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You and your friend agreeing on dumb shit together.

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NCT things that haunt me

- apado gwaenchana

- be there, or be sQuArE

- *car honks* hello?

- i don’t follow the camera, the camera follows me

- yuta grinding on a minion

- wE goTTa DrEaAaAm mAn

- LeT’s gEt It

- we just gotta touch

- mark’s going through puberty

- whiplash is about my sister

- assalam o aleikum my name is jeno… i mean jaemin

- legend

- dolphin laugh

- eskeeRet

- i like things that are soft and sticky in my mouth… like our baby don’t stop

- i lived in america for four years

- we are uh. the foreign swaggers

- hi i’m johnny

- johnny doing a parrot impression

- taeil acting like an owl

- yorubun

- haedwae

- yuta acting like an old person in the background of the bts black on black mv

- fat kun

- fruits are scary

- fashion EVALUATION

- uHHHH canada

- john banana?

- milk

- when my cousin kisses me, i smell like her

- *sneezes* YES

- long ass ride

- my lady

- i don’t believe it’s evening

- this is not ice cream, it’s butter

- LuuuCaSSSSS

- taeyong rapping in the haunted house and then immediately screaming

- ty track, ty track

- oh DaDdY

- everything that i touch is a poSe

- oh shit i dropped it

- look at that

- chenle breaking a table

- winwin doing nct promo for “nct life in osaka”

- kimchi iroKE

- where’s my hair ????

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OTP Questions!

In honor of us hitting a thousand followers, here are some OTP questions!

1: Who spends almost all their money on the other?

2: Who sleeps in the other’s lap?

3: Who walks around the house half-naked and who yells at them to put on some clothes?

4: Which one tells the other not to stay up all night and which one stays up all night anyway?

5: Which one tries to make food for the other but burns it all by accident and which one tells them that it’s okay and makes them both cookies?

6: Which one reads OTP prompts and says “Oh that’s us!” and which one goes “Eh, not really”?

7: Which one constantly wears the other’s clothes?

8: Which one spends all day running errands and which one says “You remembered [thing], right?”

9: Which one drives the car and which one gives them directions?

10: Which one does the posing while the other one draws?

11: If they were about to rob a museum, which one does backflips through lasers and which one is strolling behind with a bag of chips?

12: Which one of your OTP overdoes it on the alcohol and which one makes the other stop drinking?

13: Which one likes to surprise the other with a lot of small random gifts?

14: Which one keeps accidentally using the other’s last name instead of their own?

15: Which one screams about the spider and which one brings the spider outside?

16: Which one gives the other their jacket?

17: Who keeps getting threatened by the other’s overprotective older sibling?

18: Who’s the first one to admit they have feelings for the other?

19: How good would your OTP be at parenting?

20: Which one types with perfect grammar and which one types using numbers as letters?

21: Who gets attacked by a bully and who protects them?

22: Who makes the bad puns and who makes a pained smile every time the other makes a pun?

23: Who comes home from work to see that the other one bought a puppy?

24: Which one gives the other a piggyback ride when they’re tired?

25: Which one competes in some sort of activity and which one does the overzealous cheering?

26: Who takes a selfie when the other one falls asleep on their shoulder?

27: Which one would give the other a makeover if they asked?

28: Which one owns a pet that the other is absolutely terrified of?

29: Which one holds the umbrella over both of them when it rains?

30: If your OTP went on vacation, where would they go and what would they do? Who would take the pictures?

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Day 19 favorite non-player Tsukishima Akiteru

#30 day haikyuu challenge #haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#tsukishima akiteru #tsukishima #oniichan #tsukki

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Day 18 favorite character development Kageyama Tobio✨

#30 day haikyuu challenge #haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#setter #development #Kageyama Tobio

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Oikawa: Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are a fruit.

Matsukawa: Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

Hanamaki: Philosophy is wondering whether that makes ketchup a smoothie.

