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Got to play DND for the first time tonight! Was so nervous I was sweating but I had fun even if I spent half the time confused!

#dnd #first time playing

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5 so earlier there was a booty block now there was a booty bounce goal!

Watching hockey tonight and there’s been 3 times I’ve laughed.

1 there is a player named “Stankoven” pronounced “Stan-koven”?

2 the betting odds for both teams was -110 which I’ve never seen both teams have the SAME betting odds in negative or positive.

3 a dude named Darnell Nurse blocked a puck with his “backside” while down on his hands and knees. You know that position that anime characters are drawn in where you have to go “yup that’s fan service” yeah he was in essentially *that* position.

I love hockey.

#nhl #nhl playoffs #nhl hockey

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Or they turn off “right before I found the drugs or weapon” but turn back on for the officers “grade A acting of “I’ve never seen this object that wasn’t here before the camera turned off and somehow the camera cut back on just in time for me to reach to the exact right spot to grab the drugs from under the mat where it wasn’t visible before and wasn’t until a reached right for it like I was the one who put it there…” seriously I’ve seen so many videos where it’s like ok so you found a tiny bag of drugs under the mat of a car but only had to lift the very corner and you didn’t immediately pull the whole may out to find it? Or the officer obviously did more than just shift the rug to find that when the camera “mysteriously cut” because the angle has changed completely but it was only out for a “few seconds”.

#ACAB

Funny how the cameras turn off right before someone is murdered.

#acab #body cam footage always cuts right before the plant but comes back for the “find #the only job where the more you lie the faster you get hired? #writers can lie about understanding physics all day but they have nothing on officers claiming they understand the law

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4 is there were 3 goals in 3 minutes and 33 seconds. I like the number 3 so I smiled.

Watching hockey tonight and there’s been 3 times I’ve laughed.

1 there is a player named “Stankoven” pronounced “Stan-koven”?

2 the betting odds for both teams was -110 which I’ve never seen both teams have the SAME betting odds in negative or positive.

3 a dude named Darnell Nurse blocked a puck with his “backside” while down on his hands and knees. You know that position that anime characters are drawn in where you have to go “yup that’s fan service” yeah he was in essentially *that* position.

I love hockey.

#nhl hockey #nhl #nhl playoffs

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I WANTED TO ACTUALLY WATCH THE GAME BUT AGAIN I POSTED AND THE STARS SCORED! lol. This is ridiculous.

Watching hockey tonight and there’s been 3 times I’ve laughed.

1 there is a player named “Stankoven” pronounced “Stan-koven”?

2 the betting odds for both teams was -110 which I’ve never seen both teams have the SAME betting odds in negative or positive.

3 a dude named Darnell Nurse blocked a puck with his “backside” while down on his hands and knees. You know that position that anime characters are drawn in where you have to go “yup that’s fan service” yeah he was in essentially *that* position.

I love hockey.

#hockey #nhl hockey #nhl playoffs #nhl

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I started this post when the game was 2-0 for the oilers but I pressed post right before the stars tied it up. This is why 2 is even the betters can’t decide who has a better chance of winning with all their stats and vibes and who knows how betting people decide who to bet for!

Watching hockey tonight and there’s been 3 times I’ve laughed.

1 there is a player named “Stankoven” pronounced “Stan-koven”?

2 the betting odds for both teams was -110 which I’ve never seen both teams have the SAME betting odds in negative or positive.

3 a dude named Darnell Nurse blocked a puck with his “backside” while down on his hands and knees. You know that position that anime characters are drawn in where you have to go “yup that’s fan service” yeah he was in essentially *that* position.

I love hockey.

#nhl #nhl playoffs #nhl hockey

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Watching hockey tonight and there’s been 3 times I’ve laughed.

1 there is a player named “Stankoven” pronounced “Stan-koven”?

2 the betting odds for both teams was -110 which I’ve never seen both teams have the SAME betting odds in negative or positive.

3 a dude named Darnell Nurse blocked a puck with his “backside” while down on his hands and knees. You know that position that anime characters are drawn in where you have to go “yup that’s fan service” yeah he was in essentially *that* position.

I love hockey.

#hockey #what else do I tag this? #StankOven lol #I’m so immature #nhl hockey #nhl playoffs #nhl fans probably hate people like me sometimes

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So I wanted to learn to play guitar so I could play electric guitar but my mom always told me if I learned on the classical guitar she had she would buy me an electric guitar. Today I was looking online and there are electric guitar kits starting at like $70!?!? I still want to learn to play this classical guitar BUT I CAN BUY AN ELECTRIC GUITAR THAT COMES WITH AN AMP AND ALL THAT STUFF AND ISNT BUTT UGLY FROM AMAZON!?!? Planning to buy a cheap acoustic soon so I have a “travel guitar” for practice but DUDE.

