i hate that theres no capital numbers bc how am i supposed to feel when im gossiping with my friend and i have to type
IT’S ONLY 40 BABE DW ABT IT?? I have to leave shift n write out my number like its being said softly and THEN go back to shift its so stupid
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Closeted female m-specs can just sing karaoke love songs sung by hetmen so nobody can rlly sus you
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(Stranger Things S3)
GenZ being interrogated:
Kidnapper *slams fist on table*: Who do you work for?
GenZ: Jeez, Karen. Calm down.
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*unlocking a grenade* THIS BITCH EMPTY. YEET *throws it into the distance of enemies*
If GenZ started WWIII, what would they say on the battlefield?
“LMAOOOO WHY THEY DIE LIKE THAT”
“it’s the lack of ammunition for me”
“wdym we can’t respawn?-“
“ayo this song SLAPS- wait that’s a nuclear siren? LMAOOO DOPE”
“girlie, can you stand still? i’m not good at shooting yet”
*sets off bomb on entire unit of teammates* lmfao oops
*starts doing the renegade in the middle of gunfire*
*bleeding to death* “first time getting shot, kinda nervous 🤪”
“i know i wanted people to shoot their shot at me but not like this”
“call 📱 an ambulance 🚑 but not ❌ for me 🥰”
*gets shot* *opens groupchat* Y’ALL ASKDHJDFK GUESS WTF JUST HAPPENED
*livestreams the whole thing begging for more followers*
*shoots best friend* omg i’m SUCH a scorpio 😩
SIDE NOTE Y’ALL WANT MORE??? THIS IS FUN
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Iconic post-
why is bruno mars so weird about some girl opening her eyes while shes kissing him
ive been meaning to ask this question since 2010
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Oh
Hermione, Ron and other Gryffindors in a circle:
Hermione: Alright everyone, thank you for coming to our Fuck Malfoy club. First we'll go around and say what we hate the most bout Malfoy.
Harry: ...
Harry: I may have misunderstood...
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Of course
and don’t forget about Cursed Child aka Harry Potter and I Can’t Believe My Son Dates A Malfoy
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Fr
Dude, for real. Voldemort ain’t about that baby life.
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Perfection
Harry Potter in Gina Linetti pictures
Dumbledore:
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Luna:
Snape:
McGonagall:
Lockhart:
The ministry of magic:
Voldemort:
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Honestly I hope today’s parents realize how many of them just sucked
GenZ Future Parents
Honestly, GenZ kids that will become parents would be the best parents ngl. Anyone wanna take this up with me, please do.
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Yeah, and I’m sure that parents (idk how many) also have the same mindset. My parents say stuff like “our parents used to hit us bad without even listening to us” and sure, they don’t abuse us because of their experiences but it’s not enough. I, personally, have decided I don’t want children because of them. It’ll probably repeat and I don’t want a kid who’s mine hiding smth from me cuz they don’t trust me. But we will definetley be the best generation of parents to exist till now.
GenZ Future Parents
Honestly, GenZ kids that will become parents would be the best parents ngl. Anyone wanna take this up with me, please do.
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GenZ Future Parents
Honestly, GenZ kids that will become parents would be the best parents ngl. Anyone wanna take this up with me, please do.
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I feel so outed right now. I’m literally supposed to be doing homework in the limited time I get from my parents.
the second of three
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we personally want to die. We don’t want others to die because some troubled white kid was bullied and got his hands on a gun.
Gen Z Culture actually is
Gen Z Culture actually is claiming you really want to die, even though you argue for gun control.
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reblog if you were bullied and never shot up a school or any other place
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