heard-in-gotham-city

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The fact that this became a kinda popular quote prompt but the original only got 23 likes 😭😭

Ed: and this is what the cool kids would call a “boom box”

Jim: why is it ticking

Ed: :)

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Thinking about the time my friend told me I look like Paul Dano if he didn't eat a "beeswasp"

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Throwback to my Riddler cosplay era

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Jim, in Penguin's house: wow, this place is depressing!

Penguin: yeah? Well, when you're constantly depressed, you don't really notice!

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Bridgit: hey, there's three things we Legion of Horribles do. We work hard, we love Jerome, and we wish there was a third thing

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Bruce: what would Alfred think?

Selina: ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out. What if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what would happen if we never told him?

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Ivy: tell me a little about yourself

Penguin: I'd rather not, I really like this group

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Ivy: I know what a prism is! It's where you put bad people

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Bruce: yeah, I'll smoke a joint tonight, but let's not get too crazy

*Bruce and his friends proceed to get arrested for blocking the road in large traffic cone costumes*

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Jim: I saw a baby on the way to work

Ed: how do you know?

Jim: ...how do I know I saw a baby on the way to work?

Ed: yeah, did it have a tiny briefcase or something?

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*teaching Martin*

Penguin: if you ever find yourself stabbed, whatever you do, do not remove it or you'll bleed out

Penguin: however, if you do stab someone 100% take the knife because that shit can be used as evidence

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Harvey: come on, you love this show!

Jim: yeah, but I always skip the Christmas episodes

Harvey: because the themes of family and togetherness are a reminder of your own isolation?

Jim: no, but thank you for that

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*Zsasz is trying to shoot at Penguin but he's hiding*

Zsasz: come out!

Penguin: no!

Zsasz: why not?!

Penguin: because you're going to kill me!

Zsasz:

Penguin:

Zsasz: COME OUT!

Penguin: NO!

Zsasz: WHY NOT?!

Penguin: BECAUSE WHEN I SAID YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING

Zsasz, under his breath: man, he's really got me figured out

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Jerome: the thing about Jervis is that he's really stupid but really confident and excited about all his thoughts anyway

Jerome: you look into his eyes and it's not that the lights are on but no one's home, it's like the lights are off but they're having a party

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Ed: goodnight moon!

Ed: goodnight tree!

Ed: goodnight dancing Oswald that only I can see!

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Barbara: I'm bisexual, which means you're all at risk

Barbara, pointing at Jim: I'll start with you and work my way around

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Bruce: sorry for breaking your glasses

Jeremiah: it's fine. I've seen enough

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