Utterly Infuriating
â Pairing: Loki x Reader
â Synopsis: Loki is very bad with people, so meeting anyone new just means a new enemy, and you didn't seem to be the exception. And the way you start getting along seems to indicate so. But... perhaps that's not entirely true.
â Word Count: 8,607
â Notes: Playful tickles, (a probably very bad) enemies to lovers. @blehblahsworld requested an enemies to lovers and secret dating Loki x Reader, I hope it's more or less what you hoped for.
â Warnings: Heavily headcanonned (is that a word?) Loki. This is my first (and probably only) enemies to lovers, the beginning isn't very good because of that, other than that it's a lot of playfulness and tickles. Lots of flashbacks to what I imagine Loki's childhood would be, I just have a weird obsession of writing nostaglic!Loki stuff, I am so sorry.
Who would have thought that Loki would end up becoming part of the group he had tried to take down in the first place? It was laughable, really. People he thought just a thorn in his side were now his first genuine group of friends.
But here he was.
He learned to find humor in Stark and Bartonâs sarcastic quips. He got along with Banner, who he found comfortably quiet to read books or drink tea with. He learned to fear and admire Romanoffâs skill and cold mind under pressure, but also adored challenging himself to try tricking her (he wasnât successful for the most part). He came to admire Rogerâs leadership and strong values, and of course reconnecting with his brother was something heâd never admit how much it meant to him. And he learned how much forgiveness and that sense of belonging fulfilled him.
He was a bit surprised that in 10 years the group had grown at least 4 or even 5 times its size. They had gone from 6 heroes to 30 something, with half of them being permanent residents on the Headquarters while the rest came and went.
Thatâs where he met you. Gods, he didnât know how there could be someone so insufferable. You were worse than Thor.
You were bright and bubbly, always wore your heart on your sleeve, contrary to him who who always hid his feelings. Loki was a charmer, deliciously cynical and the life of the party if he chose to join, you on the other side where a bit shyer and not the greatest fan of crowded rooms unless it was full of friends; it quite reminded him of the anxiousness he felt as a prince in Asgard, always worried about being seen making a mistake, he was sure you felt exactly that kind of stress.
Seen that way, you and Loki were like day and night. It was no wonder you and Loki hated each other at first side.
âBrother! Come quick!â Thor called. âThereâs someone Iâd like you to meet!â
Loki sighed and left his book on the little coffee table and got up, Thorâs voice came all the way from the kitchen (loud as always) so he took a bit to reach the kitchen, and as he got closer to the room he noticed laughter and sweet scent filled the air.
It was Thorâs familiar boisterous laughter that made the buildings shake, and a new unfamiliar laughter.
He arrived and saw a Rogers, Romanoff, Thor, Stark and⊠someone new. That new person was cooking pancakes for dinner and when he turned around⊠you were like opening the door on a cold winter night after being by the fire all day. Overwhelming for sure.
âBrother what is going onâŠ?â
You had a bright grin on your face and announced Rogers to think fast. Steve chuckled and lifted his plate and soon a pancake flew through the air, nearly hitting Loki in the head had he not ducked in time, before smacking against the plate in Rogersâ hands. Everyone cheered and laughed.
âWhat theâ?!â Loki gasped.
âWe got a new friend!â Thor claimed brightly.
âWe met at the gymâ Natasha announced. âI knew I had met a mutant when I sparred with someone who didnât hit the floor in the first 3 seconds.â
You smiled timidly and walked to the fridge, lowered and with a single hand and a loud creek, the fridge was lifted effortlessly from the floor.
âOh.â Loki said uninterested. âCan I go back to my book?â
âI thought I could make dinner as a thank you for being so welcomingâ you smiled politely.
âWelcoming?â Loki asked, tilting his head.
âIâm moving hereâ you grinned brightly.
You know how people sometime tense up when they try to hide their excitement? Well, Loki tense up for the exact opposite reason.
âRemember that empty room beside yours?â Tony smiled brightly. âItâs not gonna be empty anymore.â
Even better.
âWhat do you like in your pancakes? Chocolate? Nuts? Berries?â you smiled warmly.
âUh⊠nuts and berries?â Loki said.
The dinner was delicious, he could give you that. But the second he finished he excused himself wanting to go to bed early. He went to pick up his book before going to his bedroom.
âAh, brother. There you are.â Thor smiled, already in his pajamas, white and blue stripped pants, a white t-shirt with a stamp of Mjolnir with a cutesy face. âI wanted to talk to you. About our new friend? What do you think? Friendly, right?â
âAwfullyâ Loki rolled his eyes, âI didnât think Iâd met someone as loud as you. I already have a headache. I know for sure life here has just become infinitely more aggravatingâŠâ
âBrother⊠donât be like thatâŠâ Thor said sadly. Loki simply sighed and went inside his room.
Next morning he saw you again for breakfast. Everyone had their own schedule so to eat there was only Wanda, Loki, Bucky, and you. You helped to make breakfast and you ate quietly, finished quickly and picked up the plates of everyone to put it on the dishwasher and it started running.
âYouâre quite helpfulâŠâ Wanda smiled warmly.
âOh, itâs nothing. I wouldnât want to be aggravatingâ you smiled brightly, giving a quick glance at Lki that might as well have killed him before leaving the kitchen.
Since then Loki and you hated each other, you argued on daily basis. If Loki said red, you said blue, if he said up you said down.
