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happy pride month >:)

#funny #pride #lgbtq #happy pride month

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[stomach growls] me in fourth grade: AAAHH do you HEAR that???!!? that is ME.....turning into A WOLF!!!! thats right....I AM SECRETLY A WEREWOLF!!!!!! [stomach growls] the WOLF is INSIDE ME.....ITS GONNA ESCAPE RUN AWAY!!!!!! [kubrick stare] he's HANGRY.....!!!! [fifteen shitty drawings of nick from zootopia fall out of my folder]

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jeez ok so what happens on the 29th

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My dog might be a Russian sleeper spy 😬😳😨

#😰😰😰 #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

#homestuck

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literally every other 20th century self respectable private detection fiction writer: you may THINK the butler did it... but wait for this stroke of detective genius!!! haha surprise surprise! it's elementary, my dear watson!!!

critics: wonderful! ooo what a delight to have found out the real perpetrator of this intricate crime!

edgar allen poe, literally fucking pioneering a whole new fucking genre, in the middle of writing the first ever fucking piece of modern detective fiction: ORANGUTANG.

critics: huh

poe: THE ORANGUTAN DID IT.

#and the entire fucking detective process was him picking up a piece of orangutan fur and going #“huh it mustve been the orangutan” #FUCKING DAMN RIGHT IT WASNT PREDICTABLE #THAT THING DIDNT EVEN EXIST FOR THE FIRST WHOLE HALF OF THE STORY WHAT #WGERE THE HELL DID THAT COME FROM LMFAO

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Happy Ides of March Y’all, remember to stay safe out there 

#ides of march #HAHAHAHAHA

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We could have gotten this banger of an album cover

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fave excerpt btw

absolutely dead at this mid-2010's study of Tumblr i came across from simon fraser university... the whole thing reads exactly like a group of aliens huddling around some hippie from california discovering what "tom holland" and "prius" are.......

#tumblr #fandom #university research #test subjects #thought y'all oughta know if ya don't already #https://www.researchgate.net/publication/262246094_Tumblr_fandoms_community_culture #don't even know what to say about it #wonder what poor researcher had to go to what poor fandom for this #i 100% bet superwholock was involved #never thought the words and could be in the same article as and #idek

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absolutely dead at this mid-2010's study of Tumblr i came across from simon fraser university... the whole thing reads exactly like a group of aliens huddling around some hippie from california discovering what "tom holland" and "prius" are.......

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i'm live-laugh-lovin in my houseee in my houseeee againnnnn

#to the tune of hemorrhage in my hands

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“A Helping Hand”

#reblog because this is fucking awesome #comics #funny comics #space #eldritch being vs pickle jar

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when it's the shittiest fucking show but the soundtrack is banger

#steven universe #centaurworld #euphoria #go viva tu manera #greatest showman #teehee so many to list #but too many #>:) #hamilton #bahaha #have to say #helluva boss #interesting show but like the other half of these the fandom is just so goofy i cant deal lol

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#poll #polls #vanilla extract

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had to be there i guess

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not periods or commas but a secret third punctuation (tumblr tags)

#seriously #you dont get it anywhere else #its like #TOTALLY HUHHHH #see what i MEAN #AHH #.