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Hiya! Saw your post about wanting prompts for Killian and I'm genuinely happy to deliver :)

I didn't see in your rules and limits if you write for a specific gender only, so I'm here, begging on my knees for some Killian Jones x male reader (Cause seriously, the lack of fics with Killian and male reader is criminal and depressing 🥲) where reader and Killian just want to spend some free time together, but someone or something always interrupts them. It's either David needing Killian's help with something, Emma needing either or even both of them to watch over Henry for some time or someone causing a ruckus at the place they're at. Basically just some fluff mixed with crack as they grow annoyed and frustrated, cause all they've wanted was to spend some time together and they're unable to do so for multiple reasons.

Please and thank you 🙏🙇🏻‍♂️🫶

Hi thank you for the request! I can try to write for a male reader :) the fic may take some time tho!

#fanfiction #killian jones #x male reader #ouat

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Sorry for the hiatus but ITS MY BIRTHDAY

#personal #birthday

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Y'all I need some prompts for Killian 😭 I'm not to sure what to do please send some requests ❤️

#fanfiction #smut #killian jones #killian jones smut #killian jones x reader smut #ouat #captain hook once upon a time #once upon a time #prompts #requests #asks #send asks

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Y'all I am so sorry for my hiatus 🙏 I just have been sick on and off and I have an update, I am rewatching ouat and I will be writing for captain hook/Killian Jones so feel free to send me any requests if you want 🫶🏻 (ps I will be making an ao3 account can't wait to see where that goes)

#personal #ouat #once upon a time #killian jones #fanfiction #killian jones smut #captain hook #captain hook once upon a time #captain hook smut

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coryo having to pause the conversation with sejanus when he’s cumming. he’s literally like “☝️”

JDJSJDJD YEAH

mdni

“Yeah, I didn’t like that they killed him off I thought…fuck, baby…I thought he’d live for…fuck, hold on, shit,” and his gaze already turned to remain completely on you, ignoring sejanus’ laugh.

Coryo holding your head on him as he cums, letting out a bit of a strangled groan as he tries to keep the noises down (Sejanus would make fun of him).

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Small sejanus thing <3

This is my 4-5am attempt at Sejanus getting distracted while fucking because of how beautiful reader is sorry if it’s messy

Gn reader~MDNI 18+

His eyes were on you, staring at you intensely, you could tell even with yours being shut. It took more effort than you’d ever care to admit to open them and check your hunch, every one of his thrusts making your eyes wanting to roll back further. You managed to open those eyes just enough to see his dark ones focused on yours, he’s tilting slightly at your new found awareness.

“Hi!” He whispered, giggling right after, a bright smile coming into your view.

“Hi.” You whispered back, stuttered by his continued movements.

One of Sejanus’s hands came up to your face, gently resting it on the side of your face, tilting you up slightly so you were looking directly at him. His hair was sticking to his forehead, the sweat rolling down his cheeks almost mimicking tears, but the never turning smile told you otherwise.

“You’re so beautiful.” His words were interrupted for a moment by a moan he couldn’t contain.

He started to slow for a moment, turning almost all of his attention towards scanning every reaction on your face. Sejanus was practically stilled when he leaned down and started to press kisses all over your face, still caressing your cheek with his hand. The entire act was done through giggles and sloppily pressed lips against your flushed skin for what seemed like ages.

“Sej” you whimpered, moving your own hand to his face, keeping him from kissing you again.

“Is everything okay?” His asked, concern lacing the question.

“You stopped.”

“Oh! I’m sorry!” He laughed out, kissing your hand that was holding him still before quickly thrusting into you, picking up his previous pace and making your hand drop down the sheets.

“Thank you.” You rushed out in between moans.

“Anything for you.”