It even got in the middle of missions. It was only a matter of time until your constant clashing blew up in everyoneâs faces.
It wasnât the greatest idea to send you and Loki on the same group either. But Steve thought itâd help you two get along better if you fought side by side for a mutual goal. It was a nice, but perhaps too innocent thought.
The mission was simple, as Tony called it âbad guys had hostagesâ situation. There was a bit of intel Nat and Bucky were interested in, hoping to find other settings where potentially more people could be in danger. So it had to be a smooth infiltration and until finding the civilians then it was âbreaking stuffâ time⊠Tony should not be allowed to name missions at this point. It made it difficult to take them seriously.
You had been left alone with Loki to find where the hostages were being held captive while Nat went to find the main computer to gather the information while the rest of the group started surrounding and sabotaging the headquarters to cause a diversion and given you a quick escape, plus neutralizing a threat.
Loki wanted to do things his way, as usual. But you had managed to sneak into a clothes hut and you got uniforms to pass undetected⊠Very much against Lokiâs will given he kept arguing he couldâve just casted an illusion.
âThis is absurdâ Loki scoffed as he put on a shirt gray shirt. âWeâre wasting valuable time. My illusionsââ
ââWouldâve been casted off the second someone lays a hand on usâ you reasoned, doing your best, although fruitless attempt not to sound annoyed at him. âThese guys are weirdly touchy, a hand on your shoulder and your done for.â
Loki turned around to give you a snarky comeback, only to be cut off when he saw you changing. You both had been facing opposite directions to give each other privacy, but his attitude got the best of him.
He did not expect the sight he was greeted you as he saw you dressing up.
Your body was toned thanks to the training, and it showed the overly demanding lifestyle and dieting being an Avenger required. It was weird you were muscled like one would expect, given your mutation focused on your physical strength, although he didnât really know how that worked so he just figured that was part of it. But one would easily tell you trained on a daily basis.
He was mesmerized, even smiling softly at you.
When you turned around you caught him staring and your face turned bright red and you let out a loud screech. Loki panicked and tackled you to cover your mouth.
But it was too late. A guard gave opened the door and the alarms started sounding. It was time to run if you wanted to rescue the hostages.
âWhat happened?!â Steve spoke through the comms. âThe alarms are going off!â
âWe were caught!â you called. âLokiâ!â
ââtried to save me but I blew it!â Loki cut you off.
âIt was your fault!â you snapped at him. âWe gotta rush to get the hostages!â
âWe need to get the intel we were set to do firstâŠâ Loki argued, âwe canât lose the input if the other hostage locations.â
âIâm not abandoning the hostages here, weâre getting them first!â you argued.
âWeâre not gonna do either if you guys donât focus!â Natasha argued through the communicator.
A thing of these groups that became quite cliché was there was always a bunch of guys the were big. Mutants as well. Big, tall and sturdy, almost like human walls, not very smart but insanely strong. He had an axe the size of a human.
You clashed your fist against the guardâs axe and it made you both recoil to process the soreness the impact caused on both of you. This guy clearly had a similar level of raw strength as you. So you wouldnât be winning this on your own.
You turned to ask for Lokiâs back up, but a green fog formed on the spot as Loki vanished on thin air. Not only leaving you on your own, but making the battle field a blurry mess.
âLoki?!â
âSorry, mortal.â Loki said sarcastically. âWe canât let you ruin the mission.â
âLOKI!â you yelled as you barely dodged a swing from the axe.
âTrickster, go with Romanoff to get the intel!â Tony stated as he flew above the enemy base, knocking out a couple of troupes with his missiles. âHercules, go with Cap to get the hostages! Go! Go! Go!â
The rest of the mission was a blur, the hostages barely escaped alive, and a few were harmed and had to be treated in the flight back home, and Natasha was injured when she got an ambush from the guards when she was downloading the data.
Even after missions were a nightmare for everyone around you two. The entire trip was loud and obnoxious.
âYou had to back me up when the big guy shows up! Not just vanish from the fight!â
âExcuse you, that fight wouldnât have taken place t begin with if you hadnât blown our cover!â Loki yelled at you. âYouâre lucky my mist cloak allowed us a clean exit!â
âClean exit?!â you screamed back, poking his chest. âI got a slash on my leg because I couldnât see where I was going!â
âYeah, and if you could stay still and not scream so much, Iâd patch you up easierâ Natasha said half amusedly.
âSorry NatâŠâ you apologized, your mood changing completely to warm and friendly.
Thor pulled his brother to the other end of the ship to try having some peace and quiet until they got home.
Of course, Fury was⊠well, furious.
âYou pair of moronic and irresponsible idiots!â Fury said. âItâs a fucking miracle no one is died while the two of you fought like kindergarten brats! Suspended. Both of you. 3 weeks.â
âWhat?! Director!â you whined.
âDirector nothing! Letâs see if this time alone helps you two get along better.â Fury scoffed. âDismissed.â
Loki on the other hand, didnât argue. Men with Nick Furyâs temper couldnât be reasoned with when they were this pissed. He would know, he grew up with two at home. So he just nodded and left the room when he was told to.
It would be a long lock down.
You werenât much more pleased with the decision, given that after this mission you had plans to go out to the city and now you were essentially grounded like a 5 year old. Downsides of living in the compound, every so often, if you messed up real bad youâd be âgroundedâ.
