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oftentimes when you look back on media you enjoyed as a child it's like hello why did they let a 14 year old fight a dragon? but star wars holds up. luke is 19. his reaction to losing his whole family is to say "alright, let's do this. I'm gonna learn to meditate and hire a sexy drug dealer and his friend who's a furry to be my uber across the galaxy so I can blow up a fascist government" that's something only a 19 y/o would do

#I feel like Luke and I could hang #when I was nineteen I was furious and literally ready to throw my life away for love so

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• “La liberté guidant le peuple” by Eugène Delacroix

and

• “13th attempt to break the Gaza blockade by sea”. Photo by Mustafa Hassouna (Andalou Agency for Getty)

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

#jesus fucking christ #Neil you didn’t have to go this hard

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

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Having eczema/atopic dermatitis is just your body deciding you’re a lizard and fuck you about it all burn in hell forver

#ouchy! #ahaha I can’t sleep because of the stabbing itching pains

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#I can make bolognese and pasta + some chicken dishes #I also regularly eat carrots with the unhinged energy of a wild starving horse #sooo I think I’m good

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my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

#lol

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#help me

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

#no fucking way I just saw this at 4:20 PM

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While standing in line trying to get some food in the southern Gaza Strip, he yelled at the journalist Fakri Ibrahim, saying: 'Send this picture to Israel and the world.'

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Doctor Who (2005-) Season 1

#you an me both nine

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SOMETHING BIG IS COMING.

#what is the rippling sexual tension of this video #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher #just jokes y’all they are both married #these characters however

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Hold the fuck on no way WW3 jokes are trending on Twitter when this is an extremely serious situation that’s threatening to destabilize an entire region. No way everyone’s gleefully looking at this as if it’s the grand show finale they’ve been waiting all along. There is no fucking way

#i’m fucking. i can’t #I can’t I can’t I can’t #how do people think ‘world war 3’ and LAUGH abt it when it’s actually this close to happening #‘oh it’s post-irony’ ‘we’re just nervous what about the draft? hahaha’ #SHUT. UP. #what about the draft? oh are you finally fucking realizing that the only this god forsaken fucking country is good for is screwing over- #literally #EVERYONE #for MONEY

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reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

#what the fuck lmao

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elon musk admitted under threat of perjury that this is his burner account

#Jesus god in heaven