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somebody said “turning his head to the side and making out w him while i sit behind him and jerk him off 😵‍💫😮‍💨😮‍💨” is sejanus coded and I need somebody to write this 🙏🙏

god i love this thought so much. it’s so short so i apologize!

nsfw | mdni | sej x reader | a hint of overstimulation

“you’re doing so good for me,” you murmured in sej’s ear as you jerked him off from behind. you were both sat on your bed, your back against the headboard as sej was leaning against you with his head resting on your shoulder. your hand was moving up and down his length, jerking him off rhythmically.

sejanus moaned, turning his head to look at you. “feels so good,” he said. you smiled at him, using your other hand to bring two fingers underneath his chin. you lifted his head slightly to capture his lips with yours. sejanus kissed you back immediately, his whines and moans escaping into your mouth as you continued pumping his cock.

it didn’t take long for sejanus to buck his hips and his cock to stiffen in your hand, releasing his seed into your palm. he was whining as you jerked him off through his orgasm, still kissing his soft lips. you didn’t stop jerking him off, continuing his movements. sejanus pulled away from the kiss, writhing in your arms as you continued pumping his cock.

“is too much,” he whined, licking his lips as he eyes were closed. and even though he was over sensitive, he was fucking your fist.

“you can do it, baby,” you murmured. “you can give me another one.”

and sejanus most definitely gave you another one.

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please tom blyth give me 5 minutes give me one chance please pleage pleage pleadt pleastee i will do anyrhing i swear

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nsfw | mdni | william h bonney | masturbation

imagining billy just getting home after a long day, slightly tipsy and utterly exhausted but still seemingly restless. when he finally undresses for the night, taking off his shirt, pants, and underwear, he crawls into his bed with a groan due to his aching muscles.

he wanted nothing more than to finally rest, to sleep to his hearts content. but as he tries getting comfortable, he can’t find a position that works best for him. so he sighs in frustration, looking at the ceiling. and as he does so, his mind starts drifting off. he’s not had sex in a long while, being too darn busy or too stressed to be able to seek out a pretty woman. and he’s not desperate enough to set foot into a brothel.

billy looked down at his hardening cock, realizing the reason he’s so restless is due to the lack of release. and without any hesitation, he gripped himself. he wrapped a hand around his hard length, stroking himself slowly. he let out a sigh of contentment as he moved his other arm behind his head to lean against.

billy began thinking about his previous encounters, closing his eyes as he stroked himself leisurely. their breasts, so meaty and soft. he inhaled sharply as he thumbed the tip of his cock, letting out a small moan. he began thinking about countless women, unknown women, faceless women, just their bodies, really. their thighs, their soft skin, the cheeks of their asses. and god, their pussies. he wanted nothing more than to bury himself in someone’s wet cunt right about now.

billy began stroking himself faster, letting his imagination run wild as he bucked his hips, fucking into his fist. he felt his release building up as his cock stiffened in his hand. and with a grunt, billy came inside the palm of his hand, wishing he was cumming inside of a woman. when he finished, he sighed in contentment once more as he felt his body finally relaxing. billy wiped the cum off of his hand before turning to his side and quickly falling asleep.

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18, MDNI !! Tattoos + pegging <3

Sejanus’ first tattoo is that of your name.

Curling around his lower back in black ink. Sweet, cursive letters that make you swoon whenever you see it. Your sweet boy, permanently marking himself for you.

The second is a mockingjay. A bird on his upper thigh, one of sweet songs and melodies. The next, one on his wrist to represent his Ma. And another, and another. His body is filled with intricate art and designs, and you love to run your fingers over every single one of them.

Especially when you’ve got him spread out in front of you. Your name, right above the spot you’re hammering into, your eyes focused on it as you fuck into him from behind. Sej is such a good boy, bigger than you but submissive still, and he lies pliant underneath you as you use your biggest possible strap. Pretty lashes fluttering, he attempts to press himself back against your thrusts. You tsk, landing a harsh spank to his ass. Your palm grips the skin to leave a bright red mark.

“No, baby,” you scold him. “Keep still.”

“But it feels—“ he whines, burying his face into your pink silk pillow. “It feels so good, mommy. Makin’ me feel so good…”

“Mmm,” you hum. “I know. But you have to be a good boy. Only good boys get fucked like this, Sej.”

His eyes water, bottom lip wobbling. You think it’s the most beautiful thing ever, and a gentle coo falls from your lips as he goes slack again.

