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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Hello everyone, if you're seeing this post, then the queue has run out. This just means that I'm feeling a little burnt out and will be taking a little break from posting until I feel like I'm able to make content again
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Fortune Mercy, over the phone, bleeding: Hey, we're friends, right?
Zhuque Mercy: Normally I would say yes without hesitation but I feel like this is heading somewhere I won't like
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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No more doing stupid shit separately. From now on, we fuck up everything together
Snow Angel Mercy, to Sugar Plum Fairy Mercy
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Atlantic Mercy: You believe in stars? Fool. Those are the holes poked in the container so we can breathe
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Eidgenossin Mercy: We saved our best idea for last
Amber Mercy: If it’s your best idea, why did you leave it for last?
Snow Angel Mercy: Because we didn’t know it was our best idea until our other ideas turned out to be terrible
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Okami Hanzo: *dropping down to one knee and pulling out a ring* Marry me
Valkyrie Mercy: *overwhelmed and excited* No you!
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Eidgenossin Mercy: I'm back at my ancestral home (Lowe's) and I just watched a very burly man in a lot of flannel carry a potted orchid SO TENDERLY across the parking lot
Amber Mercy: A sentence that starts with "I'm back at my ancestral home (Lowe's)" has to work really hard to make the end of that sentence equally as amazing and by god you've done it
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Devil Mercy: I am perhaps already the undead, hauling my body around this mortal realm, haunted by the souls of the damned and the hungry who feast on my muscles and bones until I shall be dragged to hell once more...
Dr. Ziegler Mercy: 
Dr. Ziegler Mercy: ...once again, I don’t know where that is on a 1 to 10 pain scale
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Devil Mercy: Don't break anybody's heart, they only have one
Devil Mercy: Break their bones, they have 206
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Classic Mercy: Quick, Pink. You were injured, what’s your type?
Pink Mercy: Sparkling eyes and dazzling smiles, kind
Classic Mercy: *exasperated* Your blood type...
Pink Mercy: Oh-
Pink Mercy: Red
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Dr. Ziegler Mercy: The multiple failed assassination attempts made against me have helped build both character and self-esteem
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Pink Mercy: *in the middle of the night* H-hewwo..? Is anyone thewe?? I’m scawwed >.< *noises* HEWWO???
Murderer: You know what bye
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Imp Mercy: And? What do you think?
Odette Widowmaker: Why did you give me a wedding dress?
Odette Widowmaker: We've been dating for a month
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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*Imp Mercy changed the group chat name to Valkyrie is a Pussy bitch noob*
Valkyrie Mercy: *sends a picture of her holding a sword and kicking the camera*
Valkyrie Mercy: Fools
*Valkyrie Mercy left*
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Imp Mercy: Classic said to just be myself, and everyone would like me
Zhuque Mercy: That would be good advice if you were somebody else
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Dr. Ziegler Mercy: How bad was your hangover?
Classic Mercy: Not as bad. I just started drinking again
Dr. Ziegler Mercy: But it’s 11 am?
Classic Mercy, casually drinking a half opened beer: I fear nothing
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incorrect-mercys · 4 years
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Pink Mercy: How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming that their pants arent' on fire
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