#guitar #I seriously didn’t know I could buy a package for less than $300 and to find one for under $100!?!? #classical guitar #electric guitar

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The anime is also out of order…things happen at times they shouldn’t and then continuity gets lost as things that shouldn’t be are and yeah. I watched the anime first then read the manga and then the light novels and honestly I wish I had done the reverse. It’s daunting to start but I found it hard to put down once I really started. I rarely reread books but I’m rereading the light novels they’re that good in my opinion.

what would you do if I were to watch that 12 episodes of the otherside picnic anime instead of reading the manga

first chapter is just too long and it scares me

Oh ahh... well... you see... from what I've heard the anime is not the best adaptation of the source material.

I mean this in that Sorawo is so much more gay in the manga ...

It's not like I can stop you, but you would be missing out on the densest autistic lesbian to ever grace the media.

Umm... maybe watch just the first episode then jump into the manga????? Only the first chapter is long, others are a normal length.

I don't know, do what you want. I'm just gonna confuse you more.

#otherside picnic #my opinion

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Had a dream last night that I was trying to tune my guitar and turned the peg the wrong way and the string came off while the tuner read O and I couldn’t tie any type of knots like they just didn’t exist and I panicked and looked up a video but all the videos were about hockey and no one knew how to change guitar strings and it stressed me out so much. And then I woke up and now I’m just laying here thinking maybe I should tune my guitar.

#nightmare #guitar #it was a really weird dream #why were all the videos about hockey? #a seriously it was like guitars were an instrument I had just made up in my dream

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I was pet sitting for a family that feeds me and I was wondering why I was so hungry and why they didn’t leave me more food. They did. I just forgot freezers had food in them. It’s not like I didn’t interact with the freezer door because it was below my eye sight because I got ice from the ice maker on the freezer door. I’m just an idiot who decided half that noisy box is dedicated to making ice and is just really slow at its one job…

#I’m an idiot #freezers are just ice machines right? #why would frozen food exist? #I could have had pizza damn it! but I only realized as I was leaving that they had bought me a pizza! #they’re totally going to ask about it so I have to come up with some excuse to hide that I’m an idiot!

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Today I feel petty. So in Duolingo someone really wanted first place after I jumped them to get it in our league. They went from 600ish xp to 900 xp to get it back. So I did 10 lessons so now I have 46 xp on them. I feel bad because they obviously are about this and I don’t really care but at the same time I feel competitive about it. There’s only 3 hours left but it’s SOOO tempting to try to get to 300 xp more than them…. But I also feel like I should leave it like it is and if they take a lesson to try to beat me go and do the same until we race into the first and second spot! They’ve got a 20 day streak going. Maybe I should have just let them have it…. My brand of competitive is basically crush you then feel bad and help you crush me.

#duolingo #learning a language #petty #competition is really not my thing because I self sabotage

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I always have the gayest dreams when I shouldn’t have been sleeping in places where dogs vomit on my feet or pee near my shoes.

#lgbt #gay dreams #it was a fun dream and now it’s gone and all I remember is it was gay

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Just saw an ads for a “scented handle razor” for women to shave their legs with. Generally gendered products like this are stupid for being gendered but this one is extra stupid. Let’s put scent on the thing people have really far from their face while they’re using it instead of the version people stick right up under their nose? And even if they had made it for shaving faces and not legs WHO WOULD WANT THIS??? Who woke up and said “I mean scented shaving cream is great but what if the razor ITSELF had a smell! Wouldn’t that be awesome??” I want to meet this wacko and study them to find out how and why this popped into their head!

#gendered products #shaving #stupid designs #also why do women’s razors commercials have to be so over the top? its weird #this is one more reason to hate the gender binary being shoved down our throats it creates stupid products like this.

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Listening to Japan’s top 50 list on Spotify and honestly couldn’t be happier about it. I recognize words and it’s amazing! I enjoy the music composition and it’s amazing! The flow of the mouth sounds are pleasing and it’s AMAZING. Even watching the characters of an alphabet I recognize some of is a thrill. Mostly though I realized I don’t care about genre. Memories of coworkers asking about genre and here I am just vibing to the music and somehow that shamed me out of my love for all music. My musical rut feels like it’s been reopened by the simple act of listening to Japanese music to help with my learning of Japanese.

#learning japanese #music #genre vs vibing #genre shaming is wrong in all the arts! #enjoy your smut and don’t disrespect screaming music or look down on art made with crayons just enjoy what you enjoy #learning a language

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My sister has her first kid and he’s a little over 1 and she just picked up a toy tossed it away while saying “ready go!” Before she stopped and said “you’re not a dog.”

#funny #“you’re not a dog

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Just sitting on my bed holding my cat like a baby while she twitches in her sleep after she fell asleep in my arms. Love is this right here.

#cat #salem cat #i love my cat #I wish i could hear her sleep chatter but if i take my headphones off I would probably disturb her