grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow
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"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s
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hi guys i was recently selected to go on erasmus in Szeged, Hungary, should I accept? im a very gender non conforming looking guy and also pre-t, will I be fine there? is the government transphobic or homophobic? i mean i can tolerate a bit of transphobia, since the government here in Italy is transphobic and a pain in the ass. any answer is kindly appreciated <3
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just had chocolate pudding. health bar set to max!
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the perfect boyfriend: plays monopoly go for two hours then makes you cum five times
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new character development unlocked! he bottoms now
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There are only two mental illnesses according to people on the internet:
Innocent bean syndrome: You can never do wrong and got no agency. You will be infantilized on every occasion and are treated as a quirk.
Bad person syndrome: You are bad and an abuser. Your presence kills people.
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less “stop trans infighting lets all just make out” posts and more “lets reconsider our differences and come at the fight for our rights from a place that takes into account both our shared and differing experiences so we can work on real issues affecting us instead of deciding which kind of trans people is evil” posts
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every day i read the little posts on my little tumblr
every time i think, none of these words are in the bible
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happy new years! be a faggot!!!! thats an order! !
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'the naked man fears no pickpocket' well no he should since he's carrying coke up his ass
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the cis maternal urge to treat your trans son’s body like an extension of your own body, and to react to said trans son’s physical transition as if they might as well have just started hacking away at your own body with a rusty axe, really is something else.
my mom hasn’t seen my chest post-op at all because the idea of it is so awful to her that the one time we took my bandages off with her present, she ran across the hotel room to hide from it and started crying to my brother about it (yes, with actual tears). she drove an hour and a half with us at 5:30am to my post-op just to sit in the waiting room because she refused to come in and see me after the surgeon took the bandages off. my dad has been the only one helping me with recovery things like changing bandages and monitoring healing because she still won’t look at my chest.
and she says that’s because she loves me and cares about me. love is when you treat the body your child can finally live in comfortably like it’s your worst nightmare. apparently.
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defeating the chemical imbalance in my brain one frie at a time
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