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phantom of the opera dream cast
this does not include the obc in the roles that they played. however some replacements / swings / understudies may be included and some of the obc may be included as diff. characters than they played. pls let me know if any of these people are controversial for any reason and i will change it, i have a million options for each character
carlotta giudicelli - kristin chenoweth
other option ; erin mackey
christine daaé - ali ewoldt
other option ; betsy wolfe
meg giry - sierra boggess
other option ; deborah cox
raoul de chagny - alfie boe
other option ; andy mientus
richard firmin - norm lewis
monsieur gilles andré - michael cerveris
the phantom of the opera - joe mcelderry
other option ; dan stevens
#phantom of the opera#kristin chenoweth#sierra boggess#betsy wolfe#deborah cox#andy mientus#norm lewis#michael cerveris#dan stevens#dream cast#musical theatre#theatre#cast
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Mean Girls | June 7, 2019 | Reneé’s Broadway debut!
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two weeks before the 1st performance:
tech kids hanging out in the house seats, lighting and sound crew just starting to figure stuff out
cast running all the dance numbers 129493 times, crying
first pairs of jazz shoes are spotted
ensemble mumbling like everything
running the show for the first time,,,, crying bc whAT ARE OUR CUES
leads still calling out for lines occasionally and ur director getting pissed
probs stopping as yall run the show
one week before the first performance:
ensemble crying in the corner bc they’re “not loud enough”
“?????” - band
tech kids are literally at school till 1am
set is coming together!!
leads are crying
!1!1!costumes
!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1 makeup
death
this is the time period when kids limbs or ankles start randomly breaking
someone: *coughs* “REPENT”
matinee!!:
literally everyone is sobbing backstage
quick changes killing people
inspirational speeches starting to happen
“WHERE THE HELL ARE MY JAZZ SHOES”
crew kids building their calm façade
internal screaming
lighting starts doing cool things
“dude the set looks so cool with the lights”
leads forgetting their lines simply bc of stress
“what’s that move again??”
“what’s our note again??”
places:
everyone just got done with traditions and there are probably a lot of raw emotions happening ajsjdjjdk
calm, not a sound backstage.
numbness
“im fucking serious what’s that move again?”
“what the hell is our note”
crew is getting calls over the boxes every 10 seconds
“where’s my fucking prop”
ur stage manager is probably crying
everyone is crying
band - “?????”
the show:
“aw shit i messed that up oh well tonight ill do it right”
band - “!!!!”
“i can’t cross when they’re dancing to move props can i”
literally everyone is SObbIgn after the last performance makeup who??
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optimal places to listen to these musicals
otherwise known as: “but theater is meant to be experienced live!!!” is a myth invented by capitalism
Anastasia: a sleepover at your best friend’s home
The Band’s Visit: in a silent house with the lights off and the curtains drawn
Be More Chill: in the safety of your room after an exhausting school day
The Book of Mormon: not in public
Dear Evan Hansen: a long drive home
Falsettos: walking around a city you don’t know well; it feels mundane and surreal at the same time
Hamilton: with friends on a road trip, yelling along and tripping over the words and laughing
The Last Five Years: stuck in an elevator with a stranger
Les Misérables: anywhere with a lot of durable furniture
Little Shop of Horrors: downtown, where the folks are broke
Natasha, Pierre, and the Great Comet of 1812: in an abandoned parking lot at 2 AM with Monster Energy in the cupholder and giant floodlights in the distance. And a hamster running on a wheel in shotgun just for fun.
Newsies: on the treadmill
Next to Normal: riding the subway, absorbing each word like you’re listening to a gripping audiobook, watching the world flicker by
The Phantom of the Opera: the shower, of course, so that you can sing along
Spring Awakening: sitting in an empty playground
Tuck Everlasting: laying in the sun, the scent of grass in the air
Waitress: returning to visit a favorite place from childhood, bracing your heart for the ways it has changed
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lies theatre kids tell
“I’m happy with even the smallest role, as long as I get to be part of the show!”
“I didn’t get a callback, but it’s fine, I wasn’t that invested anyway.”
“Yeah, I can do (insert special skill)!” *cut to: them frantically watching YouTube videos at 3 AM*
“I’ll finish my homework before rehearsal so I won’t have to do it tonight.”
“I’ll get ahead on studying this weekend so I don’t have to do it during the week.”
“I’m not getting sick!!!”
“I didn’t touch the prop.”
“I don’t like drama.”
“I’m off-book!”
“Tech week is going well.”
“You don’t have to come!”
“I’m not nervous.”
“I messed up once, but it’s no big deal!”
“I quit. I’m never doing theatre again.”
“I’m so glad this show is over.”
“I’m going to take some time away from theatre before doing another show.”
