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Put an egg in your ramen. Put scallions in your ramen. Put chili oil in your ramen. Put kewpie Mayo in your ramen. But nori in your ramen. Put tofu in your ramen. Put miso paste in your ramen. Put mushrooms in your ramen.

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🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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#mcyt #hermitcraft #smallishbeans #ldshadowlady

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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me <33

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Costco has these artisanal peaches. My betrothed and I first had them while staying with some friends. They’re the platonic ideal of what an amazing peach should be. They’re peeled and preserved in juice whole, and somehow they taste slightly like vanilla.

When we got home from our visit we picked up a jar for ourselves. They lasted a good long while. We finally went to get more- and they were gone. I was devastated. That was two years ago.

Every Costco trip since then has included a hopeful look for the amazing peaches. I never stopped dreaming they’d come back.

My health has gotten better and with my improved energy I’ve finally been able to take over some of the chores. So when my betrothed lamented not having time for a Costco trip last week I volunteered to go alone.

I was meandering down the aisle and then I saw them. The peaches. The promised fruit I had been denied for two years, perfect and golden in that Costco aisle. Orchestral music swelled in my mind and everything around me faded away as I beelined toward them.

I was stricken with peach madness. I got four jars. Sitting in the car afterward I tallied the expense. The peaches were fully a quarter of the Costco bill. I texted my betrothed to apologize for absolutely losing my head. They reassured me over and over that it was a luxury I deserved to indulge and that it was okay.

Tonight while holding a dripping perfect peach in my hands, eating it while standing over the counter, each bite the exact ripeness to have a little give but not too much, and my mouth full of vanilla and peaches I contemplated going to buy more.

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

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Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

#bro funny tags #lol #reject martyrdom embrace conquest #or whatever #and i do not mean only actively fighting someone #i mean even just withstanding the enemy on the hill until they decide to go home because they've realized they're beat by your sheer #willpower and devotion to the subject

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I have made the executive decision to subscribe with notifications to all the hermits. this will be a terrible idea but god I need to know what these blocky humans are getting up to in their spare time that is somehow some real humans job.

Before this post, I am subscribed with notifications to Grian, Joel, Skizz, Mumbo, and Scar. There are twenty seven hermits.

I'm also subscribed (w/out notifs) to Etho, Gem, Impulse, Pearl, Stress, and Tango.

Let's do this.

Also may I tell you about the bragging rights you get as a Joel Smallishbeans subscriber. You get the rights to laugh in his face when he asks you to subscribe. Do it.

Subscribe to Smallishbeans.

Checklist:

Bdubs! Cub! Doc! Etho! False! Gem! We already have Scar! We already have Grian! Hypno! Jevin! Impulse! Iskall! Joe Hills! Keralis! We already have Mumbo! Pearl! Ren! We've got Skizz! We got Joel! Stress! Joel! Tango! Beef! Wels! xB! Xisuma! Zed! Cleo!

This is going to go horribly. Probably.

(Also there is always the failsafe of pressing the un-notification bell because I will probably get overwhelmed and that is okay. Will still be subscribed.)

#girl you know there’s a website right? #hermitcraft #mcyt #hermitcraft 10 #hermitblr #hc10

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i think we should normalize demigods growing up to be average people. bc rick really went out there and said george washington and harriet tubman were demigods but just think about this for a second-

"ah yes that gas station attendant is a son of hermes, god of travelers"

there's simultaneously so much and so little potential here

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watcher grian design

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Soul yarn made from the fabric of universe itself

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percy: im passing the phone to someone who literally gave me grey hair after getting herself kidnapped at the ripe age of 13 making me go get her

annabeth:…im passing the phone to someone who got kidnapped and went missing for 7 months at the RIPE AGE of 16 and now has to wear an air tag on his camp necklace so he doesn’t get lost

percy:……im passing the phone to someone with abandonment issues

annabeth:…….im passing the phone to someone who uses humor to deal with the extreme trauma he lived through as a young tween

percy:………..im passing the phone to someone who’s literal mom is the goddess of wisdom yet she can’t read or spell

annabeth: im passing the phone to someone with daddy issues

percy: im passing the phone with daddy AND mommy issues

annabeth: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE-

grover: guys can i please have my phone back please i just want to ft my girlfriend please

i just love that their all friends and that that is what is first and foremost no matter that percy and annabeth are dating they were besties first so their silly and they’re annoying and i love them as a trio

#10k to me #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heros of olympus #hoo fandom #pjo fandom #hoo text post

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APPLE

#jschlatt fanart #jschlatt #schlatt #schlatt fanart #scu #slimecicle cinematic universe

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