Since yall fucking forgot. YOU ARE NO BETTER TO XENOPHOBIC CUNT!!!
annoying german bitch. your people are all the same lol, cunt
LMAOOOO THE XENOPHOBIA IS REALLLLLL and you people must be in love with us Germans, always talking about us. đ¤
We are all the same... What does that even mean, eh? HAJSKDKDKK Fuck off, will you? No one cares about your racismâ and I will continue to be the most annoying German bitch you ever met. âĄ
Some of you guys need be grateful that youâre even getting fanfic. Writers have lives and feelings. Youâre getting these writings for FREE.
Shut the fuck up, sit down and be patient. Or leave.
And if any of you guys come to my page and try to say this kind of shit, I want you to know that Iâm petty enough to never write for that specific character ever again just because you want to be a spoiled fanfic brat.
Lovely Amira has a very busy life and struggles yet STILL make content for yall. Shut those shit filled mouths of yours and thank her.
Thank you Amira for your lovely time and efforts in your writing!đ¤
You should write fanfic faster instead of keeping everyone waiting
Ooo, sorry for having a life!!! Sorry for being a human and not a writing machine!!!!
Write fanfic yourself lmao because it seems you do have more time than lots of us,, then come back and tell me how it goes. đ
No because I thought about it more and you guysâŚI might actually be cooking.
Im pulling out a whole family tree and timeline for you all.
Timeline
We now know that Kenjaku is OLDER than Sukuna and had his ability at the time that Sukuna was in the womb to extract Jinâs soul.
Now; I donât know how Kenjaku does it or how it works because yall im rusty on my knowledge and everything, but Kenjaku had to (or most likely) there when this happened. So what if,
He IS Sukunaâs mother? Bro is a brain parasite, they appear as human; a female specifically, and got this goal of theirs. It became an obsession and finds a man. Has twins, one eats the others so Kenjaku keeps the soul, holds onto it.
Kenjaku leaves Sukuna when he was young to plan or whatever. Sukuna gets sealed (idk how to explain it) with the fingers.
Now that was a thousand years ago in the modern time. Kenjaku was secretly working up the family of Itadori. Once Kenjaku becomes Wasukeâs mother and has him, they leave when he is young as well. Wasukeâs life becomes bitter, meets his wife.
The wife is Kenjaku, meaning the stitches are there. Then, Kenjaku takes Jinâs soul, becomes pregnant. Has Jin, then leaves after some time.
Weâre now where youâll see a pattern I think will be shown later on. The mothers and wives, are always leaving, disappearing, or dying. And when it comes to being a mother to Itadori members, they are leaving before they would really remember them.
This is because when they see the stitches, they arenât like âwait, my mom had theseâ because Kenjaku will come back as their lovers with the stitches.
This might be why Wasuke is like âsomethingâs wrong but I canât put my finger on it.â When he meets Kaori. His wife had the stitches. Kaori now has the stitches. But he doesnât know whatâs going on so he doesnât have proof.
Jin is just happy that he has his wife back. Kenjaku has Yuji. Kenjaku as Kaori and Jin are now both out of the picture so Jin doesnât see the possible future as stop Yuji. Wasuke would just be seen has a crazy old man by the time he catches on.
Youâre probably wondering, what is Kenjaku doing between the times that they arenât in the Itadori life? Going between other families (I would suggest the Kamo family I suppose or another one completely) to go into hiding. He canât go around as Itadori mothers and wives after disappearing. Itâs suspicious
Family tree
Now originally in my first post, I explained the family tree like this image right here
Kenjaku having twins (being Sukuna and Jin), one eating the other, skipping over Wasukeâs parents, saying that Wasukeâs wife is Kenjaku who gives birth to Jin before becoming Jinâs wife and having Yuji.
Which let a plot hole because Wasuke looks related to Sukuna by looks just like Jin and Yuji.
But we can bring this pattern to Wasukeâs parents. Kenjaku could have been Wasukeâs mother who âmysteriously dies or disappearsâ which could start a main cause in his bitter life. Long before he could really remember her himself.
He meets his wife, who is Kenjaku and has Jin. Also âmysteriously dies or disappearsâ like his mother. This could explain why Wasuke was so suspicious of Kaori when she appears because if Kenjaku was his wife, that means the stitches were there. Seeing Kaori with similar or the same stitches would make him go on a spiral, but not having enough to prove whatâs suspicious exactly.
Here is a slightly more detailed version of the family tree
Kenjaku would have more control as a woman when it comes to birth so I would assume that Kenjaku during these times decided to be female for this part of the plan. There seems to be a pattern when it comes to wives and mothers in this family.
Kenjaku and Kenjakuâs plan
We know that Kenjakuâs plan has relations with all of humans and curses living as one or whatever. Iâm not going to explain that Iâll give myself a headache. But how did this obsession start? Long before Sukunaâs existence. Kenjaku has had this plan for over a thousand years.
With the theory of Kenjaku, a curse in a human body with a human man, made Sukuna. Someone who is human but has the capabilities like curses. And this obsession, this plan, Kenjaku starts the plan. Knowing that Sukuna is the one who can achieve this plan, Kenjaku waits to make the perfect vessel that can live while Sukuna is using them as a vessel. Yuji Itadori.
And for those who say that Kenjaku didnât have a concrete idea with Yuji and his parents, it can be either Kenjaku lied or this is the somewhat more solid part of the plan.
