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Angel Dust: Soooooo. Who tops?

Adam: Of course I.

Lucifer pulls out uno reverse card

Lucifer: Are you sure? 

Adam pulls out another uno reverse card

Lucifer pulls yet another uno reverse card

Lucifer: I can do that all day.

Adam: I don't think so.

Adam pulls uno stop card

Lucifer: Watch now.

Lucefer pulls king of clubs 

Adam: Behold!

Adam pulls scrabble V letter

Lucifer pulls rubic cube

Husk: What's even going on here?

Angel Dust: I don't know anymore, but they seems to be having fun.

Adam throws a pikachu card

Charlie from the next room: Who took all the games sets?

Lucifer throws jackstrsws at Adam

LMFAO 🤣🤣🤣

They just evolved into throwing games at each other until they ran out. LOL

#adamsapple #lucifer x adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #husk hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie #idiots in love

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My helluva crush list just got an update

#vivziepop #helluva boss #helluva spoilers #spoilers #crush list #im a simp #helluva background characters #backround

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Sister goals

#helluva boss millie #helluva boss sallie may #sallie may #helluva millie #helluva spoilers #spoilers #vivziepop #helluva shorts #sister goals

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Adam: But you can heat me up.

Lucifer: Like, with fire? Sounds illegal.

Angel: I'm cold

Husk: Here baby take my coat

Adam: I'm cold too

Lucifer: Damn Adam, I can't control the weather.

#adamsapple #lucifer x adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #incorrect quotes #luicfier you dick

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Charlie throws a wedding bouquet

Adam catches the wedding bouquet

Adam: Wait, I'm already married. What does it mean then?

Lucifer: It mean you forgot about our anniversary.

Adam: No! I didn't forget!

Lucifer: Then when is it?

Adam: In the summer

Lucifer: More specifically?

Adam: Uhh.... August 6th?

Lucifer: ...

Adam: ....

Lucifer: Lucky guess.

#adamsapple #lucifer x adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lucifer #incorrect quotes #idiots in love

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Does human Alastor x demon Alastor ship have a name?

Is it radiodeer?

Radiodeer is a name of this ship, isn't it?

#hazbin hotel #radiodeer #human alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin alastor #rare ship #questions i ask instead of sleeping

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#adams apple #adamsapple #radioapple #all ships

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Adam: I demand a refund.

Sera: Refund for what?

Adam: For making me, Lilith and Eve the first humans in the world and tricking me into being straight. 

Sera:...

Adam: Throw me a big-ass wedding with Lucifer and we're even.

It's not fair Sera >:(

Foot the bill for the wedding and all will be good in the world.

#adamsapple #lucifer x adam #hazbin sera #lucifer #hazbin hotel adam

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Charlie: Dad, can you pass the salt please?

Lucifer, Alastor and Angel Dust stands up

Charlie:...

Lucifer:...

Alastor:...

Vaggie: I get those two, but why you, Angel?

Angel Dust: To check what would happen.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie #charlie & vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie #lucifer #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel alastor #incorrect quotes #lucifer morningstar

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Seriously folks, this is sooooo good!

Appleshadow - Alastor might not like Lucifer all that much, but his shadow sure does.

The presence of the King in the hotel causes Alastor the utmost annoyance. He's loud, showy in a way that's unbecoming of royalty, and he leaves a mess everywhere he goes in the form of rubber ducks and red glitter. Unfortunately for Alastor, the characteristics that drive him to madness seem to endear the rest of the guests to the diminutive idiot and so it seems the little monarch will be staying around.

Alastor makes the barbed comment here and there - a little treat for himself, watching the pompous little King get riled up - but for the most part he avoids interaction with the short angel whenever possible. He's content with this. It isn't ideal, but he still manages to bend Charlotte's ear whenever the bumbling king isn't around. Everything would have been fine, if not for the King's insistence to taint everything he touched.

Alastor awoke early - as was his routine, but he felt oddly bereft. Summoning his shadows left him with the same feeling of loss but he pushed through, melding with the comfort of darkness as he solidified in the hotel's kitchen.

The music from the lobby caught his attention first. It was an upbeat tune, swing jazz at its finest. He was pleasantly surprised to find someone else in the hotel had a modicum of taste.

Turning the corner and making his way towards the music, he realized quickly why everything felt oddly lacking this morning. His shadow, the one that lurked and watched and waited, was dancing. Dancing with the King of Hell.

His smile strained as he watched his shadow, as solid as he'd ever seen it, pulling Lucifer around as they pivoted and swung out across the hardwood floor. The King seemed to be letting the shadow hold the lead, even as he stole the show. Twirling around, the king's radiant glow was a stark contrast to his void of a partner. As they continued to dance, Alastor noticed the otherworldly glow cast the two dancers in silhouette on the wall. Alastor watched on, unable to look away as Lucifer broke and reestablished his connection to the beat as if it were nothing at all, the grace of his movement truly making him look as if he were floating above the ground. It was only when the music began to fade and the King let out a barking laugh as he bowed to his partner that Alastor spun on his heel and stalked abruptly out of the room.

#appleshadow #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel #lucifer x alastor's shadow #it is rated E #you have been warned. #i love it #this is perfect

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin lute #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel exorcists #exorcists

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Sometimes, instead of adding a new voice to his broadcast, Alastor just lets Niffty scream into the microphone.

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#hazbin hotel #niffty #alastor

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#hazbin hotel #hazbin angel dust #angel dust #hazbin hotel arackniss #arackniss #hazbin hotel molly #molly #fluffy spider tail

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#vivziepop #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin zestial #zestial #hazbin rosie #hazbin hotel rosie #hazbin sera #hazbin hotel sera #hazbin hotel emily #hazbin emily #fallen emily #fallen sera #fallen peter #hazbin peter #hazbin hotel saint peter

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Lilith had left 7 years ago. Vaggie appeared 3 years ago. Lucifer and Charlie hadn't much contact. For 4 years Charlie had been completely alone.

#hazbin hotel #vivziepop #hazbin hotel charlie #charlie #charlie morningstar #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lilith morningstar #hazbin hotel lilith #charlie & vaggie #hazbin hotel vaggie

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Wild theory: all exterminators are lesbians.

Adam wanted army made with soldiers who would be appealing to him, but who wouldn’t be able to break his heart, for he wouldn’t be in a relationship with them in the first place.

#hazbin hotel #adam #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel lute #hazbin lute #hazbin theory

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God in Hazbin might be a duck and Lucifer keeps making rubber ducks because of his daddy issues

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#lucifer morningstar #lucifer's daddy issues #hazbin hotel #god #rubber duck