“Oh, baby,” your fingers run over your name on his back, sweet and promising. “Oh, you’re so good. Look at you..”

“Mommy, mommy…” is all that falls from his plump lips. You smile, nails scraping against his tattoo.

“You love me so much, don’t you?”

“Mhm,” he replies, whimpering softly and sniffling. “I love my mommy.”

“So cute…”

your hand reaches around to touch his engorged length. It falls thick and heavy in your palm, warm and wet. You give it a few short tugs, precum spilling over your fist.

“Mommy loves you too, sweet boy.”

Sejanus cries out, arms reaching behind him so he can pull himself up and wrap his arms around your neck. You let him, since he’s so close, and you lean up to kiss him on the mouth. It’s hard because of your height difference, a little awkward, but it’s perfect in your eyes. You stroke him with vigor, thrusts growing shallow at the tiredness of your hips. Looking down between your flush bodies, you can see the way you disappear in and out of his puffy hole. So sloppy and used, it makes your legs shake and your clit throb underneath your strap.

When Sej cums, it’s in thick white ropes spilling over your fist. And of course, afterwards, your sweet boy can’t help but shove his tongue in between your thighs so he can make you feel good. All the while, your nails scrape against the tattoos on his back and his cock hardens for a second time. <33

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coriolanus @ sejanus: don't fucking look at my boner when we fight

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i need him as my own personal jungle gym

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complaining to best friend coryo about how you always have to fake your orgasms with your partners/hookups and he’s like…girl let me show you how it’s done

nsfw | mdni | fem!reader | fingering (f), p in v, unprotected sex, etc. | modern au

“you know,” you began speaking as you sat down next to coryo on the couch of your guys’ shared living room. being besties, you both decided to become roommates a while back and it’s been going really well. “last nights hookup was so bad,” you sighed dramatically, resting your head on coryo’s shoulder.

coryo was looking at the TV, playing a video game. he wasn’t playing anything strenuous, just minecraft because he was bored and needed something to do. “why’s that?” he asked, glancing down at you before back at the screen.

“i had to fake my orgasm,” you groaned. “i always have to fake them whenever i hook up with someone.”

coryo froze for a second, pausing his game before looking down at you. “why do you fake them?” he asked, furrowing his eyebrows in confusion.

“because no one has ever made me finish before,” you said. “and i don’t want to hurt their feelings by saying i didn’t cum.” you explained, looking up at coryo as your head was still rested on his shoulder.

“has anyone ever made you cum before?”

“only myself.”

coryo quirked an eyebrow. “clearly you’ve never been with someone worth your time then,” he exclaimed, pulling away from you to look at your face properly.

you lifted your head up, looking at your best friend. “and what do i do about that?” you asked.

“let me show you how it’s done,” coryo suggested, smirking at you.

which led to you on coryo’s lap, your back pressed against his chest as his fingers were underneath the hem of your pants, fingering your pussy. you moaned, leaning back against coryo who was pressing kisses along the nape of your neck.

“you’re so wet,” he murmured against your skin. he thrusted his fingers fast, the sounds of your pussy filling the room. you moaned in response, grinding your hips in rhythm to his hand. coryo let out a small groan as he felt you grinding against his hand, your ass pressed against his hard cock.

“so good,” you moaned, closing your eyes in pleasure.

and just as you felt your orgasm approaching, coryo stopped, causing you to whine as he removed his fingers from your cunt.

coryo let out a soft chuckle, gripping your hips and moving you to the side so that you’re sitting on the couch instead of his lap. “gonna fuck you now,” he said, pressing a kiss to your forehead before standing up. his hard cock was prominent in the grey sweatpants he was wearing and you couldn’t help but whimper. coryo palmed his cock through his sweatpants. “be a good girl and take your clothes off for me, doll.”

and you obliged of course. because you’d do anything for your best friend. and for his cock. you took off all of your clothing, throwing it to the side. coryo let out a soft groan, eyeing you up and down. “you’re so beautiful,” he said, sighing. he pulled off his shirt and tossed it to the side before pulling down his sweatpants, revealing his large cock.

your eyes widened at how largely endowed your best friend truly was. “you’re so big,” you whispered in amazement. he had to be at least eight inches.

coryo smirked, nodding his head. “lay down for me,” he said. and you did so. coryo then moved back onto the couch, hovering over you as he grabbed his cock, pressing the tip against your folds and spreading your wetness. the both of you let out soft moans. “gonna fuck you so good, princess,” he groaned, lining his cock to your entrance.