Loki too had plans ruined by this. Not the type the others had, who went to big events or dated civilians who they could stay over for a few days when they had time off. Loki didnât even have friends outside of the Avengers⊠or at all. But he had learned to enjoy going into the city and indulge in some human theater, casting an illusion to conceal his identity of course, otherwise people would panic. But he liked it, but the dramatic costumes, the theatrical              and embellished of speaking of some plays, and the occasional musical that had always a song or two stuck o his brain for a few weeks.
But now that wouldnât happen until next month. Instead he was stuck with someone he couldnât stand and that couldnât stand him back. Great.
The next day of when everyone left to live their lives out of the compound while he stayed locked in his room for as long as he could. He read, he had a little cloth ball that he threw up and caught, he used his illusions to entertain himself, and he even used his phone to try entertaining himself for as long as he could, but sooner than later he grew bored.
He wasnât the type to be able to stay still, and he got out of his room to walk around the compound, his legs already itching to get a good walk.
As he stretched his body with a nice walk and he felt his mood already boosted a little. He was by the kitchen when he heard music, and not just music, but a song he recognized.
âItâs time to try defying gravity. I think Iâll try defying gravity. Kiss me goodbye, Iâm defying gravity. And you wonât bring me downâ he heard the song he very much he liked.
As he walked by the kitchen following the song he was greeted with yet another pleasant surprise. A sweet aroma of one of his favorite treats as a kid, apple pie. He remembered being a young child in Asgard, pulling all the tricks and spells in his arsenal to steal the baked goodies from the talented Pastry chefs the palace had in its staff.
His Odin and Frigga impressions became as good as they were due to impersonating them to request for apple pies when his mother made the kitchen âLoki proofâ with her magic. He used to eat it so much that right before he turned a teen, he got quite chubby from how much and how often he ate it. At some point he resigned to his baked love in favor of losing weight and becoming a more efficient warrior⊠although every so often there would be a party and heâd be sure to get a big slice of apple pie to indulge on his guilty pleasure.
Long story short, he absolutely loved apple pie and just the smell made his mouth water and his stomach growl.
He found his feet moving on his own to the kitchen and he didnât have time to process you were the only one at home, ergo, it was you who he found in the kitchen, baking, and dancing, and singing along the music. He realized right away you hadnât realized were no longer alone. You had that lack of shame in your dance that one could only have when they were completely alone, his mind wandered to the accidental peep he got at your body during the mission. He couldnât help but laugh a bit, he hadnât seen you so relaxed and carefree, even with your bubbly and energetic nature.
Unfortunately, that soft chuckle gave away his presence.
âAck!â you screech dropping pie onto the floor, your face red like a tomato.
Loki barely reacted fast enough to cast a spell of to catch the pie inches above the ground, but sparing the baked treat and burning to the counter.
It smelled heavenly.
âMy apologies, mortalâ Loki chuckled, sounding more amused than sorry, although he didnât mock you, doubting you would be wiling to share your cooking with someone who made fun of him. âI swear I wasnât trying to scare you.â
âYou did!â you scolded him with a beet red blush along your face, Loki surprised himself finding it quite endearing. âGod dammit, is it a pastime of yours creeping up on me?!â
âI wasnât aware you liked Wicked tooâŠâ Loki mentioned, changing the subject, wanting to get on your good side. And it worked, because your expression changed, you seemed surprised.
âYou like musicals?â you said with a slight smile. âI didnât take you for someone to like human stuff.â
âWell, a misunderstood character that gets people thinking them a monster because of their skin color and decides to accept that they can only be a villain because thatâs the only think you get to be? Might as well be my autobiography.â
âDonât forget the green and black color aestheticâ you giggled, making him laugh as well. âAnd a bit snobby.â
âYeah, I suppose that too.â He smiled.
âI never thought of it like thatâ you said. âWas it that bad? Being an Elphaba?â
The way you said felt quite soft, kind. It stirred something in his chest.
âTo be perfectly fair, I found out I was a frost giant when I was 1,048 years oldâ Loki admitted. âBut at the time I felt like I was going insane. Frost giants were monsters, and in a constant state of imminent war with AsgardâŠâ
âI can imagine you felt like the enemy of everyone you lovedâ you said sympathetically. âIt must have been awfulâŠâ
âEarth was a witness to how badly it affected meâŠâ
âwait! New Mexico and New York were the collateral damage to an identity crisis and a mental breakdown from a twenty-year-old?!â you exclaimed, your chin against the counter and tugging on your hair.
Loki shrunk in his place.
âYouâre telling me it could have been solved with some therapy, a cup of tea, and probably a hug?â
Loki was a bit surprised that your response wasnât as aggressive towards him, if anything it irradiated a weird mix of anger and empathy.
âThere was also a hint of mind controlâ Loki defended himself.
âYeah right, a wizard did it.â You smiled amusedly, and weirdly enough, it made him laugh. âWe all saw that you had to touch peopleâs chests with the pointy end to make it work.â
âI mean itâ he smiled. âThe mind control from the scepter Thanos gave me came from the time stone in it, and it fueled those around him with anger and left them vulnerable to obey orders if you held onto it for long enough. Banner has pointed out he and the others felt it too. I felt so much⊠I donât know⊠rage? âŠI didnât realize what was going most of the time⊠it wasnât until I had lost that I truly realized what I had done⊠and it took even longer for me to realize the gravity of my actionsâŠâ
That seemed to convince you, and Loki felt a weird relief from you believing him. You stayed in silence for a while.
