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Joker: Hey Shepard, what goes up but never goes down?

Shepard: The amount of stress you all cause me..

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Shepard: Who hurt you?

Tali: Do you want a list?

Shepard,cracking knuckles: Yes

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Joker: EDI, I need a favor.

EDI: I am not giving you another lap dance.

Garrus: Lap dance?

Shepard: ANOTHER?!

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Shepard: We are out of coffee.

Joker: I hid it. It's been two days since you last slept and you need some rest.

Shepard: Bold of you to assume it's only been two days.

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Garrus, prentending to joke: So when are you going to go out with me?

Shepard: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

(Later)

Tali: And then you just ran away?!

Garrus: I didn't expect her flirt back!!

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Reaper: We will ruin your happiness, no matter the cost!

Shepard: My happiness?

Shepard: *to Garrus* I'm happy? When did that happen?

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