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fluffygiraffe · 16 hours

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

now that i'm hip with the kids, my shitposts and randomposts don't get traction. So i can say BALLS and COCK and PENIS all I want and never ever get caught. I can even say WEINER.

#shitpost

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fluffygiraffe · 16 hours

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now that i'm hip with the kids, my shitposts and randomposts don't get traction. So i can say BALLS and COCK and PENIS all I want and never ever get caught. I can even say WEINER.

#shitpost

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fluffygiraffe · 16 hours

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#EvilLS!Peppino #els!pep core #bunnies #adorable #cozycore #fluffy

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fluffygiraffe · 16 hours

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you know what? Yeah. I cooked on the Puzzlevision Junior AU.

#randomposting #I feel good about this one!

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fluffygiraffe · 19 hours

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i'm bad at drawing goth, you make it! :)

I wonder what would happen if Mr. Puzzles watched nothing but horror TV Shows?

body horror mr. puzzles. free idea, somebody can steal it.

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fluffygiraffe · 19 hours

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I wonder what would happen if Mr. Puzzles watched nothing but horror TV Shows?

body horror mr. puzzles. free idea, somebody can steal it.

#shitpost

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fluffygiraffe · 20 hours

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So, I saw your Puzzlevision Jr. AU and I can say that he's so adorable! What is his story in the Puzzlevision Jr. AU?

Puzzlevison Junior! Full Lore! CW; Spoilers!

Mr. Puzzles never grew out of Children's TV shows, but accidentally seeing a violent one scared him. That show was why he felt he should cut off his head and put a TV there. He's less violent, nicer, and probably acts more childish. Probably has better intentions, making the world a better place and safer for children of all ages! The shows he'd make the cast would be more story-book, cookie-cutter, happy, and less violent. In the movie, when he realizes Mario has run away, he tries to get him to come back in the nicest way possible, but Mario is really upset with the fact he took his TV time. He'd get his face smashed in, as he realized later he had to let chaos run amok in his channels to actually get good ratings, probably cried (as he didn't want it to be scary). But in the end, he did. Mr. Puzzles would politely try and put them in different shows but get startled when they started being violent in them. When he got the Five Stars, he immediately removed all the scary TV shows, leaving only his channel. The set would be more happy and colorful, think Sesame Street Elmo's World When Mario ruined it, though, he almost began to cry, but he kept his cool and told Mario to "Go into the corner and count to 1000" with a fake parent-like tone. When the cast break out and make their own show, he'd get really upset and whiney, starting to cry as he threw another fit, slamming his foot down over and over as he simply began to complain. In the fight, he'd be dodging the others, trying to be more defensive and he'd try not to hurt anybody. When they get five and a half stars, he'd lose his powers. He'd begin to apologize and cry, mostly about the castle. He "didn't mean for all the bad to happen" and he "promises he'll be good this time." (Note, I'm on the edge of him being redeemed or he just gets kicked away like in the movie.)

All the Movies!

IT'S GOTTA BE PERFECT - Something went wrong. SMG4 was making the best video ever, and the TV had to help him! It's only the nice thing to do! The keyboard would be more pastel, but still, meaty themes that he mostly tried to hide. The meat went awry, and the rest of the movie went normally.

Western Spaghetti - A more cartoony and happy version of a Western place. One-Shot Wren tries to be as evil as the place allows him to be. His downfall was the fact that the world limited his powers, and Meggy was only "knocked out" every time that she should have been killed.

WOTFI 2023 - Mr. Puzzles expected a nice happy lesson about how stealing is wrong, but it went wrong. The episode is the same.

In the end, he looked nervous as he sat down, clutching his knees. He then says "I promise children, next time, it'll be different... Next time will be better."

All the Episodes!

Mario's Mysteries - It's basically the same, except there are no violent themes. Why would there be? Kids shows don't have those! The only time that there are any "adult themes" is when the programming breaks in the TV Time song, in which Mr. Puzzles looks very distressed and worried, though he changes the topic to The Bee Movie. The pipebomb reward was replaced with a kazoo! The Bloo-Skido part was a playground instead, and the rocket launcher was a party popper. When they find out Mario ate the spaghetti, there is a flash of anger in SMG4's eyes, which quickly is replaced with playful cheeriness as the episode ends with SMG4 promising more spaghetti for him.