“Let’s hang out sometime!”
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les misérables dream cast
this does not include the obc in the roles that they played. however some swings / understudies may be included and some of the obc may be included as diff. characters than they played. pls let me know if any of these people are controversial for any reason and i will change it, i have a million options for each character
jean valjean - idris elba
other choice : lin-manuel miranda
javert - aaron tveit
fantine - phillipa soo
other choice : scarlett johansson
young cosette - milly shapiro
gavroche - finn wolfhard
other choice : jace norman
enjolras - jonathan groff
other choice : jeremy jordan
marius - derek klena
other choice : mark vincent
eponine - karen olivo
other choice : sara bareilles
cosette - sierra boggess
other choice : kelli o’hara
#les mierables#theatre#playlist#idris elba#aaron tveit#phillipa soo#milly shapiro#finn wolfhard#jonathan groff#derek klena#karen olivo#sierra boggess
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wicked dream cast
this does not include the obc in the roles that they played. however some swings / understudies are included. pls let me know if any of these people are controversial for any reason and i will change it, i have a million options for each character
elphaba - samantha barks
other choice : cynthia erivo
glinda - kristen bell
other choice : annaleigh ashford
fiyero - ansel elgort
other choice : aaron tveit
wizard - lin-manuel miranda
other choice : hugh jackman
morrible - audra mcdonald
other choice : idina menzel
nessarose - emma watson
other choice : anna kendrick
boq - daniel radcliffe
other choice : darren criss
dillamond - morgan freeman
other choice : eddie murphy
#wicked#dream cast#playlist#theatre#samantha barks#kristen bell#ansel elgort#lin manuel miranda#audra mcdonald#emma watson#daniel radcliffe#morgan freeman
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hamilton dream cast
this does not include the obc in the roles that they played. however some swings / understudies are included. pls let me know if any of these people are controversial for any reason and i will change it, i have a million options for each character
hamilton - oscar isaac (inside llewyn davis)
other option : sam mackay
burr - ramin karimloo (the phantom of the opera)
other option : john legend
eliza - lea salonga (miss saigon)
other option : beyoncé
jefferson - idris elba (the wire)
other option : ramin karimloo
lafayette - donald glover (30 rock)
other option : todrick hall
angelica - cynthia erivo (the color purple)
other option : gina torres
washington - norm lewis (dessa rose)
other option : common
mulligan - o’shea jackson jr. (straight outta compton)
madison - drake (degrassi: the next generation)
king george - neil patrick harris (doogie howser m.d.)
other option : michael ball
peggy - rihanna (music of the sun)
maria - leigh anne pinnock (little mix)
other option : eva noblezada
laurens - michael b. jordan (fruitvale station)
philip - chance the rapper (acid rap)
#hamilton#oscar isaac#ramin karimloo#lea salonga#idris elba#donald glover#cynthia erivo#norm lewis#o’shea jackson jr.#drake#neil patrick harris#rihanna#leigh anne pinnock#michael b jordan#chance the rapper#musical theatre#dream cast
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has this been done? it’s been done. I hate myself
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a playlist for missing people
listen to all these songs and more here
400 lux lorde
a thousand years christina perri
breathe me sia
castaway 5 seconds of summer
dark paradise lana del rey
everything i own the front bottoms
fix a heart demi lovato
give me love ed sheeran
half a heart one direction
i hate u i love u gnash, olivia o'brien
just give me a reason p!nk, nate ruess
kiss me ed sheeran
love you goodbye one direction
my happy ending avril lavigne
not about angels birdy
one ed sheeran
photograph ed sheeran
running low shawn mendes
say you won't let go james arthur
the scientist coldplay
unkiss me maroon 5
we don't talk anymore charlie puth, selena gomez
young girls bruno mars
#lorde#sia#5 seconds of summer#playlist#pop#grunge#music#lana del rey#ed sheeran#one direction#shawn mendes
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a playlist for moving on from past relationships
also called ; boys r dumb
listen to all these songs and more here
50 ways to say goodbye train
all too well taylor swift
best thing i never had beyonce
coming down halsey
do re mi blackbear
ex's & oh's elle king
fuck you ceelo green
gives you hell the all american rejects
hot n cold katy perry
irreplaceable beyonce
jason's song ariana grande
king of anything sara bareilles
lips are movin meghan trainor
mr know it all kelly clarkson
no more sad songs little mix
potential breakup song aly & aj
really don't care demi lovato, cher lloyd
so what p!nk
take a bow rihanna
we are never ever getting back together taylor swift
youth troye sivan
