gaylabrat

[gaylabrat]

Love is in the air?

WRONG!!!

78.084% NITROGEN

20.947% OXYGEN

0.934% ARGON

0.035% CARBON DIOXIDE

[gaylabrat]

he pissed on my wife except the piss was the hair rollers

headcanoning that shadow uses hair rollers in his hair when he goes to sleep rn

mf he USES hair rollers omfgggggggg t

#shadow the hedgehog #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #eggman #dr eggman #shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker #gay #spruzu if you’re reading these tags i just wanna let you know you’re awesome keep going and also you’re a silly man #hair rollers #piss #balls #he pissed on my wife #wife #egg #i can’t think of anything else

[gaylabrat]

new year new me? multiple new mes! i have been cloned

#cloned #test subject #mad science #mad scientist #science #clone #i want to drink some more of that green goo i found in that conical flask it was tasty #also why is my body corroding #new year new me #new year new you #new year #new year 2024 #2024 #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #aaaaaa #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #aaa #aa #a #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #aaaaa #idk what im doing

[gaylabrat]

sorry it was tuesday i felt a little murdery

So, I follow this “bad commercial interior design” Facebook page and-

#carpet #floor #blood #murder #i got banned from legoland for experimenting on their minifigures

[gaylabrat]

gender solid

gender fluidity

#personally I’d say my gender is gas

[gaylabrat]

careers

people wanna be fairies or youtubers or dogs or things like that when they’re little and the teacher always says “aww how about something more realistic” bitch what if I just *shapeshifts into bread*

#im fucking tired #bread #i need therapy #careers #fuck school

[gaylabrat]

this is a reminder for you to get your ass to sleep

[gaylabrat]

what doesn’t kill you makes your dick longer

this is because penis enlargement is not a method used to terminate the life of a human being

#long penis

[gaylabrat]

wish me luck remembering this account exists

#pee pee poo poo