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hitandrunduorp · 6 days

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Wake up folks new absolute Legend on TikTok

#||incognito|| ooc||#now we need a duet or a crossover of this guy and dylan

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hitandrunduorp · 8 days

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Be mean to your characters.

What do they take for granted? Take it away from them.

The one thing they know for certain? Make them doubt it.

Their worst fear? Throw it at their faces.

Make their plans fail. Make them cry. Make them question things and then learn about them and the way they react in the process.

Be mean to your character. Then be kind to them for a while, because after all that they may deserve it.

#||incognito|| ooc||#hehehehehehehehe

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hitandrunduorp · 12 days

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why yes I AM making boop gifs from screen recording

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hitandrunduorp · 1 month

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#||incognito|| ooc||#as sweet as that all is...#isn't that the cat who RAISED that bobcat?#like #i remember a story that a bobcat kit had no parents so they brought a cat who lost their litter and it bonded to the kit #sure they had to intervene sometimes due to dietary differences but otherwise the cat took care of the kit #even when they took it out #it would sneak back in because that's her kitten. yes they're bigger than mama but that's her baby #idk id have to look it up but like #70% sure that's the story behind those pics

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hitandrunduorp · 1 month

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Something to note, is that Matt is honestly mildly terrified of Mattie. I know, how's this 6'2" brick wall of a man scared of a 5'7" tiny twink? Well, it's mostly because Mattie is... far more mentally unstable than Matt is. It took him a long time to get comfortable with the idea of taking a life, despite being around death when he was still a child, but he hadn't taken a life with his own hands until he was 16, almost 17.

Mattie killed when he was 12. Yes, the circumstances were far different, having killed his father in self-defense, but the fact remains that he took a life deliberately. Sure, in fights he'd sooner run than attack, but that's not to say he wont. Actually, when he was 13, he was often one to fight back, because he had no trust in the world... it was kill or be killed, and he didn't survive his own personal hell just to be killed and left in a ditch. It wasn't until his later teens that he finally started truly showing restraint and would flee.

Not to mention many other parts of Mattie's... mild obsessions, like with poisons, toxins, and anatomy. He trusts Mattie to be a faithful right hand... but he won't deny that the boy genuinely scares and worries him. He knows Mattie is one truly bad day from snapping, and becoming a genuine threat... and he knows he himself couldn't stop him. Not because he can't, but because he can't bring himself to.

#||incognito|| ooc||#||gathered intel; archer|| about mattie archer||#||gathered intel; leblanc|| about matt leblanc ||

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hitandrunduorp · 1 month

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//boo, im back sorta been sorta bleh and whatnot so haven't been on tumblr, but recently my usual computer just... stopped working after updating it then going to toronto. was working fine when i left, but noooo had to have some sort of issue when i got back. soooo i lost my icons and now gotta try and find them, or wait to see if someone can access my old hard drives and save my art/icons folder. we'll see... i hope so...\\

//anyhow, gonna post a lore thing about the brothers, and yeah! hopefully see folks around here in the future!\\

#||incognito|| ooc||#||the sadistic kitten|| mun speaks||#my icons would be nice to get back #but it really is the art that would devastate me #so many pieces... so many wips...#also meant to queue this whoops

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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hey Mattie, are your fortunes REALLY that accurate?

"As accurate as the fates allow! No one at the Narukami shrine has quite the affinity for fortunes as I have. Big Sister Yae would often praise me!"

"...before trying to tell me ways to con people to make more cash. I mean, really, it's hard to remember that she's the head priestess some days-"

#||mattie archer|| ic||#||travelling fortune teller|| mattie genshin au||#||faceless employers|| anon||

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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Matt. How come fur suit?

"...... are you trying to ask of I have one, or...?"

#||undercover|| non rp ic||#||matt leblanc|| ic||#||faceless employers|| anon||

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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The Demons Come Out! Send My Muse Anons, taunt them, exploit their fears and weaknesses, tell them lies. Push them past their breaking point and make their Inner Demons come out, or make them break down completely!