âThatâs heavyâŠâ you mumbled, not sure what else to tell him, and you offered him your hand.
He wasnât sure what made him place his hand on your and you gave him a little squeeze, before gently caressing his knuckles with a touch so sweet that made thrills go down his spine. You smiled at him.
âWell⊠You are one of us freaks nowâ you smiled softly in a way that made him feel warm and fuzzy.
He pulled his hand away and cleared his throat, feeling his face uncharacteristically hot as he looked down and to his side, just trying to avoid your gaze. You laughed and tried following where his gaze pointed towards, looking at the warm pie on the counter.
âWant some?â you offered, tilting your head to point to the pie and Lokiâs stomach grumbled, almost in an involuntary affirmation. He really shouldâve had breakfast. You laughed and cut him a big slice and Lokiâs mouth water.
He hadnât really been looking at the pie, but he sure didnât argue back if you offered him some. The taste was divine. He couldnât help a rather inappropriate sounding hum of pleasure.
âOh Norns, what did you put in this?â he asked, his mouth half full of the sweet pie. âThese tastes so different from⊠Mmm! Oh Norns!â
âAh, just the usual, flour, eggs, milk, apple marmalade, sliced apples, sugar, cinnamonâ you listed.
âCinnamon? What is this cinnamon?â he spoke happily as he ate more. âWhat kind of apples? They feel so different⊠Mmmm! This is amazing!â
Loki felt like a child again. For a moment he forgot of everything, he ate messily, a bit of marmalade falling on his shirt which never used to happen. He ate loud and let out happy moans and hums as he enjoyed the pie.
He ate so fast he didnât realize he had almost finished the huge slice until he saw you serving him another huge, warm, sweet, slice of pie. You didnât shame him, you simply giggled and smiled brightly at him.
He ate more until he was stuffed⊠Which happened only once he had finish most of the pie. If anything, what he didnât eat could be barely called a slice. He felt a bit ashamed from his lack of self control, he hadnât behaved like this since he was a child. He even let out a small airy burp.
âExcuse meâŠâ he apologized, his face burning from shame.
But rather than being disgusted, you burst out laughing. Loki grimaced from shame.
âSorry, sorryâ you laughed. âAdopted or not, you truly are Thorâs brother. You Asgardians sure have a huge appetite.â
Loki smiled. Despite it being a teasing statement, it didnât feel aggressive, and so it drew a happy laugh from him. You had a charm to you he couldnât help but smile and feel like a kid around you.
âYouâre soâŠâ he growled with a big grin.
âAggravating?â you said with a weak smile.
Ah, that. He now regretted his words from the first day you two met. He was such a fool. He saw someone loud and bright and decided you were annoying. But while those first statements were true, you were a delight to have around. And a great baker.
âI should probably⊠a-ap⊠um⊠I havenât been the best God to be around⊠Ah⊠I want to⊠aâ apoloâ uhâŠâ
âApologize?â you smiled and he gulped, before nodding. âApology accepted. I havenât been the easiest person for you to deal with⊠Iâm sorry too. Want the last slice?â
Just like that? He didnât understand how he got away with it so easy. But the offer of the last slice made him nod and you served him the last bit of the pie. Your apology was a bit short too, but as you were placing the last slice on his plate, he noticed your face turn bright red. You didnât seem much better at apologizing. But the effort was there.
He was flooded by a happy memory of his family.
He had failed to convince on of the pastry chefs to make him a pie. He went to climb a special tree on his motherâs garden where he hid to self-contain his tantrums, knowing that his Seidr went out of control when he was upset.
He didnât know how long he was up there when he heard someone calling him. Frigga.
âLoki? Child? Are you up there?â a voice called him.
âNo! Iâm not!â he whined.
He heard Frigga laugh and a sudden sweet aroma filled his nose that made his anger fade away. Apple pie.
âCâmon brother, you come down or Iâll go get you!â he heard Thor calling him playfully. He couldnât stop himself from laughing a little bit.
âIf he doesnât, I will!â a third voice added.
Loki jolted and jumped down from where was hiding from the tree, falling right on his fatherâs arms and both tumbled down onto the grass. Odin didnât often have enough free time to escape his duties and spend quality time around his family. But every once in a while, he sneaked out of his royal duties so all four could do something together.
The rest of the evening they sat together on Friggaâs garden to eat apple pie together, playing and laughing together, and this had been one of the rare occasions where he could outshine Thor, showing the new trick Frigga had taught him. Having the little flower he had picked jump from his hands and onto his brotherâs head now as a frog who screeched and fell backwards, making everyone burst out laughing.
It had been one of those happy days full of laughter and joy. Thor and Loki fought with wood swords and both parents chased their kids pretending to be a pair of Bilgesnipes but trapping them in tickle hugs only for both brothers to team up and try returning the favor to their parents⊠key word: tried.
Loki felt his eyes water a bit and he let out an airy laugh as he wiped his tears. He felt a bit foolish for letting all his anger and insecurities let him forget all those happy days. And letting himself and everyone in his family be drowned in royal duties as he and Thor slowly approached the age of one of them ascending the throne.
âHey, I didnât my apple pie was that goodâ you joked, but still passed him a napkin to clean his eyes.
âS-Sorry, no⊠yes, itâs um⊠itâs very good.â He said, feeling a knot on his throat. âThank you so much⊠for⊠f-feeding me. I hadnât eaten one of these in a few decades. It wasâŠâ
âNostalgic?â you finished the phrase for him, and he nodded. For a silver-tongued guy, he was very bad at expressing his feelings. âItâs okay⊠Just say the word and Iâll make more for you.â
He smiled and sighed as he wiped the last tears.
