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Y'know for an entirely non-visual medium there sure are a lot of podcasts that never shut up about eyes.
#I wasn't sure this was us#But I checked#and exactly half of The Baron's speeches use eye imagery#hexpress hotline
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We have recently had an uptick of bad reviews on our Scream. We would like to apologies to those who have been maimed, burned, harmed or otherwise been emotionally hurt by our curses. However, we would like to remind our customers that by calling you are liable to any damages that occur to you, your loved ones or your property. If you are unsatisfied with your curse due to it causing damage, this is your fault.
#hexpress hotline#audio drama#new podcast#fiction podcast#audio fiction#witches#podcast#podcasting#audiodrama
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Okay so it turns out that its not the second date.
Hey... So do any of you guys know when its appropriate to tell your date that you may have sold your soul to a group of witches because you wanted them to turn your ex into a duck billed platypus, and now you run their social media? Asking for a friend.
#She called me a satanist#Im a boygenius fan so thats a compliment#she does not want to be a satanist with me#obviously not the one#she told me i was selfish#hexpress hotline#new podcast#audio drama#audio fiction#fiction podcast#witches#relationship#sapphic
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Hey... So do any of you guys know when its appropriate to tell your date that you may have sold your soul to a group of witches because you wanted them to turn your ex into a duck billed platypus, and now you run their social media? Asking for a friend.
#they have a really good union#like their perks are so good#staffs a bit weird though#hexpress hotline#audio drama#new podcast#audio fiction#fiction podcast#witches#relationship#relationship advice#sapphic
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And at last... here are our FINAL three ensemble members! Let's hear it for such a brilliant cast!
Jason Hall can also be found acting in Straw-bunny and Friends, Pop Paper City and several other voice acting, screen acting and hand modelling projects. In their spare time, they enjoy writing psychological novellas and watching anime. Find out more about Jason here: https://jjhal1926.wixsite.com/jjtryingvoice
Taking a break from being a magical barista for @theatticmonologues , Jo has really enjoyed his time getting to be silly and less magical!
Joe is a comedian and writer. He runs Corpsing Comedy, the murder mystery comedy night, and is one of the researchers behind the show QI. At any given time, Joe is listening to They Might Be Giants.
Another huge thank you to everyone who has been a part of the show! We can't wait for everyone to hear what we've made!
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It's almost the end of our casting announcements... everybody show some love before they're over!
Suzie has been voice acting for 3 years, and has been part of many projects, including being the True Scot voice in the video game Knockout City! She's also a Twitch streamer, and a singer! Check out her twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/blockbuster_chick
BorkVox is an Australian voice actor that can be found around the voice acting space, acting primarily in character based roles. He is currently studying music and spends his free time honing his craft and playing video games. Find out more: https://borkvox.carrd.co
Flossy is a Creative Writing student who loves fantastical stories more than anything. She spends large amounts of her time thinking up ideas for stories that she has yet to write. Hexpress Hotline is her first acting project since starting university!
Emma can also be found in Starfall, Chaika, her triweekly gaming streams, or on that game show you like. You know the one. Check out her twitch! http://twitch.tv/serasent
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FOUR MORE! FOUR MORE!
Jen is a professional VO, voicing meditation scripts, poetry and books, amongst many other projects. She's all about Rainbows, Creativity and Nature. You can find out more on her website: www.rainbowvo.co.uk
This is the first podcast Scott has been involved in, and in his own words, "I'm super hyped about it!!!!" When not being in Hexpress Hotline, Scott spends his time staring at the wall.
Zuwie LeFou (@reignoftiramizu) ... musician, voice actor, illustrator & writer! They love PB & banana, ANYTHING candyland or rococo-adjacent – & his favorite pastime is ominously hiding in your bedroom closet. :^] Find out more about Zuwie on their website! https://www.reignoftiramizu.com/
Pietro is a lover of acting from musical theatre to table top RPGs. They can also be found running an online Queer D&D Adventurer's League, and in The Dolls of New Albion at York Uni in October. Check out more on their Linktree! https://linktr.ee/some_call_me_pietro
So much talent!!! We can't wait for you to hear all of their brilliant voices!
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It’s your favourite time of day! That’s right, it’s time for another batch of casting announcements!
Jib is an artist and writer that enjoys many curios and trinkets. When he’s not distracted by your keys, he likes digging holes and jumping up and down. Their profile picture is done by the wonderful Nbaffy on Twitter.
Eden is a UX designer from Brighton. She spends her free time gaming, lost in Neverwinter with her dice, or working on digital art. You can find out more about Eden on her website: edensinclair.com
Michael Blundell is always ready to explore a new story, whether by editing written works or attempting to bring them to life. He can also be found in The Scarab Archives.
Lewis Vincent is a humanoid. He enjoys doing human things like eating, drinking, breathing, and life is strange 2.
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And because I am awful at remembering to post, you get TWO casting announcements today!
Will is a person. He has a name and does things. Will enjoys activities, hobbies and interests. In his spare time, Will can be found in places. His favourite food is wallpaper.
Eleanor (@platonicfearorgy) enjoys listening to horror podcasts, playing video games such as Minecraft, and is a small time streamer on twitch.
Madi is a London based VA with experience in voicing for podcasts, game mods, animation and narration. She enjoys reading and playing D&D and video games. You can find out more about Madi here: https://linktr.ee/madiopincaru
Blake is a dedicated actor who’s acted for a couple projects such as popular Minecraft mod Wynncraft. Being the inspiration for becoming a voice actor, he squeezes in as much time as possible to play video games like bloodborne and the Legend of Zelda. He’s also an avid drum player, always searching for what challenges him the most.
