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#dune #bread

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If you know, you know

#lisp #programming #parentheses

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#snowing #marriage story

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#wheresmitch #aoc

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Sullivan requested “just ask daddy to make something creative for my cake. i know he’ll think of something good”

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A friend of mine in Cali posted this image she received about emergency services (top). We both agreed that it was entirely inaccurate given the context.

I fixed it (bottom)

#fire #burning #thisisfine #losangelesisburning #palmtreesarecandles #howcouldhellbeanyworse

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This was NOT made by me, but is very much in the spirit of what I try to do with this dumblog. Link goes to original source. 

#$500bread #clickhere

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Where else to post a fictitious “Missing Dog” sign? The back of the break room refrigerator OBVIOUSLY.

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Break room put up a bunch of helpful signs. I wanted to be helpful too.

EDIT:

Added potatoes.

EDIT:

The potatoes have been removed, and they were unhappy about that.

#workplace #helpful #psa #coffee

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for real.

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In response to: https://twitter.com/girlziplocked/status/904903683716124672

“By 2021, the DSA is going to deliver flatpack guillotines to every chapter.“

#IKEA #guillotines #Section 508 Revolution

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https://twitter.com/AnnieKNK/status/903686823335137289

This was shared on Twitter originally as “i didnt see that this was a promoted tweet and read the entire thing waiting for the joke”.

Seemed like making this was the gallant thing to do.

#obviousplant #window

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I have a friend who is a professional unjumbler so I “organized” a birthday party for her.

#jim is trapped in a box #send help #birthdays #horrible puns

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Really. Why?

#vocab words #joker #riddles #but not the riddler #crown #monocle

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I MADE THIS.

And because I’m so nice I’ve put it up on imgflip so you can make your own:

https://imgflip.com/memegenerator/108263890/Senator-Rock

#Senator Rock #The Rock #Kid Rock #Charles S Dutton #Chris Rock #Rock Lobster #A roc #Rocky Balboa #Rock n Roll #a crack rock #an actual rock #a rocking chair #Rock-a-doodle the rooster from that animated movie #iraq #rachmaninov

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IT’S A RAY OF HOPE

GET IT?

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I’ll show myself out.

#blind to change #awfulpuns

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#casualangle #geometryoffriendship