âThank you.â
âSureâŠâ you nodded and your cheeks turned red. âHey⊠uh⊠since you donât hate me anymore⊠maybe we could watch a movie together in the lounge room. Maybe. If you want.â
That made Loki laugh.
âI hated you?! You made it a ritual to disagree with me and get on my nerves, or do I remind you that you are half to blame for the two of us being in a lockdown?!â he said, but he found no anger in his voice, if anything he sounded amused.
The way your face contorted into a funny ashamed grimace made him bite the inside of his cheek to hold back a laugh.
âMaybe⊠but what was I supposed to do?! I thought you hated my guts!â
âPerhaps let your pride aside for a mission?!â Loki laughed.
âI could let my pride aside had you not mortified itâ you grumbled.
Loki froze for a second. The phrasing was different, but he knew exactly what you were referring.
âYou like Jane Austen?!â he gasped.
âYou like Jane Austen?!â
âI met her!â Loki exclaimed and casted an extremely old book, but it was extremely well kept. âI got this book. âI didnât come to earth often, but I loved to make little trips to get books. I got this book for my 848th birthday, itâs quite literally a first edition.â
âNo way!â you said fascinated as you looked at the book and skimmed through the pages and noticed a scribble and you nearly dropped on the floor. âITâS SIGNED?! I HATE YOU!â
You grabbed the book and ran.                          Â
âHEY! GIVE IT BACK, YOU THIEF!â Loki laughed and chased after you, feeling a flutter in his chest he had never felt.
He chased you around the compound and when he got in range he casted a concealment spell to protect his precious book but now you were in trouble.
Now, he knew you better than heâd ever admit, and he knew that you were one of those mutants that had quite literally god-like strength, just like the spiderling. Although your powers were limited to better stamina, superhuman strength and considerably better speed than an average mutant, but not quite outstanding in that group. And thank goodness because a weakness you had were two left feet and constantly having missteps.
Just like one that given the rush of adrenaline made you drop behind the couch and Loki jumped, sitting on your waist, straddling you with his legs and he struggled to pin your arms to each side of your head. Your faces inches away from each otherâs, your breaths were getting mixed from the proximity as you both panted after the chase.
Norns, you smelled like flowers and that delicious apple pie. And your lips, half parted were just so inviting⊠And⊠no one would know ifâŠ
Before he acted, you had pressed your mouth against his, kissing him fervently and he did not object a single bit, kissing you with a passion he hadnât realized he felt, always too busy with his misconception of you. But now that he had a taste of you he was going wild with the amount of desire in his gut. You were gorgeous, sexy, funny, caring⊠very⊠very sexy.
âIâm sorryâŠâ he breathed heavily. âI was an utter, bumbling fool⊠Iâm sorry⊠I was the aggravating one, and I judged you too fast.â
âIâm sorry too⊠I was stupid too, I got too defensive and aggressiveâŠâ you whispered against his lips, filling his body with warmth and electricity. âIâm so sorry for being a pain in the ass.â
âLetâs take this elsewhereâ he huffed breaking the kiss for just an instance.
And so, the lockdown with you went from punishment to blessing. Now the two of you couldnât get your hands off each other. One thing he had got right from the first meeting is that you gave him that aura of someone who was extremely affectionate. But he never imagined how good it felt to be on the receiving end of those affections. And you were a forced to be reckoned with, but you loved with the same ferocity you fought, and Loki couldnât love it more.
He had had lovers in the past, but it always felt transactional, like it was to get something from him, or he let his own insecurities sabotage his relationships. But this was⊠fun⊠easy. He no longer had any nobility titles on earth, and you refused to acknowledge him as a god in the literal sense. You treated him like an equal, you wanted nothing from him. You were purely and simply into him⊠and that made him madly into you.
But it all changed the second the rest started coming back from their lives on the outside world and return to the compound. Loki couldnât help but feel self-conscious about being lovey dovey in public, much less with someone he had sworn to despise. He knew heâd never hear the end of it from the others. But he couldnât help being captivated by your beauty, your kindness, your sense of humor, that body of yours⊠Damn, he was doomed. And you didnât seem to think much different because you also held back from your affections as soon as there was someone else around.
Wanda and Vision were the first one to return, but those two were in a forever state of honeymoon and barely noticed the world around each other when they were together. But not long after, the compound was full of everyone.
Loki would go insane on days like that because he couldnât shower with you with his devoted affections. It was like a nasty itch he couldnât quite scratch.
But it was noticeable that something had changed between the two of you, given you went from nearly killing each other on every interaction to agreeing on nearly everything. And Loki had stopped avoiding the kitchen where everyone gathered around you while you baked. Loki gained a pound or two since the two of you started dating since you always made apple pie especially for him and now, he never missed a single baked treat you made.
It even made him interacted a lot more with everyone else, which at first he considered a sacrifice, but after growing accustomed to the noise, he came to enjoy the company. It reminded him of those few days where his parents, Thor and himself would spend time just relaxing together. And he was sure that was exactly what Thor thought too.
âSo, you swear it on your life?â Tony asked.
