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Olive Garden: Chaggie

Lilith: Now, Charlie, dear, how did you come about finding this.... girlfriend... of yours?

Charlie: (holds Vaggie's hand excitedly on the dinner table) I found her by a dumpster!

Lucifer: (chokes on his tea)

Lilith: ......I see....

Charlie: Mm-hmm! She was pretty banged up, but she let me take care of her. She was the first person to ever accept my help~

Vaggie: I still don't understand how. Your charm is very infectious.

Lucifer: (puppy eyes) Awwww~

Lilith: .......and how does the size difference work for you two?

Charlie: Uh.... the same way it worked for you and Dad??? I don't understand....

Lilith: Your father is an archangel devil with super strength and stamina. That- (Points at Vaggie) -is a pipsqueak angel with the anger issues of a chihuahua.

Lucifer: (eyes widen, and he slinks down into his seat to avoid the ensuing battle)

Charlie: (gasps and gives a very adorable pissed off scowl) Excuse you! Vaggie is NOT-

Vaggie: I got this, babe. (To Lilith) First off, I am deceptively strong for my size, just like your ex-husband. Second, I don't hear Charlie complaining about my physical capabilities when I'm tossing her ass around the bedroom like she's an Olive Garden salad. Finally, Fuck You! We make things work and are willing to put in the effort to overcome anything!

Charlie: (blushing at the Olive Garden salad comment)

Lilith: (slightly shocked) ............

Vaggie: ...........

Lilith: (sips her tea) You may continue dating my daughter.

Vaggie: I wasn't looking for your approval, but thank you.

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #Lucifer Morningstar Hazbin Hotel #lilith hazbin hotel #I'm HOWLING

[goth-albino-angel]

Fight?: Chaggie

Charlie: (huffing and puffing as she grabs her pillow and blanket off the bed)

Vaggie: (slightly scowling) What are you doing?

Charlie: What does it look like?! I'm sleeping on the couch!

Vaggie: (Scowl drops, and she rushes over to Charlie, corraling her back to the bed before pushing her onto the mattress)

Charlie: Don't try to use sex as a way to get out of this fight!

Vaggie: I'm not! (Grabs her pillow and blanket) But I'm not letting you sleep on the couch! You always get a crick in your back when you do. (Anger fizzles away as she shuffles over to the door) I'll see you in the morning... love you.

-Door Clicks Shut-

Charlie: (crosses her arms and pouts with a little irritated growl)

..............

Charlie: (pout falters and softens along with the wrinkle in her eyebrow)

..............

Charlie: (body loosens up, and she stares at the door with worry)

...............

Charlie: (frowns like a kicked puppy as tears spring to her eyes) ......*sniff* VAGGIE, COME BAAAAACK!!!!

#chaggie #domestic #vaggie #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel #REEEEEAL! #this is how it happens!

[goth-albino-angel]

Chaggie is the most underrated couple in the entire show...even though they're supposed to be the main couple 😭

I mean, just look at how cute they are together ❤️

#charlie morningstar #vaggie #hazbin hotel #chaggie #They're absolutely adorable

[goth-albino-angel]

charlie: i'll sacrifice myself to save everyone

vaggie: i'll sacrifice everyone to save you

#chaggie #charlie morningstar #vaggie #hazbin hotel #real though #Vaggie would slaughter everyone herself if it meant saving Charlie

[goth-albino-angel]

They forgot to tell him

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #art #lol

[goth-albino-angel]

#huh #neat #meme

[goth-albino-angel]

live, laugh, garlic bread

#lol

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We are excited to announce...

Fleurmione Week 2024 Prompts!!!

Thank you everyone for voting! As usual, Fleurmione Week will be held in September and the celebration will last seven days between the 16th and 22nd. This year, we are giving the option of two(!!) prompts per day, so go wild with it! 😍Now, on to the prompts!

Day 1, September 16: Veela Customs and Rituals or Forced Proximity

Day 2, September 17: Memory Loss or Second Chance Romance

Day 3, September 18: Blind Date or Shopkeep (i.e. coffee, flower etc)

Day 4, September 19: "Who did this to you" or Bodyguard

Day 5, September 20: Beauxbatons or Celebrity

Day 6, September 21: Enemies to Lovers or Friends with Benefits

Day 7, September 22: Free Day

BUT! The excitement does not stop there! 👀This year, as a challenge to our super talented amazing writers (kisses you all gently on the forehead), we are throwing down the gauntlet of an optional writing challenge. Feel free to include any of the following in your stories this fleurmione week...that is, if you dare. 😏 Optional Challenge Elements

Unreliable Narrator

Cliffhanger

Plot Twist

Dual Timelines

5 + 1

Motif

Foreshadowing

See you all in fourth months! Happy planning! If you have any questions, don't hesitate to reach out!

#fleurmione #fleurmione week #fleur delacour #hermione granger #hermione x fleur #fleurmioneweek2024

[goth-albino-angel]

Today in Disney Channel History...