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Here is batch three of our brilliant ensemble cast!
Whitney Holland is a voice actor for video games, animation, and all other forms of storytelling. Her free time is spent studying the craft of acting and storytelling, as well as travelling and being outside. You can find out more about Whitney on her website: http://www.whitney-holland.com/
Will can also be found at the 2023 Edinburgh Fringe where he is performing in Exeter Comedy Society's Great Sketchpectations'. He is a fan of puzzles and baked beans.
Gina is an avid LARPer and actor, experienced on stage, in front of the camera and behind the microphone. She is also an editor, currently working on projects for Scroll & Dagger, including the dark fantasy audiodrama Quest of Ruin. You can find out more about Gina on her website: https://ginamoriartyvo.carrd.co/
This is Eirrin's first voice acting gig. In her free time she enjoys spending time with animals, particularly cats
Everyone please give them a warm welcome!
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Thursday, August 17.
Officecore.
Picture the scene: an open plan. PCs (specifically PCs) equipped with Windows 98, a fax machine, shredded tin foil and the crumbs of homemade ham sandwiches littered across the desk, workspace dividers for colleagues to lean over and chat with mug in hand (unsolicited), an assortment of names such as Sandra, Michael, and Stephen, wheely chairs, crumpled white shirts, artificial plants, your very own novelty mug that reminds you, eternally, that you are with stupid. All this can be yours and more when you embrace all that is beige, bulky, and office to the core.
It seems you really can yearn for anything. And with the pandemic reducing us to mere home dwellers for the best part of two years, it seems the stale romance of the office really is real. They are easy to mock, sure, but office spaces do indeed possess a unique look, feel, and energy—a vibe, if you will, and indeed must. That is why today we are reluctantly celebrating all that is #officecore.
We hope this finds you well x
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It’s fine guys, turns out it was in 1978, I was just reading an old newspaper hashtag oldwitchproblems
Just found the obituary of the guy who works in HR, it said he died two weeks ago???
#witches#hexpress hotline#new podcast#audio fiction#audio drama#Sometimes you just forget what year it is
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Here is round two of our ensemble cast! Please can everybody give them a warm welcome!
Michelle Goff is a British voice actor who has been acting since the age of 17. She has been in many theatre productions and shows, both professional and amateur. She has provided voices for different video games and animations during her time as an actress. You can find out more about Michelle on her website: michellegoffva.com
Andrew has appeared in @thekilda and will be in the upcoming seasons of @chainofbeing and @theatticmonologues . He enjoys video games, pro wrestling, horror, and TTRPGs.
Amber Jones has previously done work for products such as a passport photo booth, a theme park ride and even a coin operated children's ride! She lives in the North of England and spends her free time editing videos, drawing and voice acting. You can find more on her youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4GHKMQvNK8AbiVavqcKveA
Stanley likes football and is a devoted Crystal Palace fan. Alongside this he enjoys F1, and is a fan of McLaren and Lando Norris.
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Just found the obituary of the guy who works in HR, it said he died two weeks ago???
#hexpress hotline#audio drama#new podcast#audio fiction#like why are you here#Its HR why are you here?#You dont earn enough for it to be worth it#Delilah put the ancient tome down I know what you're doing#Capitalism >:(#i'll sleep when i'm dead#or not
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Now in no particular order, we’re excited to begin announcing our fantastic ensemble cast! As each episode airs, we will reiterate who plays which role!
Blythe (any pronouns) will be performing at the Edinburgh Fringe in ‘Pinocchio! The Panto,’ which they wrote! Whilst they spend a lot of their free time in the theatre, they also enjoy wild swimming and genealogy.
Vicky (she/they) has a love of ghost stories and folklore, spending spare time writing and doing an ever-increasing list of crafts.
Paul Warren (he/him) @nevernotninja is a Scottish voice actor who has recently appeared in A Highland Song, The Rest is Electric, Viewfinder, and October’s Children. He’s often playing games, walking the hills, or going on hour-long wiki dives.
Emily (he/she/they) is a poet, actor, and cosplayer. They very much enjoy LARP and TTRPGs; generally anything nerdy!
Thanks for being a part of the podcast!
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And to balance out the chaos Delilah brings to the office, we have Rose, played by Poddy Wilson! Rose is a new hire by the office, and is nervous and enthusiastic in equal measures. However the presence of her previous job lingers, and adapting is harder than she thought.
Poddy (she/her) is an actor, presenter, and French student at Oxford, where she has performed in a number or plays, including A Midsummer Night’s Dream as ‘Bottom,’ and God of Carnage as ‘Michelle’. She is also a tap dancer, and -true story- can drive a small tractor.
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Moving on from the crew, we are so excited to start announcing members of our insanely brilliant cast: starting with L M Clohessy (she/her), who is playing Delilah!
Delilah is the spirited office employee who is seemingly never doing their job, instead offering constant quips to their desk-mate Circe, or eating other peoples sandwiches out of the fridge.
L M Clohessy is the director/producer of @theatticmonologues , and the creator of To Chart a Well-Trod Course and Hit Replay. You can hear her in @ethicstownpod , @tellnotalespod, and Ankorr 643. She is an archeology graduate, and very fond of iced coffee.
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