âYes Stark, I swearâ Loki scoffed with a tiny smile. âJust because I was D. B. Cooper doesnât mean I caused every little historical mystery. I donât know who Jack the Ripper was. What he did was vile and disgusting, Thor and I only indulged on confusing humanity, not tormenting you all.â
âSwear it on the name of the love of your lifeâ Clint said holding his beer.
âWhat?!â Loki said, tensing up, fearing the two of you had been caught.
âI donât know, you donât have a wifeâŠâ the archer shrugged. âJust swear.â
âI swear it, Bartonâ Loki said, feeling a bit relieved, but he eyed you and he noticed you had pursed your lips, unsuccessfully fighting a smile and he felt a fuzzy warmth running around in his chest. âBut⊠we may or may not have something to do a certain lost tomb of an ancient queenâŠâ
âNO!â Tony gasped with an incredulous but fascinated smile.
Thor rubbed the back of his neck with an apologetical smile. âSorry about thatâŠâ he apologized and his crewmates started bombarding him with questions. He was so lost in the conversation he failed to hear you calling for him until you raised your voice loud enough for everyone to hear.
âLoki, cupcake?â
âYes?â he responded in automatic.
He immediately realized his mistake when he saw the tray of cupcakes in your hand. You were not calling sweet petnames. You were offering him a treat. Everyone was looking at him weirdly.
âAre you asking me or telling me?â you saved the situation quickly.
âI do⊠want a cupcakeâ he clarified, clearing his throat to not sound nervous.
âExtra cake frosting for frost not so giant?â you smiled teasingly.
âSure.â
And there had been a few more slips here and there. From how much time you two spent together lately, how you always sat together to sneak little caresses under the table to reaffirm your mutual love even if in secret. Or even developing an acute hearing to kiss as passionately as you could when no one was around which led to a few close calls. Or a few night heâd sneak into your room (and vice versa) to spend the night.
And it slowly became more noticeable to the one person who knew him best, or well, at least for the longest time.
Loki had been invited to see a racecar event on the TV with Thor, Romanoff, Stark, Barton, Banner, Rogers and the rest of the guys. You had declined the invitation, more interested in trying a new recipe and unfortunately for Loki you two had decided that itâd be better for keeping face if Loki joined the others and socialized with the group instead of going to watch you bake. And just like that, Loki was stuck watching a bunch of cars running in circles with a now nearly empty glass of Asgardian ale on his hand.
âSo⊠you and our little pastry cook, hm?â Bucky asked, drinking his own glass, that had just a bit of Asgardian ale to make up for the super-soldier resistance to alcohol, making him slightly tipsy. âHappy for you.â
âWhat?â Loki asked, his body stiffening.
âItâs clear you feel a little something-somethingâ Tony wiggled his eyebrows. âHave you done anything about it yet?â
âYou betâ Natasha chuckled. âWhy do you think they argue way less lately? Missions hadnât been this easy in so long!â
Loki felt his cheeks warm, but he simply hid behind his glass under the excuse to drink more.
âCongratulations, brother!â Thor grinned from ear to ear.
âYouâre all straight up delusional!â Loki blushed profoundly.
Everyone laughed loudly at Lokiâs reaction, very evidently not believing a single word. He was so embarrassed, and he couldnât help the hot blush on his face that went all the way to his ears.
âCâmon⊠tell us the truth!â Tony elbowed his ribs, making Loki jolt, which was noticed by the inventor. âWhat was that?â
Thor spoke before Loki could come up with an excuse.
âAh, my brother is awfully ticklish!â Thor smiled brightly. âHe used to love getting tickled when we were little.â
âTHOR!â Loki protested with his face red like a tomato. âN-No, Iâmâ I was a child back then!â
Everyone smiled at him in a way that made even the god of mischief want to run for his life. But Thor knew him well, and before he could escape, and he had put him in an arm master lock, and Loki started squirming to break free, but of course, in a one of one, Loki would never beat Thor in terms of physical strength. Everyone exchanged looks and Loki knew exactly what they were thinking.
âOhoho! I like how you think, Sparky.â Tony chuckled letting his drink to the side, also grabbing Lokiâs drink not to waste it.
âThat brings back memories, eh Bucky?â Steve chuckled, exchanging an affectionate smile with his best friend.
âAnd if my memory works correctly, it was a good way to make you talkâ Bucky agreed.
âLetâs see if it works for Loki TOOâ Steve said and left his beer.
Everyone had forgotten the race on the TV and their drinks to focus on the currently helpless Loki.
âAll of you! If you even dare to lay a single finger on me, I swear I willâ ACK!â Loki was cut off my a light poke on the side by Natasha. His face burned. âDONâT!â
Everyone was giggling at the reaction from the young god. Loki could only squirm and tug against his older brotherâs grip.
And with that, everyone jumped on their former enemy. Poking and prodding the God of Mischiefâs torso. Loki tensed up and held his breath eventually letting out a few laughs, still doing his best to refrain his laughter. He wanted to hold back, but every nerve that was being tormented begged him to laugh.
âThis could easily end if you admit you are datingââ Tony teased.
âIâM NOHOHOT!â Loki yelped, cursing himself for the laughs that escaped past his lips.
A part of him wanted to just get over it and admit how helplessly in love he was with you, he could easily start demonstrating the world how much he loved you. But he knew neither he or you was ready to deal with the teasing itâd unleash, and even if you were ready, he wanted to do it together, not because it was tortured out of him.
âMan, heâs more ticklish than my kidsâ Clint laughed as he squeezed Lokiâs left ribs.
