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here's a comp of completely random pictures in russian that make me giggle: pt 2

[a product review]

★★★★★ Great product

Experience of using

Less than a month

Advantages

Boils water

Disadvantages

Uses electricity

Comment

That's how kettles work, what can I say.

— Mikhail Andreevich, I won't be at work today

— Thank you

Your region: Samara

[Yes, save me...] ("Да, спасибо")

[No, friend...] ("Нет, другой")

[A questionnare book for children]

17. What do you usually do when you are alone

Listen to music or panic

— Take 💩 for a walk

— Take shit for a walk?

— I couldn't find dog emoji

Smart eyes.

(he's a genius)

Have a good day!

#Russian with memes

[haxyr3]

Hi! I was wondering if you could do me a little favor. Can you tell me how to say the following phrase in Russian: "You are a little whore with a dirty mouth". Sorry for the rudeness, it's for a novel I'm writing. Thank you.

No problem! It would be something like:

Ты маленькая шлюха, и рот у тебя поганый.

If a dirty mouth is about one's speech, or choice of words, I would suggest this instead:

Ты маленькая шлюха, и язык у тебя поганый.

Pro tip (as one writer to another): delete your browser history :))

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Telegram has a very convenient file sharing features. I've just add a PDF of a phrasebook (Russian + 8 other languages). If you want it - join my club on Telegram and enjoy the freedom :)

#russian #telegram #download #free stuff

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Дайте человеку хлеб - и он сыт весь день (Give a man bread and he's full all day long)

Дайте человеку арбуз - и он ссыт всю ночь (Give a man watermelon and he pisses all night)

There is a pun here, the two words sound absolutely the same: - сыт - is full. - ссыт - pisses This is what makes it very funny in Russian.

Vocabulary: сытый (short form: сыт, сыта, сыты) - to be full ссать - to piss (colloquial)

#vocabulary #russian #Russian with memes

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Link: Participles Demystified

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#russian #grammar #participles

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Кофе много не бывает. There is no such thing as too much coffee. Quick Grammar lesson: to say that something doesn't exist, that there is no such thing use не бывает. It is always in singular, even if the non-existing thing is in plural.

Another example: Кошек много не бывает. There is no such thing as too many cats.

#Russian #Russian with memes #grammar

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Пичес (Peaches) - счастливая кошка. Будь как Пичес. Peaches is a happy cat. Be like peaches. (She really likes this toast bed; Peaches on toast)

#russian #vocabulary #personal

[haxyr3]

Hey everyone!

Lately, I've been feeling a bit lost with my Russian language blog. Given the current situation, it's hard to see the bigger picture and the purpose of teaching this beautiful language.

But then, I had an amazing conversation with one of my students, and with other students, too, and it reminded me of the joy of cultural exchange and language learning.

That got me thinking... what do YOU love about learning Russian? Why do you follow this blog? What kind of posts resonate most with you?

Your insights would be invaluable right now. Hearing your perspectives and the reasons you enjoy learning Russian would be a huge source of inspiration.

Let me know in the comments below!

P.S. No pressure at all, but if you have any specific post ideas or topics you'd like to see explored, feel free to share those too!

#personal #need inspiration #need your input

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privet evgenia! do you speak any of the other languages in Russia, such as the Siberian one you mentioned just now?

Unfortunately, no. Not that Siberian indigenous languages were widely in use or taught, not in the Altai region. There were no courses of Altai languages in my university. Though my paternal family is from rural Altai area, they all speak Russian (not without some regional accent though). My friends who are partially indigenous, don't know their languages either.

The story of Russian colonization of Siberia is waiting to be told.

[haxyr3]

Traditional music of the indigenous peoples of Siberia is reaching a new level: Xzibit remixed Otyken original track «Belief»

Unusual, but refreshing and weirdly authentic. In case you wonder, the Siberian guys sing in Chulym language.

#Youtube #siberia #xzibit #Otyken #wow

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:))))

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Thank you! This is beautiful!

I love the vagueness of natural languages - I believe, this is what makes us humans

Motivation to learn languages?

Is learning new languages becoming a lost and forgotten skill because of the AI tools?

Now that you have automatics translation tools for practically everything, and even zoom meetings have on-the-fly interpretation options, what motivates you to learn languages?

[haxyr3]

Motivation to learn languages?

Is learning new languages becoming a lost and forgotten skill because of the AI tools?

Now that you have automatics translation tools for practically everything, and even zoom meetings have on-the-fly interpretation options, what motivates you to learn languages?

[haxyr3]

Happy Birthday to Alla Pugacheva, a wonderful singer and a remarkable woman!

#alla pugacheva #Youtube

[haxyr3]

ИЗВИНИТЕ Я ПРОСТО УМИРАЮ С ЭТОГО МЕМА И НЕ ЗНАЮ КУДА ЕГО ЕЩЕ ОТПРАВИТЬ ПОЭТОМУ ВАМ–

ВОТ ЗАЦЕНИТЕ.. .. .. . .

LOL This is brilliant!

The whole Russian Federation in one picture

"Stop immediately!

Forbidden!

Fine RUB 1000.

Administration."

Vocabulary немедленно - Immediately прекратите - stop it! (plural) запрещено - forbidden

#russian #Russian with memes

[haxyr3]

Oh, wow, Nuria is back!

Nuria, a bright and beautiful lady from Barcelona, studied Russian in Moscow, and, after returning back to Spain, ran a channel on YouTube in Russian just for fun and for language practice.

When Russia attacked Ukraine, Nuria stopped blogging (and, God, I can understand her decision), but a week ago, she resumed posting, and I am very glad that she did. Her challenge is to prove (to self, first of all) that loving a language doesn't mean loving the government of the country where that language is most spoken.

Her videos are extremely inspirational and insightful for Russian learners. Subscribe to her channel if you haven't yet and support her work - I guess, she needs it now more than ever.

#russian #Nuria #YT #source

[haxyr3]

A manager, a lawyer, a translator, and a journalist walk into a bar, and a barman says: "Hey, Tony, four degrees and still no job, yeah?"

(Well, in Russian, the joke really works, but in English, not so much.)