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Jisung: I talked about you to my therapist

Chenle: how flattering it is that you thought of me-

Jisung: she wants to see you too

Chenle:

Chenle: oh

#oops #nct dream #zhog chenle #park jisung #nct #incorrect quotes #chensung

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Winwin: I once saw Xiaojun smash an entire bag of cheetos to dust only so he could lick it off his fingers

Xiaojun: the forbidden dip lolly

#wayv #incorrect wayv quotes #xiaojun #winwin #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #meme

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"clearly you don't own an air fryer"

Daddy?? sorry sorry daddy? 😭

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I don't think I ever mentioned it here but hey I have a fanart account! I'm not really active there either but well, thought it'd be worth mentioning it :) since it's year of the rabbit i drew doyoung, but you can find johnny if you scroll down a little 👍

last year was johnny's, now it's his time to shine

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Hendery: man I love eating crabs. The way you have to destroy their hard shell, hurt yourself in the process only to get the tiny amount of sweet meat this once-living-treasure-box had?? It brings me back to the core of my wild animal self.

Kun: I don't think I have ever felt so disturbed in my life.

#i'm not dead!!! #wayv #kun #hendery #incorrect wayv quotes #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #kpop #incorrect texts

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Jaemin: open topic: paper straws

Jisung: a beautiful contribution to the eco friendly industry

Chenle: but most importantly, they absorb the flavor of whatever you're drinking, what makes them an extra snack for when you're done with your drink.

Jisung: *chewin on a paper straw* I can still taste my chocolate milk!

Renjun: turtles stopped choking on plastic straws for those two idiots be chewing on paper ones. Can we really call it evolution?

#nct dream #incorrect nct dream quotes #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #jisung #jaemin #chenle #renjun #kpop #meme

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haechan and renjun having an argument

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johnny, definitely johnny

#nct #johnny seo #i can picture the scene in my head already

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johnjae buying perfumes, jungwoo is the counter girl

my friend was testing perfumes out at the store and she sniffed a bottle and anounced "ngl this bitch kind of sucks" The girl at the counter suddenly looked really sad, and my friend was like "I'm sorry, I wasn't talking about you." And the girl looked up and said "No don't worry, I didn't think that, but I just crushed a ladybug with my shoe" We both took a peak over the counter. she'd stepped on a red m&m

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Johnny: I spit facts

Ten: try it in my mouth

Johnny: what

Ten: what

#i'm sorry #johnten #johnny seo #chittaphon leechaiyapornkul #nct #ten #wayv #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect texts #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #kpop #meme

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[in court]

Chenle (the lawyer): guiltysayswhat

Jisung (accused): *whispers* I ate your leftovers from last night

Chenle: WHAT

Jisung: THERE HE IS YOUR HONOR

Chenle: NO WAIT

#chenji #chenle #jisung #nct dream #nct #incorrect nct dream quotes #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect texts #kpop

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Taeyong: it's been 3 days since I asked you to take out the garbage, when are you going to do something???

Yuta: ok, fine! I'll stop procrastinating

Yuta: ...tomorrow

#i'm not dead apparently #nakamoto yuta #lee taeyong #nct #nct 127 #incorrect nct 127 quotes #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect texts #kpop

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post your lockscreen, wallpaper, the last song you listened to, and the last photo you saved

tagged by @what-if-nct , thank you so much for tagging me ✨

been changing my lockscreen a lot

I tag whoever want's to do this challenge :)

#pibmo

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[NCT playing Among Us]

Winwin: *kills someone in front of everyone and self reports*

Winwin: it's Johnny

Johnny: wHAT

Yuta: Johnny it is

Mark: yup, Johnny

Johnny: dude???

Taeil: bye big boy

Johnny: Jaehyun you're with me right?? Jaehyun??

Jaehyun, who's the other impostor: sorry dude, it is what Winwin thinks it is

#nct 127 #nct #wayv #dong sicheng #winwin #nakamoto yuta #johnny seo #jeong jaehyun #moon taeil #mark lee #incorrect nct 127 quotes #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect texts

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Yuta: quick, kiss me!

Johnny: *kisses Yuta* what for??

Yuta: nothing really, I just wanted to see if you'd kiss me

Johnny: oh

Yuta: and you didn't even hesitate

Johnny: ...

Johnny: can we test it again?

#nakamoto yuta #johnny seo #johnyu #nct 127 #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect nct 127 quotes #incorrect quotes #kpop #meme #nct

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Year of the tiger 🐅

#i never really promote my art in this account but hey hi hello I do fanarts sometimes! #this was just a silly doodle but i ended up liking it quite a lot #i don't post so often but the fanarts are mostly for practice since i'm not that confident with human anatomy yet #anyways i thought maybe some of you would like it

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[Doyoung wakes up 2am just to find Johnny in a dark kitchen biting a pepperoni sausage]

Doyoung: ...why

Johnny: because I'm a terrible human being *takes another bite* and I love pepperoni.

#idk why i couldn't get this dialogue out of my head when I was attacking some leftover pepperoni #not straight out of the sausage but still i was supposed to be asleep by the time #anyways i had to make it nct so yeah #nct #nct 127 #incorrect nct quotes #incorrect nct 127 quotes #incorrect kpop quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect texts #kpop #meme