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soup dumplings in mapo tofu (x)

#IN MAPO TOFU????????????? #GET OVER HERE #food tw

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poll suggested by @imonlyhereforcrem

#THIS is what the people want to know tbh #somebody has to start

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Quark: I gotta go. I'm doing hot girl shit. (does nothing)

#oh LITERALLY same #ds9 #to boldly go

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Things we needed more of: Ituralde and Bashere being Battle Bros.

#davram bashere my beloved #perfectly walking the line between Daddy and pathetic malewife #but it was a beginning

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

#legitimate guffaw aloud

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#beer by not a small margin #beer is my bestie #wine and i fuckin hate each other

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′′ the saint ′′

#most polish-ass photo ive seen in my life #im not even checking where its from #even if it isnt it is

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Obsessed with that one scene in Dune when Duncan Idaho is killed by Macbeth Delaware.

#oh nice #words words words

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emily axford i'm in love with you. please read our wives under the sea by julia armfield

#EMILY AXFORD I LOVE YOU AND WOULD DIE FOR YOU #emily let's talk about the green bone saga PLEASE #dimension 20 #i guess????

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wear robes do magic serve cunt

#im doing my part!!!

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#laugh rule #i tried to scroll away but i kept coming back #lotr

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oh no girlies, I don't think we can pop-six-squish-uh-uh-cicero-lipschitz our way out of this one

#no such animal #save me cell block tango #cell block tango save me

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#this post came for my fucking life holy shit #i put matilda bc she's the one i think i would want to BE #but so many of these girlies are my dear dear friends

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#literally #girl girl magical girl girl #pmmm

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🙁?

#the caption TOOK ME OUT #nsfw text

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modern theon gets electrocuted by his strawberry mango lollipop sizzle flavored vape on the clock at his minimum-wage fast food job and passes out and hits his head on a shelf of molding bread and barbrey (shift manager) wakes him up by burning him with the end of the cigarette she always has in the corner of her mouth and forces him to take orders even though he’s actively concussed and seizing and when it’s time for him to go home he wraps balon’s 30 year old truck around a tree because he’s seeing double and he calls asha for help she picks him up and drives him to the er and steals the bars of hospital soap while her brother’s brain is leaking out of his ears and balon writes him out of the will for the whole truck thing but by god does theon clock in for his shift the next day. roose (store manager) lets him sleep on the floor if he promises to not tell the police about the time ramsay locked him in the walk-in for three hours and jacked off on the other side.

#all true this is in adwd i read it there #winter arrives presently #we do not sow

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.