Iwaizumi: Common sense is knowing that ketchup isn't a fucking smoothie.

#30 day haikyuu challenge #haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#hq #aobajousai #aoba johsai #iwaizumi hajime #oikawa tooru #hanamaki #matsukawa issei

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Day 17 favorite underrated character Konoha Akinori

#30 day haikyuu challenge #haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#underrated #fukurodani #wing spiker #konoha akinori

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Tokyo Expedition✨

#30 day haikyuu challenge #haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#tokyo #tokyo expedition #karasuno #fukorodani #nekoma

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Day 15 favorite non-match scene BBQ!!!🍗🍖

#30 day haikyuu challenge #haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#karasuno #nekoma #fukurodani #bbq

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Day 14 favorite match

Shiratorizawa vs Karasuno

#30 day haikyuu challenge #haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#shiratorizawa #karasuno #3rd season #match #nationals

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Hi cold🌬

Another Old Weather Joke

Sugawara: I’m cold.. Daichi: You could wear my jacket Sugawara: No it’s ok Daichi Daichi: *takes off his jacket and put it on Sugawara as a gentleman he is* Sugawara: Dai— Daichi: Better? *smile* Sugawara: *blushing* *slowly getting close and then kissed gently ok basically being shoujo manga fluff sweet and stuff u know typical daisuga so much sugar

Hinata: IT’S SO COLD Kageyama: YEAH IT IS Hinata: DO YOU WANNA RACE TO SEE WHO COULD GET INTO THE NEAREST STORE AND BUY A WARM MEAT BUN FIRST Kageyama: YOU BET (and then later the two of them caught flu)

Yamaguchi: It’s cold! Tsukishima: Indeed. Yamaguchi: Tsukishima: Yamaguchi: Tsukishima: Do you need my jacket? Yamaguchi: N-no it’s fine besides you would be the one that cold if yo— Tsukishima: Shut up, Yamaguchi *put his jacket on Yamaguchi* Yamaguchi: ..Sorry, Tsukki. *avert his gaze somewhere and blushing*

Noya: Can I get into your jacket Asahi:….I-I’m sorry what? Noya: It’s pretty cold!! Asahi: A-alright come here is it comfortable enough can you breathe is it stuffed there are you okay i—

Kuroo: *Put his jacket on Kenma* Kenma: What Kuroo: I thought you’re cold Kenma: I didn’t say anything Kuroo: I knew it I could read your mind Kenma: Kuroo: Kenma: Kuroo: Stop looking at me like I just stole your favorite game, kitten. I’m sincere

Oikawa: Iwa-chan I’m cold Iwaizumi: Hello cold I’m Iwaizumi Hajime Oikawa: Iwaizumi: Oikawa: Iwaizumi: Oikawa: Iwaizumi: Oikawa: Iwaizumi: Oikawa: Why are you like this

Bokuto: akAAAASHE ARE YOU COLD I CAN’T CONTROL THE WEATHER BUT HERE TAKE MY JACKET OR DO YOU PREFER MY WARM BODY AND EMBRACE Akaashi: Bokuto-san, please refrain from doing something a little bit too much I’m perfectly fine.

Yachi: … Kiyoko: Hitoka-chan are you feeling cold? Yachi: A-ah? A bit! How about you senpai? Kiyoko: I’m alright, let’s go to the nearest cafe and get a warm tea *put her scarf around Yachi and holds her hand* Yachi: *blusHES A LOT,,,,,,

Ushijima: *Put his jacket on Shirabu* Shirabu: Thank you. Ushijima: No problem.

Hanamaki and Matsukawa, in sync: I’m cold Hanamaki and Matsukawa, in sync, again: Dude Matsukawa: Bro Hanamaki: Bro

#haikyū!!#haikyuu!!#daisuga #kagehina #tsukiyama #tsukkiyama #asanoya #kuroken #iwaoi #bokuaka #kiyoyachi #hanamatsu #ushishira #matsuhana

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