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egorax · 7 months
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Hey, what the fuck are worms
Like, they aren’t bugs, they aren’t mammals, what are they
Are they gastropods, protists, the physical incarnation God
WHAT THE FUCK ARE WORMS
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egorax · 7 months
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Deserved
Found this on Twitter, so I thought, why not posting it here and doing a tag game 😊
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Ok, I’ll go first
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If he is the reason, I’d go to prison gladly 🥰❤️‍🔥
Tagging: @killerqueen-ofwillowgreen @nic-214 @milkyway-ashes @dr-radiation @whitequeen-ofwillowgreen @sunsetdaydreamer @therockywhorerpictureshow @delicatelyfantasticninja and everyone 😊
Sorry if I forgot to tag some of you!
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egorax · 7 months
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This is potentially life saving information everyone should know.
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egorax · 7 months
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Boobs
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egorax · 7 months
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egorax · 7 months
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Minecraft seed
Uh...
Doing my physics homework and...
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egorax · 7 months
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i swear to god if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police
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egorax · 7 months
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Anyways, on a completely different note, I just got the best butt plug of my life and I feel like talking about it and I’m gonna make it everyone else’s listen
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So this fucking thing inflates inside of you
the image on the right is nowhere near the max, but it’s about as far as I was able to get it before almost passing out
This thing fucks with your head I mean I was lying motionless on the floor for like 20 minutes and seeing stars and shit
It took me a while to be able to walk again, and I went deaf in my left ear for like half an hour
I have never been so hard in my life
The best part of it is when you inflate it inside of yourself, and then push it out after without deflating it, after a while it leaves your asshole gaping like it just watched the twin towers fall
In conclusion, I don’t think my body will ever be the same again
15/10 I absolutely recommend this toy.
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been repeating this in my head all day
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egorax · 7 months
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Str*it people 🤮
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been repeating this in my head all day
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egorax · 7 months
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Anarchy time
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egorax · 7 months
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ARE YOU TODAY’S DATE?
BECAUSE YOURE 10/10
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egorax · 7 months
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Idk, I’m just gay and horny :3
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been repeating this in my head all day
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egorax · 7 months
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Even better
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been repeating this in my head all day
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egorax · 7 months
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P U T T H E M I N M Y A S S
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been repeating this in my head all day
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egorax · 7 months
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🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow
just because images of crucifixes cant physically harm us doesnt mean they arent still triggering, tag your crucifix pix j*sus chr*st
     silverstaked-deactivated2023100
oh? little bloodsuckers afraid of a tiny cross?
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🦇 carmilla-did-nothing-wrong Follow
literally what the fuck is your problem?
⚰ fangs4fags Follow
of course its a fucking hunter
🧛‍♀️ cadaverouscathy Follow
Why are there still hunters on this site?? @staff
☠ skellingtom Follow
silverstaked has literally sent my friend exorcisms before. nothing strong enough to send them back to hell but theyve been weakened for days because of it. block and report.
🐺 howlin4u Follow
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adding these tags from @vamplovingwolf theyre targeting werewolves too i guess
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we did it ghouls
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egorax · 7 months
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New rule: All memes must now be posted in the form of brain teasers
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