Once Upon an SMG4 - Practically the same, except for the fact that there is less being mean to the animals. The motives for money are changed to healing the sick animals because we want a good message after all! The SMG4 Witch is less scary, of course, because he doesn't want to scare small children. More cartoony too. The scene where Smg3 meets the fairy godmother goes more like this- The animals still mess up the dress, but while Smg3's eye twitches, he tells the animals they tried their best. Mr. Puzzles comes in with pastel fairy wings and a crown, of course with a tutu. "Hello, dear princess! I'm the fairy godmother and- What in the world are you wearing?" (He sounds more concerned and worried.)

Scooby Mario, Where'd You Go? - Practically the same, doesn't really change much. The robots are less spooky and the atmosphere is colorful. Instead of going to prison for breaking an animatronic, Bob comes out of the bathroom and asks what he missed. Turns out he was in there the whole time! They then get the pizza as the camera moves out, the show having a happier ending!

Mr. Puzzles' Incredible Game Show Spectacular! - Pastel colors! Yay! He doesn't get mad, he gets sad and overwhelmed. Instead of screaming "IN A MINUTE" with a scary face, he simply looks upset with wide eyes. Exasperated, I suppose it's called. He tries to negate fighting, trying to help them settle their differences and try and make up with reasons like "You should always be nice to your friends" and such. Mario ruins everything and Mr. Puzzles has a temper tantrum. It's less "trying to kill everybody" and more "go away! :(" He doesn't actively try to hurt anybody, and the cage he uses for Mario is just a cardboard box. The audience is plushies.

#ehhegedgvsghfsvfg i love this au #long post #cw long post #Mr. Puzzles #mr puzzles #smg4 puzzlevision #puzzlevision junior au #smg4 mr puzzles #smg tv adware #puzzlevision arc #smg4 au #Mr puzzles au

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fluffygiraffe · 1 day

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Puzzlevision Junior - A Mr. Puzzles AU!

What if he didn't watch anything but kids shows? Here's the au where that's just what he did! Be nice to him, I'm sure he'd love to be your friend! :)

#puzzlevision junior au #mr. puzzles #mr puzzles #smg4 puzzlevision #smg4 au #puzzlevision mr puzzles #smg4 mr. puzzles

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fluffygiraffe · 2 days

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Don't kill yourself, please.

If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.

If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.

#reblog

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fluffygiraffe · 2 days

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silly ass cate (yk who to draw <3)

so evil

#shitpost #mr puzzles #Mr. Puzzles #smg4 puzzlevision #smg4 mr puzzles

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fluffygiraffe · 2 days

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give me funny cat pictures in my inbox to draw the funny tv twink over.

#it's funny and helps me out of art block!#randomposting

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fluffygiraffe · 2 days

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Lilac Golden Shaded Tortie

2. Cinnamon Golden Tipped Point

3. Blue Caramel Tortoiseshell Classic Tabby Karpati Bicolor

4. Amber Silver Mackerel Tabby

5. Blue Rosetted “Twilight” Charcoal Mink

6. Fawn Tortie Bicolor with Satin Fur

7. Black Silver Classic Tabby Tortie with White

8. Black Sunshine Silver (Bimetallic) Classic Tabby

9. Black Rosetted "Midnight" Charcoal Tabby

10. Chocolate Silver Tabby Bicolor

all cats sourced from @felinefractious, each image is linked w/ the post that also provides breed/other info!

#midnight #you midnight #randomposting #repost

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fluffygiraffe · 2 days

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you should eat a small dog.

#shitpost #ah yes. 200 followers means 200 people to torment with my shitposts #...#........#200 FOLLOWEERS?FDNHSBHBSDFSj-

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fluffygiraffe · 3 days

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

so uh mr puzzles amirite guys that guy i uh i made him evil (or well good) by just inverting his colors so original right guys /sar /j i think i kinda cooked with this version/au design though grumpy ass old fart 🗣🗣🗣🗣‼