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interesting fact i have titanium in my spine

#lmao

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#nom #kitties #lmao

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#kill it kill it kill it

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oh boy i sure do hope theres no arsenic in that chicken!! ^-^

#the adventure zone #taz balance

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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

#psa #add this to the list of things that make me wonder if i have a touch of autism

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I have one of those robot vacuums but there's a mirror in the house low enough to the ground that the lidar scanner can see a nonexistent room in the reflection so on the navigation map it's generated I have a room that doesn't exist that I have to forbid the vacuum from entering.

#lmao

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✨Wilson's second dinner!✨ Do you have a cat like Wilson? Something tells me he's not the only cat that does this!!

This comic is from 😼Cats & Snacks🍿 - our most recent Our Super Adventure comic collection!

Also, hey! Our new tees and stickers are now available over at shop.oursuperadventure.com ! ♥️

#kitties #lmao

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i want to take the characters from the bear and put them in dungeon meshi

#lmao #dungeon meshi #the bear

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#num num num num #kitties

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#standard ace attorney case so far #ace attorney

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

#me

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truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest

#house md #so true tho

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hater of socks

#lmao

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my neck hurts AND I'm gay

#lmao

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#lmao #sneaky!!!!! #puppies

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#me #why IS it the only way to effectively scratch a palm itch

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I got actual work done this weekend but more importantly I drew PAM WHO DEATH FORGOT

#i was watching a streamer i like play fo4 earlier and he just greeted codsworth as metal husband #it threw me off so hard because he is so far removed from the mcelroy-esque humor circle of shows and streamers imo #monster factory #the final pam