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Bakugou: Hey, @Jirou, when you wake up you're legally obligated to agree with me.
Jirou: But I don't.....
Bakugou: I don't see why that should be my problem??
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Kirishima: This is horrible! This is the most humiliating thing to ever happen to me!
Mina: Oh-? Even more humiliating than-
Kirishima: We are not doing this!
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Kaminari: Punch me in the face.
Bakugou: ...Punch you?
Kaminari: Yes, punch me, didn’t you hear me?
Bakugou: I always hear ‘punch me in the face’ while you’re speaking but it’s usually just subtext.
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Sero: I hate how you're just born out of nowhere, and you're forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job. What if I wanted to be a duck? No one ever asked me if I want to be a duck!
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Kaminari: I got grounded for a whole week just because I came home late.
Kirishima: Well, you deserved it. I mean, getting everyone's hopes up like that and then showing up again.
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Sero, on a random band name generator: Oooo! They Might Be Depressed Horses! That about sums up my friend group.
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Kirishima: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli.
Kaminari, eyes wide: I know what I saw.
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Mina: Sero, you risked your life to save me!
Sero: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
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Sero: Which country has the most birds?
Sero: Portu-geese!
Kirishima: That's a language.
Sero: Portu-gull?
Kirishima: Good recovery.
Jirou: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Mina: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Kaminari: I haven't seen Mina and Sero for fifteen minutes now.
*Outside a nearby window, a car without a driver inside is seen rolling down a driveway, with Mina and Sero running after it in a panic. Kaminari doesn't look outside at all.*
Kaminari: That probably means they're getting into trouble.
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Kirishima: Bakugou, we tried things your way.
Bakugou: No, we didn't.
Kirishima: I did it in my head and it didn't work.
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Kaminari, trying to ask Shinsou out: Would you like to stay for dinner?
Kirishima: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?
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Kaminari: I trust Sero.
Kirishima: You think he knows what he's doing?
Kaminari: I wouldn't go that far.
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Bakugou: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Kaminari: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Kirishima: I personally was created in a lab.
Sero: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Bakugou: Kaminari, I'm sad.
Kaminari: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Kirishima: Sero, I'm sad.
Sero, nodding: mood.
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Bakugou: Favorite horror movie?
Kaminari: It
Kirishima: Saw
Sero: Annabelle
Mina: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics
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Bakugou: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Mina: Rude.
Kirishima: That’s fair.
Sero: Not again.
Kaminari: Are you going to want this back?
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