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This is not my party, but I'll goddamn cry if I want to

#its my party and ill cry if i want to #except its not mine #and im just crying cause i can

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Four score and seven years ago I fucked your mother

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#m would kill me if i post this there lmao #h tag #oh it's queue

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can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

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Wow haven't posted here in a hot minute. Did some doodles of a conversation I caught the tail end of. DID isn't always 'fun', but it has its moments.

#dissociative identity disorder #plurality #plural system funny moment #a lot of time im in hell #but sometimes hell can be fun #plural system

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looks like october is…. octover

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what is your purpose

ANAGRAM GENERATED:

what is your purpose

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eat

worry

uh

sip soup

#my purpose is to be a menace #to society #to my system #oh it's queue #h tag

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

#we stan caleb #<prev tags #oh it's queue

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Every time I see someone take a picture of their fit on campus with their phone leaning against a bench or tree or whatever shit I remember this gif and honestly consider doing exactly this every time I see it

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#the first step is admitting you have a problem #oh it's queue #h tag

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You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

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Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just laughed for like 5 minutes

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Terfs: hmm…scientists, sociologists, and experts of all kinds tell me I’m factually wrong, I’ve been rejected from most feminist spaces, my views are only embraced by white supremacists, MRAs, tradwifes, fundamentalist evangelical zealots, and all my former friends hate me. Maybe my views are…..…bad?

Also terfs: no, no it’s trans women who are the problem.

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