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love songs
listen to all these songs and more here
18 one direction
always panic! at the disco
before and after you kelli o hara
count on me bruno mars
dear theodosia leslie odom jr, lin manuel miranda
endless love lionel richie, diana ross
fall ed sheeran
gone, gone, gone phillip phillips
helpless phillipa soo, original broadway cast of hamilton
if i could fly one direction
just the way you are bruno mars
kiss me ed sheeran
lucky jason mraz, colbie caillat
mine taylor swift
no one else phillipa soo
one ed sheeran
perfect one direction
remedy adele
story of my life one direction
tear in my heart twenty one pilots
vapor 5 seconds of summer
wake me up ed sheeran
xo beyoncé
you matter to me drew gehling, jessie mueller
#one direction#panic at the disco#king and i#bruno mars#hamilton#ed sheeran#taylor swift#waitress#adele#twenty one pilots#5 seconds of summer#beyonce#jessie mueller#phillipa soo
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happy songs
listen to all these songs and more here
24k magic bruno mars
airplanes 5 seconds of summer
back to you louis tomlinson
can't sleep love pentatonix
depression & obsession xxxtentacion
empty gold halsey
falling haim
galway girl ed sheeran
hair lady gaga
i can lift a car walk the moon
just a little bit of your heart ariana grande
kiwi harry styles
la devotee panic! at the disco
malibu miley cyrus
never be 5 seconds of summer
oh ms believer twenty one pilots
part of your world jodi benson
redbone childish gambino
same drugs chance the rapper
team lorde
under pressure david bowie
vapor 5 seconds of summer
wake me up ed sheeran
you the 1975
#bruno mars#5 seconds of summer#louis tomlinson#pentatonix#xxxtentacion#halsey#haim#ed sheeran#lady gaga#walk the moon#ariana grande#harry styles#panic at the disco#miley cyrus#little mermaid#childish gambino#chance the rapper#lorde#david bowie#the 1975
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sad songs
listen to all these songs and more here
26 paramore
all i want kodaline
breathe me sia
chasing cars the wind and the wave
dear no one tori kelly
fallingforyou the 1975
glitter in the air p!nk
i can't breathe bea miller
love me or leave me little mix
make you feel my love adele
the night we met lord huron
over you ingrid michaelson
please be naked the 1975
quiet matilda the musical original cast
remedy adele
same mistakes one direction
taxi cab twenty one pilots
#playlist#sad#paramore#kodaline#sia#the wind and the wave#tori kelly#the 1975#p!nk#bea miller#little mix#lord huron#adele#ingrid michaelson#matilda#one direction#twenty one pilots
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hamilton ; act i - plot explained
so this beautiful piece of art starts w everybody singing ab, you guessed it, a. ham. (alexander hamilton)
after they're done w all that, hamilton is looking for a. burr who basically tells hamilton to shut up and look pretty but ham is a lil slow on this concept. (aaron burr, sir) hamilton meets his boyf j. laurens, some french dude lafayette, + some guy who fucks horses herc mulligan. ham shows off to them ab how he doesn't shut up. (my shot) the bros all chat ab how they'll be bros forever. (the story of tonight) then we meet a few rich gals, angelica, eliza, + peggy. (the schuyler sisters)
so there's this dude sam seabury who fuckin h a t e s the american rev & ham is like 'u r super dumb & wrong.' (farmer refuted) king george iii sings a breakup song to usa. (you'll be back)
ham, burr & their bros join this army & while the army skrts from nyc, g. washington is like 'hot damn i have no friends' & ham swerves on in all like 'I AM HERE' & then they became bffs. (right hand man)
ok so those ladies from earlier, their daddy philip is throwin a rager & ham wants to get his dick wet w a schuyler kiddo. (a winter's ball) angie introduces eliza to ham & eliza is all heart eyes at him & it is so frickin cute & they get married. (helpless) BUT angie also wants to get her dick wet w alex but she's not gonna tell him bc her sis is a ray of sunshine & she wouldn't break her heart like that. (satisfied) the bro squad is gettin wasted after the wedding & burr tells ham he's fucking this sweetie theodosia who's married to a b r i t i s h officer !!! (the story of tonight reprise) ham supports burr like a good "friend" & tells burr to tell ppl ab it. but burr decides to avoid his problems & be a pussy. (wait for it)
ok so now the revolution is happening and big chillin and hamilton reeeaaaaaaaalllly wants to be put in command but washington reeeaaaaaaaalllly doesn't give a fuck and promotes this fella charles lee which was such a goof for him bc in the battle of monmouth lee literally does the exact opposite of what washington said to. so washington is all like 'hm since ur fired if only there was someone else who wanted to be in command. oh yes i know!! lafayette has been h*ckin wanting to do this!!' so lee just talks mad shit ab washington. (stay alive) so at this point alex is a lil feisty but doesn't wanna do anything his daddy george says not to. instead alex's boyf laurens duels lee & ham is laurens' 2nd while the ever loyal burr is lee's 2nd. laurens fucks up lee a lil bit & is all good w that. (ten duel commandments) washington is pissed ab all that so he kicks ham out. (meet me inside) so ham goes home and eliza is preggers!!! ham is a lil insecure that eliza will leave him n shit but she's a sweetie and reassures him. (that would be enough)
