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When someone sends me an email chain as long as my arm, involving 10 people and a project I’ve never heard of, and opens it with “Hi! Please see below”

#work

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No, not like this, Blythe. Not like this. This sun isn’t even real. It don’t give you no heat, no…  warmth, no nothing. It just shine on you like some faraway lantern in the sky. Oh! And the air! How can I do any work if the very air I breathe is out to kill me? 

#awae #oh hey this show has another season out #which is why I'm on tumblr again #well that and vagueposting about work shit I don't want attached to my name

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Destination Wedding (2018) dir. Victor Levin

#this movie will either be beautiful or a disaster there is no inbetween #destination wedding

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Now that i think about it, if avengers and the mcu took place in the 90s who would eddie murphy play? like there is no way he’d play a supporting character esp to a white guy in the 90s….hmmm he’d probably audition and try hard for t’challa, but they’d probably give him blue marvel…but that character didn’t exist in the 90s…and there is no way he’d play Hiemdall lmao.

#I'm shook #mcu

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She protec

She attac

But most importantly

she snac

#the expanse #bobbie draper #precious baby

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#the expanse #lol

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Miller’s a pretty skeezy-looking guy overall, but his S1 hat-hair is my current sexuality tbh

#the expanse #the expanse syfy #josephus miller

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“How did someone as smart as you end up on the Canterbury?”

#lol #the expanse

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#goth witch loki is the best loki #thor ragnarok

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#a wrinkle in time

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Holy fuck, guys, I finally finished.

I skipped the last half of the “first draft” thing in favor of deciding my middle and ending sucked and rewriting, so it’s more of a Draft 2.0, and I’m laughing at two-years-ago me for thinking I could finish so quickly. But...

It’s 9:40 on the first day on 2016 and no, I haven’t finished my first draft like I wanted, but I have written 1500 words and taken a nap.

#the novel #writing #it still needs tons of work #and possibly to be locked into a subfolder forever #but yay!

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Man, the older I get the more I'm like, yay men. Men are so attractive. It's not even a sexual thing, I just like admiring them while they're walking down the street. I like watching them do pull-ups at the gym. They're so dang adorable *female gaze shoots rainbows out of my eyes*

#not in a creepy way lol #thank fuck for mirrored walls

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When your dad joke game is too strong

The rest of my Star Wars stuff is here

#tfa #the force awakens #lol

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Remember the confusion over the mild sexual content rating for tlj? It’s adam drivers tits. Honest to god, it’s literally for his one 3 sec shirtless scene. That warning did nothing tho, I was not prepared! I nearly died! Those tits had me in no condition, I was spilling my beer, I dropped my candy on the floor, knocked the hotdog out the guy next to me’s hand, wigs flew, pearls were clutched, babies were crying, dogs were barking. Boy is built like a refrigerator with a perm! Thank fuck I wasn’t seeing this is 3D or they would have came flying straight at me, breaking my neck and killing me instantly.

#'boy is built like a refrigerator with a perm' #lmaaaaaao #tlj

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Blue to Red

[Credit: @daisyisobelridley & other I found uncredited]

#tfa #the force awakens #tlj #the last jedi #these scenes were so pretty

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#i love tony shalhoub so much #the marvelous mrs. maisel

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In the last few seconds of his life, he thought of the Falcon and his furry first mate and his beautiful princess, but he saw only his son, the darkness in his eyes… and the sadness.

#*cries* #han solo