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Since I've done this before and y'all loved it...

Shatter Me Incorrect Quotes Generated by AI (Google Gemini):

Juliette: Warner keeps staring. Should I electrocute him again? Aaron: (Sighs dramatically) Can we not make public displays of affection a habit, love?

Juliette: (Staring intently at a plate of food) I can't believe I used to think electricity was the only thing that could shock me. Aaron: (Raises an eyebrow) Is this about the mystery meatloaf?

Juliette: (Trying to braid Aaron's hair) Why is yours so much harder to work with than Kenji's? Aaron: Because unlike Kenji, I actually brush mine.

Juliette: We need a distraction. Any ideas? Aaron: (Smirks) Leave it to me. (Proceeds to sing off-key karaoke)

Juliette: I can't believe Warner challenged me to an arm-wrestling match. Aaron: Don't worry, I have a secret weapon. (Pulls out a comically oversized foam arm)

Juliette: (Looking at a map) Ugh, these directions are useless. Aaron: Let me guess, north is wherever Warner is standing? Juliette: Exactly!

It doesn't know that Aaron and Warner are the same person. T_T

#gergthecattalks #shatter me #the shatter me series #shatter me series #unravel me #ignite me #restore me #defy me #imagine me #believe me #aaron warner #juliette ferrars #ella sommers #kenji kishimoto #incorrect shatter me quotes #ai incorrect quotes #ai generated #silly silly business

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Google tab groups are my favorite color.

#gergthecattalks

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i have a friend crush on u like u seem so goofy and fun what

SORRY I DIDNT SEE THIS

Why thank u

Idk who you are but I have a friend crush on you too😝

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Coffee makes me feel icky

#gergthecattalks

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Instead of writing the fanfiction I said would be done a month ago I’ve been reading the cannibals wiki.

It’s given me a few ideas.

#gergthecattalks #fanfic #the aurora cycle #aurora rising #aurora burning #aurora's end #legacy by gergthecat #cannibalistic

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THE NOVL STOP EDGING ME I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

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Me whenever I need advice:

#gergthecattalks #standing up forever and kristen can’t stop meee

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😖😖

I Wanna Lick Ya

illuminae style rizzes you

Bonus Rizz

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🎀🎀

@skeelly

Update: I didn’t get the silly shakes again😞😞😞😞

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😝😝

guys why do i feel .llike shit

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I Wanna Lick Ya

illuminae style rizzes you

Bonus Rizz

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Update: I nearly got them twice:(

@skeelly

Update: I didn’t get the silly shakes again😞😞😞😞

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Idk probs bcs u had four seizures idk

guys why do i feel .llike shit

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Omg why didn’t u share:(

i just had the most yummy pretzel ever

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I bought more pants

Guys I bought new pants

YAY

I’m going back to buy more

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Mwuahahahha

guys should i kill saedii

(im joking)

(no im not)

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BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN

IF YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE

#gergthecattalks #taylor swift #folklore #the 1