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Sky, Four coughed and Gloam is dancing mans.

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Vio, walking in wearing fishnets under low-riding jeans with holes in them and a crop top (also with fishnets under them), and six inch platform boots with spikes: Sup.

Blue: What the fuck are you wearing?

Vio: Sin.

Green: You're wearing sin?

Vio: I'm wearing sin.

Red & Shadow: He's wearing sin.

#oh my god he's wearing sin #incorrect hyrule-bound quotes #incorrect quotes #legend of zelda au #loz #legend of zelda #hyrule-bound #hyrule bound #four #shadow #red #blue #vio #green #submission

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Soldier: Skull Kid can be a bit of a handful sometimes. I wish there was a better way to deal with him.

Tyrant: oh there is! But I don't wish to go to jail just yet.

#tyrant goes to jail #coming to a theatre near you #..... soon.... #legend of zelda au #incorrect hyrule-bound quotes #hyrule bound #incorrect quotes #hyrule-bound #legend of zelda #tyrant #soldier #skull kid

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Look this beautiful baby

#YOOOOOO #why it look so fragile tho #im gonna cry #pupppy wolf PUPPY WOLF PUPPY WOLF

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Blue, crying with his sword pointed at Red: Say it again, I dare you.

Red, breathing in and out very dramatically, whispering: Wenis.

#dj. #dj this is just #our friendship #incorrect quotes #legend of zelda #hyrule-bound #hyrule bound #incorrect hyrule-bound quotes #loz #blue #red #four #submission

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Tyrant. definitely him

FUCK holding hands for romantic purposes. hold my hand while walking on an icy sidewalk so if one of us slips we both eat shit

#yall know he would be the one to slip anx take whoever was nearest down with him #hes just.. got that energy #the vibes of a bastard

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Soldier: What's so special about Vanity anyways?

Mali: B....booty cheeks.

#THANK YOU DJ VERY COOL #i fuUCKING CACKLED I DIDNT AEE THIS SOONER BUT #i WISH I DID #hyrule bound #incorrect quotes #incorrect hyrule-bound quotes #hyrule-bound #legend of zelda #loz #mali #soldier #submission

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#pizza delivery guy ravio is my new favourite thing omg

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Lucas: hey so.. how do you spell FBI?

Aoife: say that again, but slowly.

Lucas: how... do... you-

#get ready for a bit of spam because #i couldnt join djs vc tonight and i felt bad #so i quickly made a few posts and stuck em out into the world #legend of zelda au #incorrect quotes #hyrule-bound #hyrule bound #loz #legend of zelda #incorrect hyrule-bound quotes #aoife #lucas

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Tyrant: I don't think I can stay in the same house as the person who ruined my life.

Soldier: for fucks sake, I'll buy you more Coco Puffs in the morning

#gonna try and post regularly again too #cause my life has been beating my ass so i havent been posting on any of my blogs oops #tho dont expect a lot on sunday and monday because 👀👀 it birthday time 👀👀 #ya girl gonna get FOOD #incorrect quotes #hyrule bound #legend of zelda au #legend of zelda #hyrule-bound #incorrect hyrule-bound quotes #tyrant #soldier #loz

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OH HELL YES

I. I need all the alignment chart memes. All. All of them. My hands are shaking. Please.

AIGHT YALL RB THIS POST WITH YOUR ALIGNMENT CHART BLANKS FOR THIS ANON

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Fissuree anytime he sees Wild: -crying- Hello you beautiful bitch.

#he loves him #so much #fissure sounds like markiplier #btw #submission #i have nothing to say because this is already perfect -m #thank you dj

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Fun fact: Vanity's body is made of extremely hardened shadows so hes like a walking tank. He literally clanks when he walks. He cant sneak around at all. Thats why in the most recent HB chapter his footsteps are described as being very loud.

Bandit: Vanity's late. Should we start without him?

Mali: No wait. Give him a moment.

*Distant klonking, quickly getting closer*

Vanity, busting into the room in a pair of light-up sneakers: LOOK AT MY NEW SHOES

#im sorry #no one asked for this but #hyrule bound #legend of zelda au #incorrect quotes #asks #mali #vanity #bandit #also if youre wondering #what theyre about to do #its twister #the darks play twister when they arent being evil

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Vanity: Mali, I'm trying to sneak around. But I'm

DUMMY THICC

and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the heroes!

I mean it when i say Vanity is hot

his pants show of his ass cheeks but he uses the belt to cover em up btw

#I 👏 HAVE 👏 A 👏 TERRIBLE 👏 SENSE 👏 OF 👏 HUMOR

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Also its Tyrants birthday today

WHAT?????

HOLY SHIT IT'S MY SECOND FAVOURITE BOYS BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!

#second ONLY TO RINKU #bandit is a close third #I love them

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I mean it when i say Vanity is hot

his pants show of his ass cheeks but he uses the belt to cover em up btw

#hyrule-bound #vanity #hyrule warriors #dark link #submission #oh how badly I want to make a clap of the asscheeks joke -m #SO SO BADLY #im actually five and my sense of humor reflects that

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I have a PSA: Vanity is hot.

Vanity is HOT

#literally and figuratively #a cutie on fire #probably wild and fissures doing ✊😔 #local gays commit arson