thereluctantpainter-blog

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

@threethincoats

Myself and my friend have started a hobby-related Instagram account, and given my lack of tumblr use of late, if you might be interested in what we do, go and give that a follow!

We went to Warhammer World today which provided a great photo-taking opportunity for his Legio, as well as a continuation of our Killteam campaign, so expect a few pictures of those, as well as hobby progress as and when we have it!

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

Thought of the Day:  A moment of laxity spawns a lifetime of heresy.

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

Warhammer Models Who Are Reading Things And Are Telling You That It Says “You Are An Asshole.”

Lord Exorcist: His helmet is cold and dispassionate, his book is full to the brim of names of people who are assholes, so he has done this a thousand times. This man will call you an asshole, but he takes no pleasure in it.

Lontann: This man is so devoted to call people assholes that he brought an octopus friend to confirm everything he’s saying. “This says ‘You’re an asshole,’ right Ochtar?” “Yes sir, what it says, you’re an asshole.” This man has gotten calling you an asshole down to a science.

Spoilpox Scrivner: This lad has contorted his mouth to be extra big so he can show off his list of assholes to everyone in a 100 yard radius. The guy he’s insulting doesn’t need to even be there, he just walks everywhere shouting “HEY EVERYONE, LOOK AT THIS LIST OF ASSHOLES I GOT!”

Scribbus Wretch: Scribbus is methodical about calling people assholes. He needs to make sure he gets everyone. Even if you die during the battle, he will walk over to your corpse, call you an asshole and check your name off his list.

Canoness: This woman has abandoned all pretense of methodically checking whether you are an asshole or not before she calls you it and has elected to toss her book aside and merely tell everyone who opposes her an asshole. It doesn’t matter what the book says, she knows you’re all assholes.

Taddeus the Purifier: This man doesn’t want to call you an asshole, he’s going to show you his book says you’re an asshole. Beware, he will rush at you, smack you in the head and then shove his book in your face to show you what it says.

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

Astartes - Part Three

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

GW's terrain pricing is absurd

All Sector Imperialis pieces

Imperial Sector

Basilicanum

Imperialis Sanctum

Imperialis Administratum

Imperialis Ruins

Comes to a total of 654 Au$!

TF GW?!

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

The beginning of the “Great War” (1914)

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

the sororitas project: so what's wrong with the official design?

the sisters of battle are sort of a joke in 40k.  their models are difficult and expensive to get ahold of, their rules make them nigh unplayable, their representation in the fluff presents them as cannon fodder or dangerous incompetent lunatics, and their design invites sexualization.  

if the faction is to be salvaged, it’s going to need a comprehensive overhaul.  (and the only acceptable alternative to that overhaul would be the introduction of female space marines.)  i’m not the person to suggest new rules, nor am i up to writing a sororitas novel.  what i can do, is create sisters whose design can be taken seriously.  this is step 1.

this got…this got really long, so i’ll put the rest under a cut for your scrolling convenience.

Keep reading

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

The Death Korps know no other direction of movement

Death Korps Advance

by Ahriman

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

There's definitely been a lot loss content on here of late

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

source

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

“Hm, yes. Just as I suspected. We are hopelessly lost.”

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

'Arry Dakka and da Weirdboi'z Teef

‘Arry Pot’a, the boy who WAAAAAGH’d

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

im just now noticing look on Titus’ face when Leandros starts rambling on about heresy in this cutscene?? look how absolutely done this man is.

“listen here u lil shit”

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

I think lion needs to be further right

ive done a complete analysis and these were the results. change my mind

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

By the Emperor, the secret at the heart of the Blackstone Fortress is mind-blowing… and yet so obvious! It’s the ancient archeotech that is Brian the Sewer Vent!

[thereluctantpainter-blog]

Tech Priest by Koh LJ.