goeticprincecorbin

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Just watched the new Helluva Short and excuse my launguage but

FUCK STOLITZ! FUCK MOXXIE! FUCK LOONA! FUCK EVERYTHING ELSE EXCEPT THIS GORGEOUS WOMAN AND MILLIE!

I NEED HER TO HAVE EVERYTHING SHE HAS EVER WANTED RIGHT NOW! I WANT THE WHOLE SHOW TO BE ABOUT HER OR I WILL START BITTING!

#sally may #helluva boss #helluva boss rant #helluva boss shorts #helluva shorts #helluva boss millie #hell's belles

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Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair

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Weed is actually pretty old, the first documented case of it's use is back in 2800 BC. It was in Emperor Shen Nung's pharmacopoeia.

This guy was considered the father of chinese medicine.

happy birthday to weed

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Yes. Do this now.

Gonna start a fundraiser to buy twitter

#if you know you know #make them roommates #and make the pan one have social anxiety #now #this is not a joke #shoelaces

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Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

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being a writer is sometimes just like

“she raised the sword - *stares out of the window for three minutes* - high above her head, its- *plays with pen* - silver skin glinting in the- *gets up and walks around the room* - golden sunlight. her face- *opens tumblr*

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(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

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Great eared nightjar

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Yes! Every Spider-Man is trans and when I say this I am including The Car, The Dinosaur, AND The Popsicle!

#transgender #accross the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spiderman #miles morales #trans miles morales #gwen stacy #trans gwen stacy #hobie brown #trans hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #trans pavitr prabhakar

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OBSESSED with the fact that supernatural is trending because a character came out as bi ON A DIFFERENT SHOW! hilarious. Supernatural you will always be famous

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The zukka-bait is insane!

#avatar the last airbender #atla #zuko #sokka #zukka #atla zuko #atla sokka

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Bad joke: a biologist asks a rancher "what do you think the fitness of these cattle are?" and the rancher responds "well last I checked, they could do 10 pushups:

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Tumblr is so fucking random. Like, why in the nine realms of this hellsite is biology trending???

#biology

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I love this.

since goncharov is trending now is probably a good time to show my goncharov casting notes

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who was going to tell me the queen died

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