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27, dead inside, riding the wave we call life. I'm a bad bitch with a kind and caring heart, I also cry a lot. Be yourself, eat bread, drink wine, binge hobbies, stay weird, skate or die.
Bonjour, it's-a me, Alex! You can call me Fang. I was hatched on January 15th in a snow storm, it was definitely chilly that week. 🥶
I'm a part-time Actor, Aspiring Voice Actor, Professional Wag! Dog Walker, a long-time Cosplayer(13+ years), and Model for Cryptic Productions.
Ally for LGBTQ+ rights, #BlackLivesMatter, #StopAsianHate, #IStandWithArmenia, #IStandWithUkraine. I speak English, some French, and a bunch of sarcasm. Scientifically my blood is actually made of 110% wine... I have a horrible croissant habit that I'm definitely never gonna work on at all so there's that. I'm Armenian, Greek, English, Italian, French, Irish, Scottish, Welsh, Norwegian, Maltese. Catch me on DisneyXD, Hulu, Snap Originals, Lifetime Christmas movies, a horror film, and other things to come. I don't smoke anything but I'll out drink you with the Irish part of my heritage and left kidney. Only Fans is alexcryptic.
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HEY GUYS!! 💁🏻♀️
Voting has opened for Maxim Cover Girl Competition!
It's free to vote once a day If you could please go leave a "free vote" that would mean so much!
I've never attempted something like this before so I'm definitely stepping out of my comfort zone. 🤸🏻♀️
Let's see how far I can get in this! 🙏🏻✨
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You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care
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RYAN GOSLING
"I'm Just Ken" wins Best Original Song at the 29th Annual Critics' Choice Awards (January 14, 2024)
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New Profile Pic, been awhile
The only times you would ring me up, was to bring me down.
I needed to realize, this wasn't the one I was meant to be around.
The only times you would feel in control, was whenever I was on the ground.
I needed to stand up for myself, and know I wasn't gonna buy that gown.
The only times you would shed tears, was to put on a show.
I needed to force myself to break away, in order to grow. 🍂
#beautiful#beauty#cute#pretty#photography#photoshoot#black hair#blue eyes#actor#gorgeous#stunning#modeling#model#forest#trees#nature#art#poet#poetry#poem#poems#author#writer#artist#sexy#outdoors#mountains#cozy#cozy cabin#aesthetic
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to feel unwanted is the worse thing
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i feel disconnected from literally everyone and everything.
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can someone rip the anxiety out of me
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a handsy make out session would fix me
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One time I ate probably way too many mushrooms and I could feel my trip going bad. So, I turned to my roommate and I said something along the lines of,
"I feel amazing but I feel like this sensation has a price and I'm about to pay it."
To which he responded, "What are you, catholic?" And that knocked me so firmly out of my mental state that the rest of the trip was hands down the best time I ever did mushrooms.
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