âOh, I was just going to say thatâ Tony laughed, but I squeezing Lokiâs lower stomach. âHeâs a lot feistier though, Morgan would already be in a giggle fit if I tickled here, below her belly button.â
âYeah, but your kids donât have an ego to protectâ Natasha laughed as she wiggled her fingers along Lokiâs right armpit.
Banner was a lot nicer in the sense that he wasnât teasing him, but the constant squeezes above his kneecap had Loki twitching.
âI think heâs gonna explodeâ Steve chuckled as he poked and scribbled along Lokiâs side. âThis could all be over if you just admit you are seeing a certain someone we all know you are dating.â
âWE AHAHAHAHA- WE ARENâT!â Loki laughed. âI SWEAR! LET ME GO YOU BUNCH OF- NOHOHOHOHO! NOT THERE! NOHOHOHOHO! STOP!â
Now Lokiâs face was a dark shade of red and he was laughing his head off. It made everyone freeze a little. He was squirming as if he was being exorcised.
âWoah! Heâs losing it!â Steve jumped. âWho did that?â
âThat would be meâ Thor smiled innocently.
Everyone moved his hands to reveal Thor contorting his arms in a rather uncomfortable manner although very effective position where he kept Lokiâs arms raised and stuck in a Y as he was now drilling his fingers against the spot little crevice at the bottom of each armpit, and right where the armpit met the upper ribs. And Loki was going crazy.
And rather than showing him any sort of mercy everyone else resumed their tickle attacks.
âDammit Thor, you mean defeating your little brother could have been this easy?â Clint laughed. âWe couldâve spared us all of his New York invasion! We couldâve just tickled Loki until him pissed himself!â
Gods no, if at this point they were now friends âor at least, had a cordial relationshipâ and they were about to tickle him to death he might have actually died if they pulled a stunt like this when they were, in fact, trying to kill him. Tears of laughter were already streaming down his face like a river and his stomach ached from the overexertion.
But Loki still refused to betray your trust. There was only one other option left for him: swallow his pride.
âHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEASE! OH GODS PLEASE, I CANâT HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! I CANâT TAKE IT! I YIELD! PLEASE! PLEASE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!â
Oh, the things he did for love. They wouldnât let him forget it, but he felt his stomach was gonna explode if he wasnât allowed to catch his breath.
âOh, begging? Okay, I think he might be seriousâ Steve laughed.
âI AM! PLEASE! HAHAHAHAHA! THOR PLEASE!â Loki begged, and uttered the words he hated telling Thor the most. But the words that always made him stop: âYOU WIN, BROTHER! STOP!â
Now Thor knew Loki was serious, and he let go of his arms, thankfully everyone else followed, sparing the God of Mischief from the horrid of fate of die laughing. Loki immediately curled up in a ball, he coughing and panting, desperately trying to catch his breath.
Everyone was giggling around him, all completely unaware that you had been around the corner, and you had watched the whole thing.
Days later, you two had the house for yourselves and decided to put a movie Loki would like and sat on the couch to cuddle during the evening, enjoying each otherâs warmth. He admitted that just staying home in baggy clothes and have your arms around each other for hours and hours. And the green sweatshirt you got him was extremely comfortable.
Although as usual, the movie was quickly ignored in favor of kissing each other. You were the sweetest kisser he had the blessing to encounter, you kissed him and caressed him with a love he had never met, you always either cupped his face, played with his hair or caressed his body, but you always sent him into a sensorial state of bliss.
You were such a lovely thing.
âMmm, you choose such good moviesâ Loki joked and chuckled with his lips against yours. âSo engagingâŠâ
âOh, hahaâ funnyâŠâ you giggled and rolled your eyes.
He looked at you with a self-satisfied grin as you looked annoyed.
âOh, câmon darling, I love youâŠâ he smiled.
âYou swear, baby?â you said in a tone that made Loki tilt his head, knowing you were trying to say something.
âWhat do you mean, love?â he asked.
You smiled and placed your hand on his sides, making him jolt.
âA-Ah⊠Darling⊠W-What are you doing?â he asked with a nervous smile.
âI may have learned something about my lovely prince the other dayâŠâ you said flirtatiously. âSomething fun~â
âOh, i-is that so?â he smiled nervously, already having a good idea of what was this discovery of yours. âI-I donât like the sound of thatâŠâ
âOh, câmon, honey⊠please!â you wrapped your arms around him in a happy hug. âPlease let me tickle you⊠Everyone got to tickle you. I want my turn!â
Oh, so he was right. He felt a sense of dread and mild panic. He still hadnât mentally recover from the group attack from the other dayâŠ
âYour turn?!â Loki gasped out, and panicked at the sight of your determination to tickle him. âN-No⊠Darling⊠Please no, honey⊠Please, Iâm awfully ticklish⊠Iââ
You smile widened from ear to ear from excitement. Loki realized that he was burying his own grave, as the more he argued, the more you wanted to tickle him. He sighed.
âIs there something I could do to convince you to not tickle me?â he said with a pleading expression.
âNot at allâ you smiled in that way that brought gods âspecifically, this godâ to his knees.
He accepted defeat like a gentleman.
âAlrightâŠâ he smiled and rested his hands behind his neck, letting himself vulnerable for you. âBut when I say stop, you stop. Deal? I mean it when I say Iâm very ticklish, and you could get hurt, I canât control my magic when I get overwhelmed.â
âOoh, a safe-word already? So naughtyâ you giggled, making his cheeks flush and groan.
