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yeah so i went to go visit my friend-

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You'll Never Defeat My Mons Pubis

Goooooood morning, everypony! We have a shiny new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? coming at you hot! We got a good one for you, folks. We got boys that should be allowed to smell things, we ask if this is one of your skibidi toilets, and you know we're kinning a pump.

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #horse #my little pony fim #one bad apple #babs seed

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Spell That Just Fucking Kills You

Gooooood marening, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? Come with us as we save a car and ride a horseboy while talking about Too Many Pinkie Pies!

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #graceful spark #spilled beans #too many pinkie pies

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Spike's Sweaty Claws

Good morning, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! Come, watch as Mister Spikevedere sweats on his own claws, learn a little about pomf, and say "crystals" a couple times.

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #the crystal empire

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Hagpilled and Crone Mode

Gooooood afternoon, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! Come notice that Shining Armor's balls never dropped and enjoy a crystal cheesewich with us as we discuss the first part of The Crystal Empire!

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #hagpilled and crone mode #the crystal empire

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🥺 Pussy Princess?

Gooooood morning, everypony! We have TWO hot new episodes of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! It's a big day! We cover the season two finale, meet some very good bugs, get snortballed, and generally have a gay ol' bug time.

We worked extra hard on this one, so I'm super excited to show it to you all.

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #a canterlot wedding #changeling #changelings #love wins

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tomorrow.... Big Horse Events

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #equestria girls

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Long Face Value

Goooood morning, everypony! Come watch as Spark and Beans get invited to a Canterlot wedding on this week's episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? Come watch as half a dozen royal guards take one look at some foaltenyl and immediately die.

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #loaf #long face value

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Pregnant With Donut Excitement

Good morning, everypony! Whether Hearth's Warming is treating you well or not, we have a cool new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Come appreciate two loafs and get pregnant with donut excitement!

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #pregnant with donut excitement #loaf #ploaf

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Cranky Doodle Wife Guy

Good morning, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria for you! Come agree that you should let boys say things before women banish me to the eyeball zone.

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #Hurricane Fluttershy #Cranky Doodle Wife Guy

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#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #equestria girls #sunset shimmer #twilight sparkle #long bacon #snow #love wins #yuri #lesbian #sunlight #sciset #sci twi #mlp eqg #eqg #bisexual

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Boylashes

Gooooood morning, everypony! We got a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you!

Come join us on Spike's gender quest as we add some mysterious bulges to Rainbow Dash's muscular bones!

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #dragon quest

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Got Me In My Tummy Hurtussy

Gooooood morning, everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you! Come marvel at some wild lore implications and meet Solid Sparkle as we talk It's About Time in Got Me In My Tummy Hurtussy!

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #horse #my little pony fim #It's About Time #Solid Sparkle

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The Bechdick Test

Good morning, everypony! Come fuck a nerd for asparagus with us in a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? The tree outside Fluttershy's house is dying. Reblog to make it die faster.

#mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #mlp #my little pony fim #horse #the bechdick test #asparagussy #you can't fuck lemon pussy for a cherry

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Graceful Spark's About To Make You Her Horse

Good afternoon, everypony! It's an off week for We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria, but I DO have some fanfic I wrote about us. Is it fanfic if you wrote it about yourself about the thing you make?

Anyways, links and story below the cut.

Graceful Spark trots a brisk circle around her latest victim. Looking them up and down and occasionally swatting with her tail. Her hooves clippity-clop against the Spark and Bean's wooden floor. "Well, a lot of this is unfortunate." She steps on their toes on this lap. "I didn't know you could get isekai'd wrong. Weird. Fortunately, it's fixable."

They try to run out the door when Spark leaves to throw a few oversized switches. It's locked and guarded by a maredermaid, of course.

"Dear, please. This is for your own good. We won't get to Equestria Girls for a year or so, and even then, it's not like the humans come hang out in Ponyville. They're barely normal about zebras, I think they're gonna have a hard time with fingers and toes."

Beans drags them back to their seat just in time for the Horsefemmer Deluxe to finish booting. "Don't worry, dear. You'll make SUCH a pretty pony when we're done with you."

The final switch is thrown. Spark cackles. A red and gold beam focuses in on its victim. Their fingers merge into soft little hooves. Their feet stomp on the ground until their shoes slip off to reveal a matching set of gay little marshmallow hoofers. Spark whispers in those perky pony ears about how they're SUCH a pretty pony and how they're SO happy here in Ponyville and how they're SO good at-" A beat to check their cutie mark. "-magnets? Weird. Everypony loves your maregnetic ponysonality."

They nod, empty little smile spreading across their snout.

"Good girl. You'll fit right in."

#mlp #my little pony #mlp friendship is magic #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #fanfic #fanfiction

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Dearest Graceful Sparkand Spilled Beans

You have summoned me so here I am. That linx (or an anthro version of it at least) is definitely a twink and a short king too. Also he’s the flail tiger’s befriend, because I said so and no creature can stop me. Also Ahuizotl is totally a hunk and I’d love to cuddle up with him.

And for a fun fact about Mariel females of it pre evo Azurill have a 1/3 chance of turning male when evolving thus making Mariel the Trans pokemon

Sincerely your fan

Cross(r)over fan

P.S. if you don’t mind do you think you can give us in the future a heads up if an episode is going to be late? it’ll just help alleviate some anxiety about whether you mares are ok.

Hey, we answered this in the most recent episode! (and I'll try and post in the future when we have delays, sorry about that. Horsing is hard!)

-Spark

#twink takes

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Goooood morning (mare morning), everypony! We have a hot new episode of We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria? for you!

This week, we see love winning (wife inning), ask if she eats these, and do a little trumpet yeehaw.

#mlp #mlp friendship is magic #my little pony #friendship is magic #horse truck #mlp fim #podcast #my little pony fim #horse #wife note #death note