when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
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idk if anyone has made an isopod one so i decided to create this.
FUCKING IPOD.
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it’s normal to think about worms this much
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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it
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The answer to your problems is self-discipline
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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?
not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me
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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic
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Happy lesbian visibility week enjoy my tacky mismatched swimwear for one (1) more day
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