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Him:"It's James now"

Me: YES SIR... YES SIRRRRRR!!!!!🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

vc:@//rosyed1t on tiktok

#hayden christensen #james kelly #hayden christensen x you #james kelly imagine #anakin imagine #anakin edit #smut #fuck me #hayden christensen edit #hayden christensen smut #anakin skywalker

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is your comfort character also a sad pretty boy with trauma and questionable morals or are you normal

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THIS PIC MAKES ME FERAL🗣🗣🗣🗣

I love him

#Hayden Christensen #star wars #damn he looks good

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Continuity photo of Hayden Christensen from scene 74.

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Me when Hayden Christensen...

#hayden christensen #so real #my man my man my man #hayden christensen x you

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honestly rachel needs to back the eff off and check herself or else she’ll really regret it

Or idk... maybe don't be a lunatic "fan"...

Saying she needs to check herself or she'll regret it sounds like a threat to me and yeah she might have done/said terrible things, but yall are getting pretty extreme and all of this is over Hayden Christensen, a man you had a million to one shot with... if you had one at all... so pack it up and stop hiding behind the anonymity.

#UNIspeaks #be fucking for real #thanks for the ask! #send anons #Hayden christensen #rachel bilson

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Fav Hayden movie

Shattered Glass. His acting in that movie is so underrated, and I read articles of people that worked with the real man, and they said Hayden's performance was eerily similar to the real Stephen Glass

#UNIspeaks #hayden christensen #shattered glass #thanks for the ask! #send anons

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“Get a load of this guy” likeee I’m trying!!!!!!!!!

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How many times do I have to point this out! Rachel said she never had an orgasm through vaginal penetration Like p in v sex.

But Tongues and Fingers and Clits exist! 😉

Doesn’t mean Hayden wasn’t making her cum in other ways. 🤷‍♀️

About 75% of women don't orgasm from piv alone anyway, so Rachel saying that shouldn't have been nearly as "shocking" as it was to some people. Most women only reach orgasm from piv alone 31-40% of the time.

I feel like Rachel says a little too much, but then again, she's like 42, so pop off if you want. But yes, their sex life 10+ years ago... really shouldn't have been aired out the way it was, lmao.

#UNIspeaks #hayden christensen #celebrity gossip #rachel bilson #thanks for the ask!

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seen your james kelly post, and so so real babe so real.

him in that whole ass movie, like GAH.

mechanic!hayden? absolutely need more.

the phone scene? where he answered the shop phone? drooling.

thats all its past my bed time :)

NO BC HIM WORKING UNDER THE CAR?! OHMYGAWD🫠

The bubble bath scene?! HIM ARGUING WITH FRANKIE OVER THE BANK HEIST?!

He was so fine in that movie omg!! Honestly his hottest character

#UNIspeaks #hayden christensen #james kelly

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Up at 3am wishing James Kelly would do a heist on my house so I can stowaway in the dufflebag

#UNIspeaks #james kelly #hayden christensen #SAVE ME #american heist

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I have lots of cake he can have & eat🤭

sn: When he talks, I cream🫠

vc:@//ioveanakin on tiktok

#hayden christensen #cake #🍑🍑🍑 #anakin skywalker #star wars #unispeaks #hayden christensen appreciation #hes so babygirl #anakin edit #anakin smut #anakin imagine #anakin fanfiction #anakin x reader #bye he's so fine