whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision
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i don’t grow out of my interests they simply become absorbed into me as i get older like tree rings
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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not to flirt or anything but i would carve your name on my skin if you asked me nicely
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Emily Dickinson, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of Emily Dickinson
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i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake
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when i’m six feet underground the bugs in my body will dream of u
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sorry bro i lost focus and forgot where u begin and i end i hope nothing gay happened
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No experience more viscerally humiliating than walking through a heavily populated building with squeaky shoes. Look at me doing my little clown walk across the entire length of the building. Dumbass squeaking noises ringing out with every step. Sounds like I'm walking on two guinea pigs. I wish I was dead
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The Collected Poems, ‘Poem for a Birthday’ by Sylvia Plath
[ID: Eaten or Rotten. I am all mouth.]
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cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally
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Nicole W. Lee, from "Even the Dust"
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when i say "romanticise the ordinary" i don't mean "hide all aspects of your life that do not fit under some kind of aesthetic" but rather "strive to find beauty in all the little things because i promise you, happiness can be found everywhere"
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my god i do take my whiskey neat and my coffee black
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