#||incognito|| ooc||#||fun and games till someone loses an eye|| memes||

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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"I told you, I didn't steal anything! Do I look like one of those 'treasure hunter' thugs?!"

#||mattie archer|| ic||#||travelling fortune teller|| mattie genshin au||

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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Charlotte beamed at the idea of a tour, quickly agreeing and moving to carefully climb out of the bed, holding Crys to keep herself steady. Mainly, she was curious of the 'beautiful place' the other mentioned, but would be patient as she let her wobbly legs adjust to standing.

Matt was in the kitchen, preparing himself a coffee as he listened to Crys speak to the child. Honestly, he wasn't sure what to do with her... on one hand, bringing her almost anywhere was a risk to her safety, but on the other, he could get into a lot of trouble with the courts if they found out he was housing a fae child. There's a reason he's not allowed in their territories, after his rounds as a young vampire... but that was to worry about later.

For now, he kept his distance, partly to keep them comfortable, and partly to steel himself. Though it didn't help that he's been feeling... off. Jumping at shadows in the corner of his eye, and his mind anxious over seemingly nothing... man, he really did need to take a break or something at this rate. If Crys's safety and now the child, wasn't a top priority, he'd take a good week or so and stay in his cousin's district or something.

"I see our young ward is doing well." He greeted them as he prepared Crys and Charlotte something to drink. Charlotte of course felt nervous at the tall man, and carefully hid behind Crys for now.

“Oh…” The little girl was quiet as Crys explained a bit more about the vampires. She didn’t mean to trouble the household! But she was thankful, both to the woman beside her and ‘Mister Matt’. At the prospect of walking she perked up a little, having long been antsy to finally get out of the bed.

“A-A walk would be really nice…”

#thedarklightphoenix‌#||matt leblanc|| ic||#||charlotte leblanc|| ic||#||the eternal night|| matt vampire au||

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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//it's funny, i talk about returning and the first thing I get is a porn bot lol\\

#||incognito|| ooc||#||the sadistic kitten|| mun speaks||#also realizes i didnt finish a reply #but i got company coming over so idk qhen ill get it finished. sometime today #plus might make a starter call #or something #we'll see

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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if ur returning, are we going to see more of your genshin au? :D

//im surprised anyone outside of like, caz are actually interested! while i still have to fine tune matt's story, mattie's has been posted so i'd be willing to rp that pathetic gay 'fox'-boy LOL\\

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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"Ugh, I'm so bored...."

"Well, hopefully, mun's done being a lazy bitch, cause I am too."

//I have NOT been lazy you jerks!\\

#||incognito|| ooc||#||undercover|| non rp ic||#||the sadistic kitten|| mun speaks||#lets try this again #gonna start trying to be active on here #cause tbh i miss rping and these two dumbasses

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hitandrunduorp · 3 months

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"Hello! Care to have your fortune read? Hm? Who am I? My name's Mattie, a priest of the Narukami shrine in Inazuma! What's that look for? 'Only women'? Go tell that to Big Sister. Who's she? The head Priestess, of course!"

Mattie is known to all in Inazuma as the Head Priestess's little brother, and as far as the other priestesses know, it's true. He's been there long since before many of them were even born, so no one's bothered to think otherwise. Only he and Yae Miko know his truth... or at least, only a fraction of his truth. Even he doesn't know who he is, where he came from, or why he was in a barrel when he was found. Not even why his name is 'Mattie'.

Though sometimes, the truth is better not discovered.

If you wish to delve deeper into Irminsul, steel yourself for this long tale.

His mother was an old adepti, who in 'recent' years (about 200 years ago), fell in love with a man from Mondstat. They had twins, though the mother didn't live long afterward, and left the father alone with two half-adepti sons. Heartbroken and blaming her death on them, a man eventually came and offered a hefty sum of mora in exchange for the children, and the man agreed, though he was only able to bring one since the other, more healthy twin, escaped. The strange man from Sumeru seemed annoyed but still paid the father, before dragging the child off.

