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Anyways. Y'all keep forgetting that Cuddy hired and repeatedly refused to fire malpractice Georg entirely on purpose. In order to keep her hospital on the map. In order to secure better funding and more research opportunities. She lies under oath, she threatens employees, (not just House!) she fucking. Schemes. She's nuts! She sees a complete disaster of a guy who cannot be trusted to care for himself much less vulnerable patients, who absolutely no one else will hire, and she goes. Yeah I think I can keep him under control. I think I can harness that for my benefit. And she mostly succeeds!!! House, who's never met an authority figure he didn't hate. She keeps him complacent with regular doses of petty arguments so he thinks he's fighting the man, but literally he is exactly where she wants him most of the time. Yeah House might be a feral animal, but that makes Cuddy the kind of person who keeps wild animals as pets. She's like oh yeah this is my pet tiger. When he's feeling grumpy I distract him with raw steak that I throw across the room. He thinks it's a game. Sometimes he tries to bite me lol.

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reblog this and tell me in the notes which book you've reread most in your life, pretty please!

#tell the wolves i’m home by carol rifka brunt #followed by the lightning thief which i reread like every year from fifth grade to ninth grade lmao #and then a few more times as an adult

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im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells

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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#too many #i’m the only person in my house who drinks coffee rn #and we have a carafe + single cup coffee maker but we never buy coffee pods and the minimum it lets you brew in a pot is 4 cups #ergo #i end up drinking four cups a day to not feel wasteful or have bitter stagnant leftover coffee #these are all just excuses btw i drank way too much coffee way before we had this coffee maker

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I wish that ao3 had an option to filter warnings (and tbh certain authors) out like I will never ever want to read it and just seeing it puts me off so much that often I end up closing my browser because that content upsets me so much lmao

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119/365 days of regina mills

#regina mills

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*sounding insane* so guys what if after everything addison is still that scared little girl inside.

#the tags !! #addison was a Lonely Little Girl and in some fucked up way that has been the root of all her problems as an adult #everything adult addison does in the show makes me think of little addison growing up in that big cold connecticut house #only being paid attention to when bizzy wanted to criticize her or the captain wanted her to cover for him #and then i think of her alone in the brownstone as derek ignored her and getting increasingly more sad and desperate #ugh her therapist in pp sucked we could have really delved into some of this

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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"You're a writer, wow, you must know so much about what happens in your stories."

My first draft placeholders:

[Image Id: five screenshots from Google Docs that read:

[Describe shit, idk]

[Other stuff happens, idk, ran out of motivation for this scene]

[Beginning stuff happens]

[I really don't know, inspiration escapes me]

the quiet village of [Insert vaguely French name]

End id]

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we talked just this morning about yogurt, dearest molly, how dare you insinuate otherwise

i know 😭 i just mean that we are physically in close proximity but we mostly communicate as if we are overseas pen pals

#name reveal??? #i think #idk if i’ve ever mentioned my name on here before LMAO #all friends can be long distance friends if you never leave the house :D

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No arguments.

#regina mills #forgiving her for the mass murder bc she’s traumatized and has big sad brown eyes #she’s slaughtered entire villages but she is so babygirl i would carry her around in a lined picnic basket like a little kitten

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love it when a villain has been defeated but not redeemed yet. just a sad wet pathetic evil little freak and they can't do anything about it. peak character.

#s2 regina mills when that writer was going through a divorce #she was just a sad little baby with divorced dad energy and a slew of murders to atone for :( #regina mills

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#i’m a…. desperate housewife ???

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tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

#<<< us except we know each other irl 😭😭

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#i had stuffed animals but i never had like a designated comfort object #which is probably part of why i am Like This lmao

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i think what’s on a person’s nightstand is very telling so reblog this and put in the tags the things you have on your nightstand

#hypothyroidism medication #embroidery floss #an unopened bag of cheetos #hand sanitizer #ibuprofen #a half empty jug of water #and a wireless phone charger bc my charging port is all jacked up #also i don’t have a real night stand rights now so it’s actually a square wooden stool LMAO

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