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Dracula (1931)

#dracula #audio #he isn’t strahd but i realized this blog’s been quiet for far too long #sorry folks my curse of strahd game was discontinued so i lost interest in goofing around for a bit #but it is spooky season so i must serve the people with memes once more

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Imagine Strahd giving everyone in Barovia a present for Christmas, raining nightmares down through people’s chimneys like he’s Jack Skellington himself.

#curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #imagine strahd #d&d #imagines #christmas

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Imagine Strahd scrambling to reblog all of his favorite Christmas memes on tumblr dot com but running into the dreadful nightmare that is the broken blog search function and finally just resorting to a horrific Grinch-esque scream as he gives up and throws his smartphone across the room. Merry Crisis indeed.

#strahd von zarovich #curse of strahd #imagine strahd #D&D #imagines #christmas #happy holidays folks!

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Imagine Strahd getting some proper therapy. Like some actual honest to g-d Therapy™️. Some real sit down and discuss your troubles in a safe environment therapy. Some genuine professional help in the form of THERAPY.

#strahd von zarovich #curse of strahd #imagine Strahd #D&D #imagines #’stop. get some help.’

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Gracias~ @mightys-p-blog 🧛🏼❤️

Imagine Strahd unveiling his extensive beanie baby collection in Castle Ravenloft.

“What exactly is a beanie baby?” your character asks, amazed by the variety of toy animals.

“They are merely toys, as you can see,” Strahd explains, “but they are incredibly valuable in the outside world.”

You don’t know how to tell him exactly how incorrect that is. You’re not sure you will survive telling this man the truth, in any case. Maybe it’s best we keep that little tidbit to ourself.

#recuerdo solo un poco español lo siento 😂 #thanks for the endorsement #replies

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Imagine Strahd wearing a face mask every time he goes out in public until he remembers that vampires don’t actually need to breathe.

#imagine strahd #strahd von zarovich #curse of strahd #imagines #D&D

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Imagine Strahd trying--like, really genuinely trying--to wear a face mask when he goes out and about, as per Barovian health department regulations, but his fangs keep poking through them every time he opens his mouth to speak.

#curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #imagine strahd #imagines #D&D #hope y'all are healthy and safe

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Imagine Strahd playing Mercy on Overwatch, but he only uses his gun and never heals or reses anyone.

#imagine strahd #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #overwatch #video games #imagines

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Imagine Strahd compiling a list of who’s been naughty and who’s been nice in Barovia this year. His perspective is NOT skewed, and anyone who suggests otherwise is going DIRECTLY onto the naughty list.

#imagine strahd #strahd von zarovich #curse of strahd #imagines #D&D #merry crisis to those who celebrate #Christmas #my game is still on hiatus so my inspiration has run temporarily dry for imagines thanks for ur patience folks

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An incredible likeness. I suppose I will have to make room for it among the other stunning portraits in my castle...

Basically Strahd in the Amber Temple. I love Buzzfeed Unsolved, and I really think Strahd would give absolutely no f***s about taunting powers beyond his reckoning (he’s already dead anyway.) Que the rest of the party in the background going, “STRAHD NO!”

#replies

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Disclaimer that the background is from the Neverwinter Ravenloft game.

#reblog #reblogs #idk which of those tags I used #dnd #curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #video

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I will reblog the linked post shortly. This is one of the funniest things anyone has ever added to a post of mine. Stay classy, Barovia. 🍷

Imagine Strahd lying face down on the floor just inside the front door to his castle, surrounded by colorful flashing lights, while “Caramelldansen” is blasted obscenely from the grand hall just a short walk away—a party gone horribly wrong.

#replies #iwanttobreakfreebarovia #your url is amazing by the way

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Imagine Strahd emitting an unholy shriek as he realizes how long he’s gone between making quirky posts on tumblr dot com.

#strahd von zarovich #curse of strahd #imagine Strahd #imagines #D&D #dnd #my game took a long hiatus and I forgot to post as a result oops

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Imagine Strahd posting prints of his Sonic the Hedgehog OC art on every notice board in Barovia because he feels like they’re underappreciated.

#curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #d&d #imagine strahd #imagines #sonic the hedgehog

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Imagine Strahd quarantining everyone in Barovia because ONCE AGAIN some new adventurers mysteriously appeared (as they occasionally do) and brought fungus that causes white nose syndrome with them. Will the Barovian bat population never know peace???

#curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #d&d #imagine strahd #imagines #he needs to track them down to decontaminate them at once! #and by decontaminate i mean kill #quarantine

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Imagine Strahd putting on one of his old Dolly Parton records and suddenly realizing he missed his calling as a country singer.

#curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #d&d #imagine strahd #imagines #dolly parton

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Imagine Strahd adopting thirteen hairless cats to add a little extra pizzazz to the castle ambiance. Also, there’s a mouse problem and he’s tired of having to chase the little invaders down one by one on his own.

#curse of strahd #strahd von zarovich #d&d #imagine strahd #imagines #cats #mice