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"My names Alexa
I’m sweet like Splenda
I spend my life waitin for things to get betta
I have depression
I keep repressin
And when I get too sad, I leave a bad impression
My friends call me Alex,
My foes call me worthless,
And this is my blog and I’m gay"
by my best friend cain
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BABE. BABE, WAKE UP, SAD-IST YOUTOOZ DESIGN N DATE JUST DROPPED.
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me on a date: so what do you think of ProtonJon?
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me: *sticking breadsticks in purse* sorry i have to go home
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I CRAVE THAT NOOT NOOT
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me being generally bad at existing: why am i like this
me later reading about a disorder that i literally Have: aw fuck thats right i got symptoms syndrome
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sometimes i remember that Ophiuchus is a zodiac sign and it is technically a part of the zodiac signs and if i were to follow it id be a virgo instead
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