@lokisprettygirl makes me want reread all fics she writes. I swear I'm addicted to any version of loki she writes and love how each story is different and has different outcome each time. If your looking for writer to read i highly recommend my friend because she is a boss.
Love, Jess
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Wanted to use the military protecting the babies meme, but not feeling like I want to tag myself as the American military pls
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This is hilarious. I have to share it with you
I talked with my best friend. And we got from "Your life is the trope of an old YN whattpad story" to "I could get 1 million in my life. That is realistically possible and I hate that thought. I hate the thought of having so much money." To "I am watching now the trial of Heart/Depp." To "Yeah. I would marry you." To "Silicone forms are super weird. You secure with tape and just hope that will do the trick when you pour into it." To "this orange is obnoxious. Why did i create this shade?!" To "Humanity is so stupid" to "I can work better while we are talking" to "what should I eat? Pizza? Pizza." To "Cats are so adorable but idiots" to "In my family only two grandchildren married and both of them married twice." Which lead to "I will marry you and then divorce you to marry this other friend of ours."
That is it.
That is our friendship.
I Especially am very fond of the casual "Yeah. I would marry you."
Because both of us are very much aromantic asexual.
So yeah. That is like the greatest compliment ever?!
I love my best friend.
I will now let you move on with your life.
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ed trying to get over a guy he only kissed once while sobbing on the floor every night about him is literally queer culture thank u for the accurate rep david jenkins
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"you are HARASSING A CRIPPLE" ".....foot." "a shark ate it." for some reason this genre of humor (making everyone else vaguely uncomfortable by joking about your disability/bringing it up on every occasion a la "the weather is homophobic because it's inconveniencing me") is my favorite fucking thing. god i hope it continues. i hope izzy tells everyone he meets a different story about how he lost the leg (fought a lobster, cannonball incident, cursed by a witch, "what do you mean? my leg's right h--OH MY GOD"). i hope he has a spreadsheet entitled "jokes i can make now that i only have one leg". he's completely deadpan and no one knows whether they're allowed to laugh or not. it's great.
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