Juliana: hey, can you help me with my zipper?
Valentina: Of course
Juliana: ā¦
Juliana: Up, Jules!
Valentina: Right, sorry
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I made another account! If you watched Desenfrenadas aka āunstoppableā on Netflix then you can check out this account! Iāll be posting incorrect quotes for there as well!
Carlota: *insults Vera*
Vera: *gasps* That hurts my feelings!
Carlota: *scoffs* We all know youāre dead inside
Vera:
Vera: Good point, but still
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Valentina: Please, Julesā¦ After everything we went through together. You canāt do this.
Juliana: Iām sorry, Val.
Valentina: Iām begging you. Donāt do it.
Juliana: It has to be doneā¦
Valentina:
Juliana:Ā
Valentina:
Juliana, placing a draw-4 card: Uno.
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Guille: Are you a big spoon or a little spoon?
Juliana: Iām a knife.
Valentina, from across the room: Sheās a little spoon.
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Valentina, drunk: [points at Juliana] Thatās my girlfriend, suckers!
Guille: Your wife, Val
Valentina: My wife! Even better!
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Valentina: I googled āI hate Evaā and got over a thousand results.Ā
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Eva: Hey, do you know the password to Valās computer?Ā
Jules: Fuck you, EvaĀ
Eva: Hey!!
Jules: No, you misunderstood, the password is āfuckyouevaā.
Eva: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.
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Hi, Iām back!
Itās been a while since Iāve posted on this account so thank you for those of you who still follow me! I truly appreciate yāallĀ
Due to the certain circumstances going on the world (*coughs* coronavirus), I plan on posting more incorrect quotes! Iām also planning on creating another blog about the Netflix OriginalĀ āUnstoppableā/āDesenfrenadasā so if youāre into that let me know!
But for now, enjoy some gay content and be safe!
con amor,
Val
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Juliantina: *sitting on a bench after a fight*
Valentina: I need space
Juliana: fine *gets up to leave*
Valentina: no come back!
Juliana: I thought you said you needed space?
Valentina: I meant for you to scoot over, you were sitting too close to me
Juliana:
Valentina: what? Your leg was rubbing on me and it was turning me on
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Valentina: I'm mad at you, don't talk to me
Juliana: fine I won't tell you how this man flirted with me and wouldn't stop staring at me
Valentina: WHAT?! WHERE IS HE?! I'M GOING TO KILL HIM
Juliana: he's gone but it's nice to know you still care about me
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Valentina: WHO ATE MY FRIES I WILL FUCKING KI-
Juliana: i ate them
Valentina: -SS you and go buy some more. Do you want anything else?
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juliana: [crying]
lupe: what's wrong? why are you crying? what happened?
panchito: are you okay? did someone make you cry? who is it? i'll go talk to them if you want me to
valentina: WHERE ARE THEY? I'LL FUCKING KILL THEM!!!
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valentina: what am i suppose to do all day while youāre out?
juliana: i donāt know... what do you normally do when iām gone?
valentina, voice cracking: wait for you to get back
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Juliana: I've never had a real friend before
Valentina: I can be your friend
Juliana:
Juliana: I've also never had a girlfriend before
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guille: val why are you crying?
val: because juls got kidnapped, almost died & i love her & miss her so much
guille: oh i thought you were crying because lucho is dead
val: who is lucho?
guille: your ex bf?
val: i don't know him
guille: what?
val: selective memory. i forget about irrelevant things
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valentina: do you really think that cupping my breast is going to solve the issue here?
juliana: it's worked before
valentina: now it's infuriating me!
juliana: wrong breast
valentina: oh my god
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