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incorrect-rookies · 2 years
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theo: spent my valentine's day walking outside of restaurants and yelling "well, you moved on quickly" and "who is HE?!" at random couples as they walked in.
jiung: why??
theo: i hate love unless it involves me.
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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sangwoo: mother nature has given us so many bountiful and lush plants... the beauty of nature... to take that away... is to disregard her gifts entirely. lim jimin: cool, so i take it you're not mowing the lawn? sangwoo: i am, indeed, not mowing the lawn.
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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byeonghee: did you get the eggs?
doyum: even better!
byeonghee, softly: ...no.
sangwoo, holding up a chicken: his name is byeonghee jr.
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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prince: what’s wrong with you?
woojin: i have this weird self-esteem thing where i hate myself, but i still think i’m better than everyone else.
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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taeseung: you played me like a fiddle!
woojin: no, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play
woojin: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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shin: what's up with the napkin on the glass door?
junhyung: junseong keeps walking into the door, so i thought this would help
junseong, entering the room: oh cool! a floating napk-
junseong: *walks into the door*
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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junseong: maybe no one stole it. sometimes, i think i've lost something really important to me, but it turns out i already ate it.
kangsung: i did not eat prince, junseong.
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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jiung: why are your shoes wet?
soul: there was a puddle
jiung: why did you step in it??
soul: it was a puddle
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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woojin: if you know that's a bad idea, why are you doing it anyways?
shin: shut up woojin it fits my aesthetic
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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dongjun, very tired: woah, that's a big fucking cat
junhyung: dongjun, that's a raccoon
dongjun: i'm taking it home
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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woojin: jinwoo and i were crossing the road and this dude drove by and honked at us
junhyung, sighing: what did jinwoo do?
woojin: he chased him to the next red light then reached into his window and-
jinwoo, walking into the room: who wants a steering wheel?
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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intak: are you https? because i'm :// without you
theo: how the
theo: how the fuck did you say that out loud
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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theo: *does absolutely nothing*
keeho: can you seriously be any more adorable?? outrageous.
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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jiung: *sneezes*
intak:
jiung: you’re not even gonna say “bless you”?
intak: i’m sitting with you, you’ve clearly already been blessed.
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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jongseob: i'm not a baby anymore. i'm mature now. i'm a man, an adult.
also jongseob: i must align my feet with the tiles or else i will die.
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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P1Harmony 05 line feat. 05 liner!reader
*in school*
(Y/N): My lifelong goal is to knock someone out with a frying pan
Jongseob: I want to get knocked out to avoid physics
Soul: *pulls frying pan out of backpack*
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incorrect-rookies · 3 years
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movie keeho and jiung because this is definitely something that happened at some point
jiung: we had a bonding moment! i cradled you in my arms-
keeho: nope. don’t remember. didn’t happen.
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