This is where we see the last thing Mattie remembers of his life before Inazuma. Tied to a table, always either drugged or in pain, watching the crazy man inject him with various concoctions and scribbling things down. The only other thing he remembers seeing is a small sign near his bed; M4tt13.

He remembers the searing pain as a knife cut him, and the weeks after of discomfort in his chest, feeling like he was burning from the inside out. Passing in and out of consciousness... until one day, his ties were loose. Had he truly grown so thin? Had the mad doctor thought him too weak to escape? Was this a trap?

He didn't care. He forced his body to move, to run as fast as his legs could take him. Ducking and weaving through various halls until he barreled through a door, and had to shield his eyes from the blinding light. It was so warm though, and the wind was cool. He stared at the golden trees before him, and the rough terrain... this was his chance. This was his chance for freedom, so he pushed himself up again and ran until he came to a large city by the water. Hiding between boxes and barrels, he stared at everyone as he hid, wide-eyed and terrified.

He didn't want to be caught again. He didn't want to go back. He smelt something tasty and crawled into a barrel, sweet fruits he'd never tasted before. Though before he could get out, he felt it move. Covering his mouth, he stayed silent as the voices outside grunted and groaned, another shouting orders, and eventually, he could feel the vessel being placed down. Though it still felt like it was rocking. Eventually, in the dead of night, he slipped out, only to see he was on a boat... and there was no land in sight. On one hand, he was on a strange ship with no idea of its destination. On the other hand, he was far, far away from that madman. So he kept hidden and could sleep in various barrels during the day, and praying he was never found. And it would seem the Archons would answer this request! Well, sort of.

Once again he felt the barrel he was in being picked up after someone yelled about 'docking'. He felt it be placed down once again, this time the ground felt still, though he still felt like he was rocking. Trying to scramble out before he was discovered, sadly he only managed to tip the barrel over, and he and its contents spilled all over the dock. Everyone stared at the boy. How couldn't they? Not only at a stowaway but his fox-like ears and tail, which were stained with various fruit juices. He didn't like the attention. He tried to scramble back into the barrel, ears pinned and looking close to a wild animal, ready to snap and attack. Until 'she' came.

Having been looking forward to a shipment from Liyue, Yae Miko was at Ritou to get it as soon as possible! Of course, imagine her surprise to see a young fox-like boy being gawked at by the crowds, and looking like he was ready to do some serious harm. Oh well, she did sort of want a siblng~ Walking to him, the boy stared at her, trembling but already looking calmer as she reached a hand to gently pet him. He looked no more than the size of a twelve-year-old... Though he was skin and bones, and quite short honestly. It took no time for him to pass out, and she rolled her eyes as she pushed her package to another priestess to carry as she scooped the boy up and brought him to the shrine.

There, she could see an unchecked power surging within him. Something unnatural, and managed to seal its power. He quickly recovered, and having nowhere else to go, Miko trained him to work at the shrine and noticed he had quite the knack for divination, even managing to divine her past and present (at the time) quite accurately. Though she refused to let him read her future. Best not to know. So there he stayed, working in the shrine for 150 years. At around his 180th birthday (and now looking much like a 20-y/o) he would often stare at the ocean, or speak to various travelers about the world. About the rolling green hills of Mondstat, or the rocky cliffs of Liyue. The dense jungle and massive desert of Sumeru, and the innovation of Fontaine. He even heard stories of the land of fire and ice, Natlan and Snezhnaya. More and more, he grew curious of the world, and wanderlust gripped his heart and soul. He wanted to know more about all of Teyvat, and at his earnest desire, he was gifted his dendro vision. Taking this as a sign, Miko helped to prepare him for his journey, and he bid farewell and has been now traveling for a little under 20 years. He planned on returning him for his 200th, but hearing about the sakoku decree, he grew heartbroken.

Then again, things can change when a certain Traveler is involved, and maybe he'll get to go home after all.

#||incognito|| ooc||#||gathered intel; archer|| about mattie archer||#genshin au #my art #i AM making a bigger more detailed piece #buuut i got lazy and didn't feel like finishing it #but i wanted to quickly make something for Mattie's Genshin story #long post