“can’t wait,” you replied, looking down at your bodies as you watched him slowly ease his cock inside of you. you let out a whine of pleasure, grateful for being filled. coryo let out a groan.

truthfully, coryo hadn’t slept with anyone in awhile. he didn’t like having to go out and talk to people when he could truthfully just fuck the pretty girl he already knew. and now he was finally able to fuck you.

when coryo bottomed out, he stayed still for a moment, allowing you a few moments to adjust to his size before slowly thrusting his hips. you both moaned in sync. you wrapped your arms around coryo’s neck, looking up into his icy eyes. you both shared a small smile, truly realizing that you fucking your best friend.

coryo began moving his hips faster, causing you to moan as his cock began hitting that sweet spot inside of you. “oh fuck!” you moaned out.

coryo’s breath was shaky as he thrusted his hips, closing his eyes in pleasure. “god you’re so tight,” he said. “clenching my cock so good.”

“you’re so big,” you replied, moaning.

after a few more thrusts, coryo changed the position. he took his cock out of you, grabbing you as he sat down on the couch. he maneuvered you onto his lap before gripping his cock and easing himself back into your cunt. you let out a loud moan from the change of position, feeling his cock entering you more deeply. “oh my god,” you gasped, your eyes fluttering shut.

coryo grabbed your hips before thrusting up into you at a harsh pace. you both moaned loudly, not caring at the fact that your neighbors could likely hear what’s going on through the walls.

coryo wrapped an arm around your waist to help him thrust into you better. you moaned, leaning your head on coryo’s shoulder as he fucked up into you. “you like having your best friend’s cock inside of you, hmm?” he grunted.

you whined, nodding your head against his shoulder. “love it so much,” you moaned, feeling yourself getting closer.

coryo moaned, throwing his head back in pleasure as he fucked you. “god, you’re clenching me so good,” he said. “gonna cum for me? gonna cum on my cock, baby?”

you nodded your head again, your breathing shaky as you felt the heat in your abdomen tighten. “so close, coryo, please,” you moaned out. “wanna cum so bad.”

“yes, baby,” he said, his right hand gripping your right butt cheek. “fuck, please cum on my cock.”

and with that, you came, hard, moaning loudly as your body began shaking. your thighs quivered as you came. with a few more thrusts, coryo came with a loud moan, spilling his seed inside of your pussy. and when you both finished, you breathed heavily, coming down from your highs.

you pulled away slightly, looking at coryo’s icy eyes as he looked into your beautiful eyes. he reached a hand up to caress your hair. “you don’t need to fuck anyone else,” he murmured. “i’ll take care of you.”

you smiled softly at your best friend. “sounds like a plan.”

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question: what is happening in this scene

clue: this is a medical show

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Average house episode :

Cuddy : house we have this patient with symptom

House : boohoo you can't have children. Also stupid patient not interested

Cuddy : patient has silly symptom

House : mmmm interesting... I pop pills

Foreman : can we start treating this patient? It's definitely disease xyz

House : no dumbass idiot it's definitely not that it's xoxo disease

Chase : I'm aurstrailian mate! Also hause is roit

Cameron : I checked it's not xoxo disease! I am a girl and I like you house

Foreman : I'm telling u man it's xyz disease

Chase : treatment for xyz disease is not working

House : break into the house!