Kim Possible season 4, episode 8 “Clothes Minded” premiered on Disney Channel (17 March, 2007)

#clothes minded #Kim Possible #gods I loved that outfit

[goth-albino-angel]

Somebody finally put it in words.

My friend @the-velvet-worm made such a good point about Chaggie earlier that I feel like it needs to be shared. Her quote: "It's not lost on me that they're not hypersexual like a lot of more popular f/f ships, and no, there's nothing wrong with being into something because there's palpable sexual tension, but I feel like a lot of it is fetishizers being unable to fetishize it?"

EXACTLY.

Chaggie is the least fetishized wlw ship I've seen on any show. It feels like it's constructed from the female gaze because it is, for once. The writing even makes fun of and paints Adam in the wrong for being crass about their relationship and using it as fodder for his own nasty fantasies.

And it's not like Chaggie are chaste. They sleep in the same bed, it's implied that they have sex, and they are very physically affectionate with each other, but because Hazbin isn't showing full-on porn of them, the fandom says they have 'no chemistry.'

I also think there's this cognitive dissonance in the fandom where Hazbin isn't afraid to push the envelope in a lot of ways, and kinks and sex and all types of debauchery are mentioned and depicted all of the time, so they are expecting that out of Chaggie as well. BUT! part of the point is that this relationship is subversive for Hell and for the show in general, which is what makes it so good in my opinion.

It's crazy that people would think that Hazbin writers/animators are "too scared" to do anything controversial with Vaggie and Charlie's relationship when we've seen first-hand that practically nothing is off the table when it comes to this show. That just seems like a bad faith reading of the way Hazbin is portraying its bigger themes of forgiveness/redemption and where the characters have come from with Chaggie. Just because you don’t personally enjoy their dynamic doesn't mean that it's 'bad' or 'poorly written'.

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #fandom critique #media analysis

[goth-albino-angel]

charlie has learned the truth about vaggie and now learns to be careful about asking her gf to make promises using playground rhymes

Vaggie: “Cross my heart, hope to die…”

Charlie: “Wait I'm regretting this-”

Vaggie: “Lute stuck a sword in my head and-

Charlie: “Vaggie don’t.”

Vaggie: "-cut out my fucking eye.”

Charlie: “From now on let’s just pinkie swear, okay?? Let’s just pinkie swear.”

Lucifer: “I think it’s a good sign Maggie can joke about it!”

Charlie: “Dad. You’ve been depressed for thousands of years. You wouldn’t know a good sign of mental healthiness if it turned into a rubber duck and bit you.”

Vaggie: “Wanna hear the verse where Lute rips off my wings and I spend the next three years lying to the love of my life about it?”

Lucifer: “Okay!!!”

Charlie: “NO.”

Vaggie: “But babe, what if I sang?”

Charlie: “…still NO.”

Vaggie: “We could harmonize on my despair..?”

Charlie: “…….uughhghghg FINE. But we're doing a triumphant reprise afterwards. With love.”

Lucifer: “Can me and the duckies do the backup chorus!?”

Vaggie: “You and the ducks are the only ones who can do the backup chorus, sir.”

Lucifer: “AWW SHUCKS! C’mon girls! Let’s sing about Maggie’s miserable life!”

Charlie: “Her HAPPY life, dad! She’s going to have a HAPPY one now.”

Vaggie: “I already do with you here, sweetie.”

Charlie: “….”

Vaggie: “...Charlie?”

Charlie: “Give me a sec. Can’t sing while smiling this hard, sorry.”

Vaggie: “Sure. Take your time.” (is smiling too hard to sing too)

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #what if vaggie had so much pent up grim humor about her life #what if lulu enabled her dark humor bc he's also depressed and full of self loathing and lowkey despair #what if charlie used song therapy on them by accident XD #EVERYTHING #EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS POST IS PERFECTION

[goth-albino-angel]

Has this been done yet? 🏃‍♀️

#Hazbin Hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #art #VAGGIE BLUSHING GOLD ALWAYS GIVES ME LIFE #THIS IS AMAZING

[goth-albino-angel]

Lucifer found the perfect way to welcome Vaggie to the family- matching ducks!

#hazbin hotel #Chaggie #art

[goth-albino-angel]

Is your favorite ship dynamic sunshine x storm cloud or are you lame?

#lumity #chaggie #harlivy #mailee #mikasasha #bubbline #spidychelle #negasonic x yukio #cassunzel #starrae

[goth-albino-angel]

You see the image right

I'm not crazy

#Hazbin Hotel #Charlie morningstar #vaggie hazbin hotel #cassandra tangled #Rapunzel tangled #Chaggie #cassandra x rapunzel #cassunzel #YOU'RE NOT CRAZY #I SEE IT #I FUCKING SEE IT

[goth-albino-angel]

Charlie: Did it hurt?

Vaggie: Did what hurt?

Charlie: When you fell from Heaven?

Vaggie: Charlie, they cut my fucking eye out

#hazbin hotel #chaggie #charlie #Vaggie

[goth-albino-angel]

No seriously. Get you a girl who-

Get you a girl who looks at you the way vaggie looks at charlie

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie