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Incorrect quotes from Eclipse, 3CLIP5E, Partial Eclipse(being good-ish) and Total Eclipse because yes part 3.
*The squad has just arrived in a new city. Partial Eclipse looks around at the Wanted posters to see if it's on any of them*
3CLIP5E: Partial, are you a criminal?
Partial Eclipse: Not here, I'm not!
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*3CLIP5E talking about a Karen*
3CLIP5E: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
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*when the two plan cuddles*
Total Eclipse: Just say when.
Partial Eclipse: When.
Total Eclipse: I--
Total Eclipse: Now or later?
Partial Eclipse: Oh.
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*When Partial gets stabbed somehow*
3CLIP5E: Partial, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to Parts & Services.
Partial Eclipse: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
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*the problem children being idiots when near 3CLIP5E*
Eclipse: Wait if baby oil dissolves condoms, what does it do to babies?
3CLIP5E: Believe or not, babies and condoms are made of different materials.
Total Eclipse: It's like Rock Paper Scissors. Baby oil defeats condom, baby defeats baby oil and condom defeats baby.
Partial Eclipse: Rock also defeats baby.
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*When Eclipse gets his buttons pressed too much in one day*
Eclipse: Met a dumbass today. Awful.
Partial Eclipse: You looked in a mirror?
Eclipse: Someday you will have to answer for your actions and the decommissioning may not be so merciful.
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*When Partial is being weird and 3CLIP5E is stressed*
Partial Eclipse: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-
3CLIP5E: CAN'T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE?!
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(Not confirmed nor probably gonna happen Eclip5edZen aka Eclipse x Zen x 3CLIP5E poly)
Total Eclipse: So you're dating Eclipse?
3CLIP5E: What? No! I'm just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense.
Total Eclipse: That's literally a wedding ring.
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*When Eclipse doesn't know something and is near 3CLIP5E*
Eclipse: What are amphetamines?
3CLIP5E: Drugs that can go on land and water.
Eclipse: ohhhh.
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(3CLIP5E's pet peeve though idk if it's canon and Eclipse being dyslexic. Not meant to be mean or demeaning.)
Eclipse: There's no "i" in happyness...
3CLIP5E: There is if you fucking spell it right.
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*when Eclipse worries about an animal/insect*
Eclipse: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD'VE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD'VE HAD A FAMILY!!!
3CLIP5E: Eclipse-
3CLIP5E: It- it was an ant-
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FUCKING ECLIPSE!
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DCA Cult of the Lamb AU!
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I just DIED drawing so many refs NEVER again. (lie)
It be the idiot lamb who is so incredibly bad at their job of freeing the Fella Who's Patient and forming the actual cult itself that they are in actual need of help. The One Who Waits sends down his two guards/disciples to see if they can make a difference, and...it kinda works. Two fellas trying to do their job and one idiot freaking out and not handling what the hell is going on. Nothing could possibly go wrong here. ... except the fact that there are angy bishops and internal trauma and angst and-
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Sorry for being gone for so long, High school got me and I forgot to exist here as my Father Figure self. So my apologies my followers, mutuals and children.
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YES THEY'RE ALIVE!
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Shit KC's in trouble! And HE HAS A TINDER + IS A SOUNDCLOUD RAPPER?!
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Emergency!!!!
My roommate and I disabled and trans and have been going through hard times for a while now. We are supposed to be moving soon, but we've had to take out of our moving fund for rent. We are so close to being stable, we can't let things fall apart now. But my roommate also needs dental surgery, and antibiotics, and this weeks rent is due Wednesday.
I will do art for anyone who gives $50+ just contact me at my art blog @theartistrans The goal below covers our replacing what was lost from the moving fund, rent, transportation, and food.
This is so urgent dm me for proof or details!!!
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$creepiecrippl
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$100/$1,193
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More sluggy bois
Because... haha slugs
"Won't you smile for me, pretty pearl?" "Don't mind him, sweet fish~" "Can I help you... Angel fish?"
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Ruin is definitely a masochist and the Blood twins seem to have picked up on that in a way.
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NO THE BEAN!
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To my followers(if they wanna) and mutuals(if they wanna) do whatever with these emojis + creature + song(s):
🖤🗡😇 + Lamb + Drown With Me from League Of Legends mixed with Copycat by Billie Eilish and You Can Run by Adam Jones
Keep to this combination though but have fun designing the character for me.
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MOON
ASS
MONDAY <3
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Emergency!!!
My roommate and I are disabled and trans and next week we are moving to a place we will be living rent-to-own. This is great for us and will solve a lot of the issues we've been running into over and over, but it's also a lot quicker than we expected, and I expected to be making money from a job I onboarded for by now. We need first months rent there, last weeks here, and as little food as we can live off of + moving costs. I also had to raise the goal from the last post abt this because my roommate had to go to the Dr for a bad ear infection.
Dm me for proof or details!!!
I really don't mind. I will do art for anyone who gives $50+ just dm me at my art blog @theartistrans
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$creepiecrippl
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$422/$1,610
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I'm very concerned about Lunar.
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lesbians love and support our trans sisters 💖💖
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it's fucking hot!
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Emergency!!!
My roomate and I are disabled and trans and next week we are moving to a place we will be living rent-to-own. This is great for us and will solve a lot of the issues we've been running into over and over, but it's also a lot quicker than we expected, and I expected to be making money from a job I oboarded for by now. Basically we need a lot of help fast to make this happen. We need first months rent there, last weeks here, and as little food as we can live off of + moving costs. I may figure out ways to cover some of this and will update if I do.
Dm me for proof or details
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I will do art for anyone who gives $50+, my art blog is @theartistrans please message me there for that.
$creepiecrippl
V: @tab-99
$0/$1,410
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