Wilson : hello I am nice

House : wow wow hello I am in love with you hi hi Wilson my dear

Patient : owie I ate one blueberry five years ago

House : you idiot! everybody lies! It's disease 69. Give him anti 69

Foreman : it's not disease 69

Cameron : the patient doesn't want anti 69

House : I pop da pillz. Also I already gave anti 69

Patient : thank u doctor house

Cuddy : oh house you silly man

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Sej and reader having an anatomy project together and deciding to do some hands on practice 🙏🙏

nsfw | mdni | fem reader | fingering, handjob, mutual masturbation, etc.

being partners with your significant other had both its pros and cons. firstly, sejanus was highly intelligent and therefore it made it easier when working together in all of your lessons. but you also found sejanus being intelligent really hot and it always made you bothered. so when you were both assigned to an anatomy project, you mentally cursed yourself as you realized you wouldn’t pay attention much.

especially because the project is about the reproductive system.

so when you both were sat in sej’s bedroom, on his bed, looking at your textbooks, you were barely paying attention. sejanus just looked so handsome, his eyebrows furrowed as he used a finger to trace the words he was reading. you bit your lip, clenching your thighs. and you decided to break the silence.

“you know,” you began, your voice soft but thick. “there’s a better way to learn about the reproductive system than to read about it,” you said, looking at your attractive boyfriend.

sejanus looked up from the textbook, his eyes looking at you as he gave you an amused smile. “is that so?” he said, putting his textbook to the side. “and what might that be, baby?”

you simply grinned, setting your textbook to the side before grabbing sej’s hand. “what better way to learn than to experience it yourself?” you asked as you guided his hand to your crotch. you were still wearing your uniform, minus the skirt.

sejanus hummed in understanding, nodding his head as he palmed your pussy through your pants. “you’re absolutely right, princess.”

which ultimately led to you and sej being naked a few moments later, sat across from one another on his lush and large bed. sejanus’s fingers were inside of you while he had his other hand pumping his cock slowly.

you let out a soft moan, watching sej as he fingered you and jerked himself off. “so good,” you sighed.

sejanus gave you a smirk, licking his lips as he watched his fingers thrusting into your cunt. “yeah?” he asked, curling his fingers.

you let out a loud moan as sej’s fingers hit your g-spot. “oh fuck!” you moaned out, throwing your head back.

sejanus jerked himself off faster, thrusting his fingers inside of you quicker as well. “so wet, baby,” he moaned.

“always wet for you,” you mewled, closing your eyes.

and soon the both of you were cumming in sync, your moans filling the room. and when you guys were finished, you both were breathing heavily, looking at each other. sejanus removed his fingers from your cunt and took his hand off of his cock.

“well, that certainly was informative,” sejanus said jokingly.

you laughed, nodding your head. “very much so.”

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peacekeeper coryo and sej helping each other out😏😏😏

nsfw | mdni

imagine sejanus walking in on coryo fucking his fist in the communal showers early one morning, hearing his moans and groans echoing off of the shower walls. he ends up watching in amazement, noticing how big his best friend really is and how coryo looked so desperate to cum. and without any hesitation, sejanus made his presence known.

“i could help you, you know,” sejanus’s soft voice echoed against the tiles, causing coriolanus to jump and look up to see sejanus standing there naked, watching coryo.

coryo was about to yell at him, to scream about invading his privacy, until he noticed sejanus’s hard cock. the blonde licked his lips, eyeing sejanus up and down. “help me how?” he asked thickly.

sejanus bit his lip, noticing how coryo's eyes were looking him up and down. he moved so that he was standing directly in front coryo, close enough to touch him. "it's easier if i show you," sejanus whispered. "may i?"

coryo didn't trust his voice. he didn't quite understand exactly what was happening. but he most definitely didn't hate it. coryo nodded his head at sejanus. it's not gay for your best friend to offer to help you right?

wrong. it was definitely a bit gay for your best friend to put his dick against yours and jerk off your cocks together. coryo couldn't help the whimpers escaping his lips as sejanus moved his hand up and down their lengths. no words were spoken between the two of them, the only sounds were the sound of sejanus's hand moving underneath the shower head and their moans.

"i'm gonna-" coryo whispered, cutting himself off as he came on sejanus's hand and cock. he threw his head back in pleasure, his pale cheeks reddened.

sejanus let out a groan, watching his best friend cumming so prettily. which caused sej to cum as well, letting out a shaky breath as he came a lot on coriolanus's cock and his own hand. and when the two finished, they didn't talk about it. they just went back to being the same as usual.

because friends help each other out, right?