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we have to support bisexuals who nobody wants because they suck

#ic blogging

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we have to support bisexuals who nobody wants because they suck

#ic blogging

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we have to support bisexuals who nobody wants because they suck

#ic blogging

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hello little man what is your favorite video game

Hi little grey man! :^)

I’m what the ladies like to call a “gamer”. Men in Fortnite lobbies tend to call me other things that I can’t really repeat.

I realized while replying to this that I am honestly more of an arcade kind of guy rather than a sit at home gamer. Dad DID get us a communal family switch though so I might as well use it. I don’t use it that much though. The switch is totally lame. [Lie]

#ask #(did not expect him to be a rhythm gamer but he surprises me every time i draw him) #anon #(thank u for da fun ask) #juggy

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farrow did you die for real. or for fakes.

At least now I know how a bullet to the head feels! Newsflash: IT SUCKS!!!!!!!! At least now I can make fun of Dexter for thinking it’s so bad now, though. ‘Cause yeah maybe it is but maybe if I pretend it isn’t he’ll get all mad and it’ll be funny.

Anyways hi I’m sure this head wound will have no eggect on my brain’s functions. I typoed that word but I think eggect sounds funnier

#ask #anon #ignore the lack of scars its been a hot minute since i e drawn him

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#ic blogging #not an ask

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2/2

Well. I guess we solved that.

#art #((Happy april fools day theres the event)) #((He got his cake and fucking eated it too)) #blood tw #queued #not an ask #dexter #april fools

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1/2

#hi tumblr is glitching thisnpost out rlly bad pls ifnore it if it doesnt make sense or if panels r duplicated #not an ask #art #april fools #dexter

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Hey . I noticed in your bio you said you're a furry??? Care to elaborate? - 💙🔪

#I’m sorry. #ask #suggestive #????????????????????????????????????? #april fools #clive

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nice farrow i kind of wish you were erased from existence :/

what if that were you

#ask #april fools

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What do you see in the world, my friend?

I see a lot of things! A lot of trees, a lot of lampposts, a lot of innocent townies asleep in their homes, a lot of grass…

I was hoping the confirmed Sheriff would be willing to let me practice on him and give me some pointers. It’d suck if I visited, say, a surprise Veteran or something on the first night, right?

#ask #anon #the dawn of the final day #april fools #dexter #the fam #i promise im putting him down on time instead of keeping him around for weeks like dex and skuggy

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Farrow, when will you leave to be on your ooowwnn? youve got the whole wooorld to seeee

First night out as a sheriff yippee! Does he succeed or fail, nicepossums nation vote now on your phones…..

#ask #anon #yes unironically because i feel like itd be funnier if his fate was decided by 5 people who all hate him #Im off to play viddy games now goodbye. Event ends in one or two posts #april fools

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Bro just pick up a Moonlit Miami brochure and look at their lead strings player

Nope! No siree! Still straight and cis over here, I’m afraid! Just some strings player, we’re good!

#((this was an unrelated ask but i didnt know how else to answer it and this gives me the perfect opportunity)) #ask #anon #trecero #april fools

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dexter run it might be contagious

Genius idea! I’ll act like it’s contagious and see if it gets a response out of him.

…He’s still here, just in a different room now… Does he have any idea I could kill him in seconds if I wanted to? -🔪

#ask #anon #the fam #dexter #april fools

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I love wise Townie Guidance! I feel so Enlightened!

Hello Sheriff Farrow! Please don’t mind me or my gun, I am a Normal Townie like you :-) I’m looking forward to working with you to make Salem a More Wholesome and Peaceful Village!

Wowza! Howdy hey, fellow Townie! You have a beautiful gun, I assume you’re a respectable Vigilante or Veteran, or a modern Jailor! I also look forward to working with you, and making the town a safer place to live!

#DEAMON #OKHMGNGNBGMMFKKGH THIS IS SO CUTE #ALSO WERENT U THE ONE WITH THE VETERAN DUDE OR WAS THAT SOMEONE ELSE… also uh fuck it What about Red #fjshsjdf sorry i love how scrungly he looks in your style. printing it out and eating the paper #not an ask #reblog #april fools #friend art #um im sorry in advance to anyone who hasnt been online today and comes back to this #i made this aprl fools day joke up on the spot the moment i woke up and was conscious

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I'm convinced he's bewitched, you should probably punch him

Hm… I think that did the trick. Sure, I didn’t go all out on him, but just that should’ve been enough to knock anything that shouldn’t be in there out of h—

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…Guess this isn’t a witch problem or a demonic possession problem.

#(can you tell idk how to draw punches) #ask #anon #april fools #the fam #dexter

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You're still gnc as fuck

I was strictly trying not to be GNC! New role, new me, right? Guess I messed that up…No worries, I can just try again!

…The fuck did you guys do to him? - 🔪

#ask #anon #the fam #dexter #april fools