But I think it was a lie. Reasons is because what wouldâve happened if Kenjaku told the ones around them about Yuji being related to Sukuna? Who knows- it couldâve ruined the plan entirely. So they keep it a secret.
But I want to point out that Kenjakuâs plan feels like we havenât seen all of the hard work put into it. If itâs a thousand years old plan, thereâs a LOT of steps that has been taken place. Kenjaku hasnât taken that many that weâve seen. And I think because itâs now a more stand and watch, fix a few things here and there. Because the hard work to get to that point has already been done. Which was the ENTIRE Itadori family.
Newest spoilers & silly thought/theory that will never be canon
Iâm soooo shocked Yuji and Sukuna are related đą
SO
Sukuna, ate Jin when they were in the womb because let the strongest baby live, you know. THEN Jin gets reincarnated later on, Kenjaku takes backshots from Jin as a side quest, out comes Yuji.
Yuji is the nephew of Sukuna.
But who was Yujiâs grandpaâs wife? Because if Jin is the twin brother of Sukuna, the either the grandpa or his wife would have to pass that down right?
Now what if, trigger warning because this is lowkey gross and messsyyyy
But what if, Kenjaku was the wife then later on takes Jinâs wifeâs body AND THEN had Yuji? Because Kenjaku extracted Jinâs soul and put him back into this world
I think Kenjaku likes this family a little too much. And maybe enough to be Jinâs fatherâs wife, birth Jin and then COME BACK TO BIRTH YUJI WITH JIN AS HIS DEAD WIFE.
A friendly reminder that this is NOT an actual theory this is a silly joke. This would actually be wild if this was real.
And letâs go even crazier. Because Jinâs father had no relations (that we know of) with Sukunaâs blood or soul and we know nothing about Sukuna & his parents,
Now what if, just WHAT IF
Kenjaku was also Sukunaâs mother.
Bro is actually crazy enough for this. Because just think about it-
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This bitch is MESSY. And is definitely messy enough for this.
So Kenjaku meets a man or a woman back YEARS ago, has Sukuna who ate his twin; Jin Itadori, takes Jinâs soul, dips Sukuna, meets a man, had Jin with his father, dies, becomes Jinâs dead wife, and HAS YUJI ITADORI.
Could you imagine a fucking meet up with this family?
Yuji: So what is this about? How am I Sukunaâs nephew and how are you my mom?
Kenjaku: This is going to be a long story..đ
Wasuke Itadori (I had to look it up): you better start explaining.
Sukuna: đ§ââď¸
Kenjaku: So when Jin was in the wound as was eaten by Sukuna, I took his soul and later on reincarnated him. I may or may not took over his wifeâs dead body and then had you!
Yuji: ok, so how did grandpa have my dad?
Kenjaku: with his wife.
Yuji: ok and who was his wife?
Kenjaku: âŚđ
Yuji: NoâŚ
Wasuke: you got to be fucking kidding me-
Yuji: WAIT then who was Sukunaâs mom?!
Kenjaku: um..
Yuji: YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
Sukuna: what.
Yuji: Thatâs sick. Thatâs actually sick. What is wrong with you?! Thatâs even worse than what Sukuna does!
Kenjaku: đ
If this ever becomes canon Iâm jumping into the ocean. Iâm sorry for this disgusting and disturbing, absolute atrocious theory joke thing.
I actually want to crawl into my bed and never be seen again omg
Ok so the day this was made, tumblr didnât post this and I just realized that this is in my drafts. So umâŚhereâs my rough day at work lol
Work SUCKED BALLS today. Guess who spilled barbecue sauce all over the ground and on themselves in the walk in at work today đ
So whoever put the barbecue house in the container didnât close it fully. So I grabbed it, talking to one of cooks whoâs doing stuff in there on how the containers are so heavy.
Right when I lean over to open the door, the sauce spilled ALL OVER THE FLOOR, MY SHOES, AND MY SLEEVES.
So another guy opens the door and helps the other guy clean it up. Iâm in the back of the walk in, drenched and lost in the sauce while shivering because itâs cold as HELL in there.
My work buddy, come over since Iâm not back at my station which he knows means that the container for the sauce Iâm getting is too heavy for me (because thereâs three sizes. One is like up to my knee full of sauce), comes to see the walk in door is open and thereâs sauce all over the floor.
Heâs joking with the two about them spilling the sauce all over before asking who did it.
Yâall
Your girl just slowly peeks over looking embarrassed as fuck saying âit was meâ in a soft voice because I feel so bad that theyâre cleaning it up.
Bro really looked at me and said, âdid my sweet little Vinca do this?â
I WANT TO OFF MYSELF SO BADLY.
So theyâre getting rags, I walk out of the walk in and the miss girl who works in the back of the kitchen looks at me, looks down at my barbecue sauced up Mary Janes, gasps and goes âoh nooooâ I WAS ABOUT TO CRY.
They get me outside to sanitize my shoes, I got sauce all over in my socks yall im am not doing great.
But because Iâm on my period, my cramps are SO BAD and my thighs get really weak. Iâm in pain while trying not to fucking fall (because that happens when Iâm walking around let alone standing while my legs are weak like this). My work bestie asks what wrongs, saved my life by getting ibuprofen.
And I was given a cookie after so shout out to him
yall as im writing this im getting a huge wave smell of barbecue sauce đ