âJust get it over withâŠâ he sighed, finding a weird tingle on his belly. A bit of excitement, perhaps.
You nodded and sneaked your fingers with ease under his hoodie, and it was baggy enough to provide no hinderance to your fingers. Wearing a tank top wasnât the greatest idea in retrospect. He let out a few giggles already.
âOh nornsâŠâ he chuckled and sucked in a gust of air to keep his composure when you gently brushed along his sides.
Despite he being completely free to move, and you were only one person⊠he was struggling not to burst out laughing more than when he was teamed up against. Perhaps it was the clothing, or the fact that you made him way more nervous than anyone else in the world. But he was already letting out a few giggles.
âEhehehehe⊠D-Darling⊠Please!â
You were utterly delighted. Loki was the cutest thing in your eyes, and being able to make him giggle like that was a treasure.
âOhohoho gods! Love please, gohoho eheheheasy on mehehehe!â he laughed. âI cahahanât stand it!â
You smiled in adoration and ran your fingers along his lower belly, gently gracing along his waistline and he placed a hand over his mouth and looked away to get away from you, too flustered to look you in the eye. He was the strong and mighty God of Mischief⊠How could you render him so helpless?
âHahahaha! Pffft! Ackâ!â
Oh, but you cruel thing, you quickly took advantage of his raised arm to tickle his armpit making both arms shot down to his sides in a louder giggle fit. He still was afraid to try fighting back, but his body started responding on itâs own and his hands shot to your wrists. But he quickly got nervous. He had severely underestimated how badly he weakened when he was tickled and your superhuman strength. Curse you, mutants.
âNohohoho! Oh, nohohohoho! Stohohohop that! Lohohohohove!â he laughed as tears formed on the corners of his eyes.
All he could do was throw his head back and laugh against the couch as you laid on stop of him tickling him out of his mind.
Surprisingly he didnât mind it too much. He found himself liking the attention.
âHehehehe! Dahaharling! P-Plehehehehease! Please! No mohohohohore! Love, mehehercy!â he laughed weakly.
You giggled and stopped tickling him.
âAre you okay, pretty boy?â you giggled and leaned to kiss the tip of his nose, which made him smile.
âHehehe⊠heh⊠Oh, love, youâre vicious⊠hahahaâŠâ he chuckled. âThat was the worst torture Iâve endured in all of my life⊠hahaâŠâ
âCâmon, you loved itâ you smiled and kissed him.
It felt lovely the way Loki smiled into the kiss, even delighting you with a nice buzzing with the way he laughed into your lips. He simply irradiated happiness, and it was contagious.
âWhahatâs so funny?â you asked with a giggle.
âNothing, nothingâŠâ he smiled brightly and let out a loud contented sigh. âThis is just perfection⊠I love you.â
âAwwâŠ!â you cooed and hugged him tight. âI love you too, you ticklish cutie pie!â
Lokiâs face turned red and groaned, and cringing at the overly sweet pet name. And you knew it and openly did it to get him flustered, even adding a tooth rotting coo to your tone that got him super embarrassed.
âI-Iâm not aâŠ!â he smiled, a bit flustered.
âYes, you are!â you giggled and started tickling him again.
âAHH! Hahahahaha! Let me go! Hahaha!â he laughed as he tried to push your hands away without risking to hurt you if he grabbed your hands. He even kicked against the armrest where his feet had been resting. He was âI cahahahanât- I surrender! Hahahaha!â
âHehehehe!â you giggle. âYouâre a sweetheartâŠâ
âYeah, I⊠yeah, I alright, you winâŠâ he chuckled and nuzzled your nose in the sweetest Eskimo kiss. âYouâre gorgeous.â
You smiled and wrapped your arms around him, hugging him in a nice hug with your chest pressed against his as he held you and let out a big yawn.
âSleepy?â you smiled softly and kissed his cheek and he looked at you with droopy eyes.
âItâs your fault⊠you tickle me too much,â he yawned again. ââŠitâs only natural I get sleepy after you tickle me halfway to insanity.â
âYou love it..â you smiled and snuggled and fell asleep within seconds.
Loki smiled as his hand stopped glowing from the sleeping spell and saw your relaxed form as you rested against his chest. He yawned, and relaxed more now that youâd stay and nap with him.
âI do love itâŠâ he smiled and kissed the top of your head he smiled and saw the little grin on your face as you slept with me. He sighed and soon drifted off to sleep in a nice and peaceful slumber as he left his hands on the small of your back.
He slept for so many hours, so peaceful and content. He was in such a deep sleep that he didnât notice when a few set of footsteps walking to the couch where you two slept.
âSee? I told you they were datingâ Steve whispered.
âI never said I disagreed!â Thor yell-whispered. âI know my brother enough to know when heâs infatuated.â
âCan you two shut up?!â Clint shushed them both, and as he pulled out his phone to take pictures. âThis is gonna be excellent blackmail!â
âYou gotta send them to me!â Tony demanded.
âCâmon guysâŠâ Natasha reasoned with an endeared smile. âItâs kinda cute, they look so happy together. Look at those smilesâŠâ
All the guys looked at Natasha in disbelief, even Banner looked shocked.
âDo you want the photos or not?â Clint asked.
âOh no, of course I doâŠâ she smiled. âSend it to me.â
Now the backlash of hiding your relationship would be a truly aggravating situation.
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