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Bino: Daaad! Max called me the b-word!
Max: “Motherfucker” doesn’t start with a b.
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feel free to send in submissions :) i’ll have to do stuff from mobile now so as long as i can get the formatting good on mobile ill post it. and hope it looks fine on desktop NFKDNDN
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Truck: How's it going, dog?
King: Don't call me that.
Truck: Sorry, ...Mr. Dog?
King: No, I mean, I'm not a dog. I hate dog.
Falstaff: Well, gee, eh? You're one big mouse.
Truck: No kidding?
King: Do either of you know where the temple of the gryphon is?
Truck: Yee...ahh... No. Uh, no. Sorry, dog. Or mouse.
King: I'm not a mouse. I'm a dog-- No, I mean, I'm not a dog, I'm a MAN!
Falstaff: Excuse me?
King: I was transformed INTO a dog! Magically! I was lifted into the sky by a gryphon!
#housepets#housepets comic#housepets!#truck#king#falstaff#source: brother bear#submitted by: invisiblechell
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for a brief moment i forgot that the “incorrect” is literally in the name of the blog and thought you were just calling my whole blog incorrect and crusty NGMSHSHXJXJXJCJCJCJCJCJCJCJCN
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(MFW only AFTER submitting I realise the quote might've already been used. And then I check and find it WAS used, but Bino as the one whose food was taken)
In memory of the fallen...
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Joey: I thought I saw my older brothers hugging each other. Then I got closer and realized they were actually choking each other and I’m like, okay, that makes way more sense.
#submitted by: jageshemashftw#i forgot this blog existed WOOPS#housepets#housepets comic#housepets!#joey#thank you jage as always
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Fox: You can't catch me bi thoughts!
*Mungo takes off his bathrobe*
Fox: Woops.
#fox#mungo#fungo#housepets#housepets comic#housepets!#original#source: tumblr#kind of also an original quote but eh
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in 20gayteen rick gave us keene and breel and in 20biteen he's gonna give us mungo and fox come on let's deliver
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Fox: C'mon Fido, the math isn’t the problem. Night-shift is just keeping you and Sabrina apart. You two just need to bone.
Mungo: Meep!
Fido: What did you just say?
Mungo: Don'tsayitagain…
Fox: I said you two need to bone.
Fido: How… Dare you, Officer Fox! I am yoUR SUPERIOR OFFICER!!!
(5 minutes later)
Fido: BONE!!!
(12 minutes later)
Fido: What happens in my bedroom officer is NONE of your business!
(20 minutes later)
Fido: BoOoOoOoOnE!?!?
(Half an hour later)
Fido: Don’t ever speak to me like that again.
#i really appreciate the tone you used here#this may be to spicy but fuck it#housepets#housepets comic#housepets!#submitted by: jageshemashftw#fox#mungo#fido#nsfw
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Bino: Who ate my food!? Max!
*10 seconds later*
Bino: That was me 10 seconds ago. I was very angry, but then I realized friendship is more important.
*15 seconds later*
Bino: That was me 15 seconds ago, screw it. *Kicks down door* MAX!!!
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hey are there any plans to migrate to twitter or do you figure you're safe enough
I think Tumblr will be ultimately fine along with my blog but I'll update y'all if I have to move. If we suddenly die which probably won't happen, my Twitter is @ furiendly
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King: Stupid pet catalogue.
King: I mean, what kind of dog with any self-respect would be caught dead wearing this?
Pete: *dresses King up in the outfit in the catalogue*
King: The joke's on you. I said a dog with self-respect.
#source: sabrina the teenage witch#i swear ive posted this. who am i#submitted by: invisiblechell#pete#king#housepets#housepets comic#housepets!#submission
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for the fic title thing: Let it All Fall Away
“… So, no, it wasn’t the best life”, Breel sniffled. Keene couldn’t see any tears in the dark of the room.
“I’m sorry. I didn’t know. I would’ve never said that back at the temple if–”
“I know, Keene.” The ferret felt a hand meet his cheek. “You’re fine.” Even in the dark, Breel saw a weak smile crawl up on Keene’s face on the other side of the bed as he laid his paw on Breels.
“… So…”, Keene began, “This is silly, but… Even then? You chose to come back to Earth…? You didn’t have t–”
“But I did. And yes.”
The mattress groaned slightly as Breel scooted closer, pulling Keene against him, pressing their noses together.
“I’d do it again, for you.”
Keene felt his heart swell as he fell in love again, for the fifth time this week. He was still learning how to not be so hard and authortative- he was still learning so much.
But right now, in the dim light, it was just them. Nothing else. Keene didn’t need to think about the regrets, his mistakes. Breel didn’t need to think about the loneliness and negle t of his past life.
The world was them and a mattress, loving hands and eyes. Nothing else.
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I mean, it’s one banana, Breel. What could it cost? Ten dollars?
Keene, probably.
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Rank top 10 hottest characters
this is a cursed asked but it's my sworn duty to serve this forsaken fandomHonorable Mention: King10. Fox9. Roosevelt8. Rufus7. Peanut6. Bino5. Mundo4. Zach3. Keene2. Max1. Breel
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do you by chance have any relation to the after dark confessions blog
I don’t! I’m not powerful enough for that
(assuming you meant dirty-housepets-confessions)
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random thought that's probably easily debunked but still a nice thought: grape is trans. thanks
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