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Good times

#my pics #aesthetic #sundown #fight me

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Brits: *colonize and subject India and Pakistan to famines that coasted the lives of 100 million people, run the country like a megacorperation, and continues to rob the labor and resources of the country till today which makes them want to travel to the UK for a less horrible life*

Brits: Why can't Indians go back to their own country?

Germans: *Invite Turkish workers as part of a program to help rebuild infrastructure in the 60s*

Germans: Who let all these Turks in?

Americans: *literally conquers mexico*

Americans: why there so many Mexicans here?

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When you’re really enjoying a book and someone tries to talk to you

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Oreo likes the booty

#Cat #oreo #legs #egg #my pics #i so pale #ignore the homework in the back bc I know I am #why is that towel there #who knows anymore #lol

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The Signs as Funny Test Answers

ARIES:

TAURUS:

GEMINI:

CANCER:

LEO:

VIRGO:

LIBRA:

SCORPIO:

SAGITTARIUS:

CAPRICORN:

AQUARIUS:

PISCES:

#same #lol #sagittarius

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Interview For The Signs: What can your bring to this company?

Aries: Vodka and a hell of a slut drop ;) Taurus: faith, trust and pixie dust Gemini: myself

Keep reading

#hahaha #Sagittarius #damn right

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catch me if you can (come and hold my hand)

[part one] [part two] [part three] [part four] [part five]

August, 1990.

This was stupid, Clarke thought. She didn’t know why she sounded so hopeful that this stranger, this man who could be anything, a murderer or a criminal, or crazy, would nod his head and say yes he was going somewhere and yes she could come along. But standing in the middle of the nearly empty gas station parking lot she couldn’t help but feel like a lot was riding on his answer. So she held her breath as he considered her offer. “Tag along if you want,” Bellamy said, noncommittally. “I don’t really care.”

∟read the whole thing here

#this fic is amazing #worth the wait #the end ruined me #but in a good way #12/10 #thanks for completing #<33333

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the signs as celtic goddesses

aries: flidais –

goddess of the woodlands and wild things. she is a shapeshifter and is associated with protection and wild animals.

taurus: druantia –

queen of the druids and goddess/mother of the tree calendar. symbolises protection, knowledge, passion, fertility, growth and forests.

gemini: brighid –

goddess of fire and water. she is immortalised by many springs and wells. brighid was so loved that she was made a saint when christianity became onset.

cancer: cyhiraeth –

goddess of streams. her scream foretells death. she is the queen of banshees.

leo: arianrhod –

goddess of time, karma and retribution. keeper of the silver wheel of stars, a symbol of time and karma.

virgo: cerridwen –

goddess of moon, grain and nature. she is the patron of poets and greatest of all the bards. she represents luck, inspiration, the arts and astrology/zodiac.

libra: don –

queen of the heavens and goddess of air and sea. rules over the land of the dead. symbolises control of the elements and the moon.

scorpio: morrigan –

queen of phantoms and goddess of sensuality, prophecy, revenge and magic. often appears as a raven or crow.

sagittarius: cailleach –

goddess of disease and plague. she is also known as the "veiled one". she resides in the afterworld realm where she receives the dead.

capricorn: creiddylad –

goddess of flowers and love. connected with the festival of beltane (a celtic festival celebrated on may day) and called the may queen.

aquarius: airmid –

goddess of healing, medicinal plants and keeper of the springs. regenerates the dead and brings them to life again.

pisces: caer ibormeith –

goddess of sleep and dreams. often takes the form of a swan. singer of the sweetest, most restful music ever heard on earth.

#Sagittarius #same

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it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

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Bob Morley signing autographs at StarFest in Denver, CO on 3/12/2016 (x)

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#dying #lol #same

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Mini Road trip + Hike  2016

#road trip #hella rad #nature #friends #beautiful view #trees #dog #sky #beautiful #friendship #my hoes #thank you #Aesthetic

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beginning of 2016: Everything's going to go smoothly this year– I can feel it.

2 months later: EVERYTHING IS LITERALLY FALLING APART RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME– PLEASE MAKE IT STOP.

#why is this true tho

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happy valentines to me i love me

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I feel like I got hit by a car 😂😂

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A male prostitute should be called a prostidude