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happy anniversary to season 2!

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annotating six of crows and the funniest part of annotating the ice court heist is just trying to keep track of where tf kaz went in each scene lmao

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Kaz and Inej - Six of Crows

Artist: @budge_chick

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More soc memes cos I'm in a post slump:

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unbelievably specific modern things the crows would love. too bad they live in a late-1800s fantasy world

Kaz: screenshotting nfts, those web weaving posts about dog metaphors, leaving people on read, stealing from the self checkout in supermarkets, emo phases, wearing headphones but not actually listening to anything so they're just there just as a conversation deterrent, winding up scam callers, escape rooms, pretending to know nothing about pop culture in order to annoy people, playing solitaire online, Knowing A Guy for everything

Inej: social media sleuthing, posting goodreads quotes, strictly come dancing, snoopy, easily accessible climbing shoes, mr darcy, shouting at the screen when someone's judged incorrectly on a competition show, getting unbelievably competitive about wii sports/duolingo scoreboards/goodreads goals/animal crossing islands/air hockey, texting..... With loads of elipses... Like your parents.... and dropping unprompted wisdom in them.....

Jesper: neon clothes, the 💯 emoji, making everyone as miis on tomodachi life but being so bad at it that kaz and nina's miis end up getting married, lisa frank art, scamming people on depop, cheap jewellery that makes you go green, complaining about how cottagecore videos don't correctly represent the Rural Farm Life, shitty 2000s club bangers, the kitsch movement, giving your car a name, hoiking your novelty socks really high so everyone can see them, shitty christmas films, first person shooters

Wylan: speedpaint videos, joe hisaishi, being judgemental about other people's spotify wrappeds, djungelskog, that gif of the japanese mascot costume running through a bunch of explosions, watching weird low-budget adaptations of shakespeare plays with kaz, those arcade crane games, piercing your own ears with a needle and a lighter then being somehow surprised when it gets infected

Matthias: making an instagram account in-character for your dog, posting low-quality graphics of inspirational or biblical quotes on facebook (yk the ones w the landscape or sunset behind them), taking frowning selfies from below like your granddad does, viking media of any sort, buying dozens of identical t-shirts from big tesco, mixing up celebrities all the time, perpetually caving and giving the scouts/guides/youth groups/football clubs/carollers/etc money for their fundraisers

Nina: making bait posts online in the style of 'why can't we just print more money', period dramas, wearing huge mother of the bride style hats to weddings, saving recipes/crafts/art ideas on tiktok and then never actually doing them, pink gin, tiktok edits of fit celebs/characters, 3 hour video essays abt pop culture, saying 'break up with him' in response to every relationship woe, buying cheerful tat from flying tiger

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SOC CHARACTERS / GREEK GODS (1/6)

kaz - hermes

(inej / jesper / wylan / nina / matthias)

(six of crows / homeric hymn to hermes / mercury / hermes (detail), 1866, jonnard after william blake richmond / epithets of hermes / souls on the banks of the acheron / shadow and bone season 2 / epithets of hermes / six of crows / crooked kingdom / seated mercury at the langelinie, copenhagen / shadow and bone season 1 behind the scenes / homeric hymn to hermes / six of crows / wikipedia / six of crows)

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SOC CHARACTERS / GREEK GODS (2/6)

inej - artemis

(kaz / jesper / wylan / nina / matthias)

crooked kingdom, detail from diana cazadora by arturo michelena, six of crows, orphic hymn to artemis, six of crows, six of crows, sophocle's oedipus tyrannos, wikipedia, euripides' hippolytus, crooked kingdom, shadow and bone season 2, diana the huntress by bernardino cametti, euripides' hippolytus, crooked kingdom, wikipedia, six of crows

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They will see each other again.

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ily soc inconsistencies. number of slat stair flights (3 in soc 4 in ck). inej soc chap 10/12 explosion induced magic shoe swap. mwah

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had to kanejify this one

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we as a society do not talk enough about Kaz Brekker getting personally warned off a job by Pekka Rollins himself, and the bastard proceeds to immediately show up at none other than PEKKA'S OWN CLUB to follow a lead for said job

like the sheer fucking Audacity of this bitch

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literally kaz and wylan in that one scene

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Chapters: 102/?

Summary: She’s really not their child, they promise. Unfortunately, she has other ideas: Cue the Parent Trap, but with trauma.

Ch. 102: Jordan attends her first class. Alby has a breakthrough.

Ch. 102 of the kanej child acquisition is posted! I am back after a very very long break with an apology and a new chapter.

#inej ghafa #kaz brekker #six of crows #kanej #grishaverse #kanej fanfic #kanej fanfiction #kanej fic #shadow and bone #six of crows fanfic #six of crows fanfiction #six of crows fic #crooked kingdom #soc #fanfiction #ao3

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Never love an anchor is a kanej song i dont make the rules

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six of bunny hare rabbits

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forever obsessed with her

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so so much

Kaz Brekker canonically swallowed a bomb and regurgitated it every two hours and I feel like as a fandom, we talk way too little about this. Wtf is wrong with this kid