lafayette being the baguette he is gets france to help out the us. he raps super fast & makes everybody even more in love w him. he and washington realize they need our mans alex to go thru w their plan for yorktown so washington lets alex be in command!! (guns and ships) ALRIGHT so it's the night of the battle washington is talking to his son alex & tells him to not fuck up. (history has its eyes on you) the army WON after fighting for a bit bc the british surrender !!!! (yorktown) now king georgey is confused on wtf is happening. (what comes next)
a lil bit after the battle, eliza has bby philip and alex and burr also has a bby named theodosia and they sing a cute lil lullaby ab it. (dear theodosia) ready to cry kiddos ???? good. alex gets a letter saying that his boyfriend laurens was killed in a stupid fucking dumb battle. alex is really torn up about this and just doesn't stop writing shit. (tomorrow they'll be more of us) now we're getting into a big banger. alex and aaron are both going back to nyc cause they wanna be lawyers. burr is jealous of alex as all hell and alex gets chosen for the constitutional convention !!!! ok so alex and these guys john jay and james madison got together to write the federalist papers. they were gonna write 25 essays. john jay got sick after writing five. james madison wrote 29. hamilton wrote the other FIFTY-ONE!! good old angelica says that she's getting married to this dude she doesn't rlly like & she's moving to london. president washington gets alex to be treasury secretary but eliza is not a fan of that. (non-stop) END OF ACT ONE FELLAS!!!
#hamilton#lmk if you like this!!#act 2 will be up soon#theatre#act one#alexander hamilton#plot explained
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best musical theatre songs playlist
13
opportunity
tell her
a little more homework
brand new you
25th annual putnam county spelling bee
magic foot
my unfortunate erection
woe is me
the i love you song
the addams family
pulled
just around the corner
crazier than you
aladdin
arabian nights
friend like me
prince ali
amélie
times are hard for dreamers
sister’s pickle
stay
annie
maybe
it’s the hard-knock life
tomorrow
anything goes
it’s de-lovely
anything goes
assassins
gun song
the ballad of czolgosz
another national anthem
avenue q
the internet is for porn
you can be as loud as the hell you want
beauty and the beast
home
be our guest
if i can’t love her
the book of mormon
hello!
you and me
turn it off
i believe
tomorrow is a latter day
the bridges of madison county
another life
always better
bring it on: the musical
what i was born to do
killer instinct
eva’s rant
cabaret
willkommen
maybe this time
so what?
cabaret
catch me if you can
live in living color
jet set
fly, fly away
cats
old deuteronomy
memory
chicago
all that jazz
cell block tango
we both reached for the gun
mister cellophane
razzle dazzle
company
you could drive a person crazy
the ladies who lunch
being alive
crazy for you
i can’t be bothered now
someone to watch over me
i got rhythm
they can’t take that away from me
dear evan hansen
waving through a window
if i could tell her
you will be found
to break in a glove
only us
dogfight
pretty funny
first date / last night
dreamgirls
and i am telling you i’m not going
ain’t no party
the fantasticks
soon it’s gonna rain
they were you
finding neverland
believe
when your feet don’t touch the ground
fun home
welcome to our house on maple avenue
come to the fun home
changing my major
ring of keys
flying away
funny girl
i’m the greatest star
don’t rain on my parade
grease
greased lightnin’
there are worse things i could do
you’re the one that i want
guys and dolls
a bushel and a peck
sit down, you’re rockin’ the boat
hairspray
good morning baltimore
the nicest kids in town
i can hear the bells
you can’t stop the beat
hamilton
you’ll be back
satisfied
guns and ships
burn
who lives, who dies, who tells your story
heathers: the musical
candy store
dead girl walking
seventeen
lifeboat
kindergarten boyfriend
hedwig and the angry inch
sugar daddy
angry inch
in the heights
in the heights
breathe
96,000
blackout
everything i know
into the woods
prologue: into the woods
it takes two
on the steps of the palace
witch’s lament
no one is alone
the king and i
main title
hello, young lovers
getting to know you
we kiss in a shadow
shall we dance?
kinky boots
the history of wrong guys
not my father’s son
everybody say yeah
hold me in your heart
the last five years
still hurting
a summer in ohio
legally blonde the musical
omigod you guys
what you want
positive
so much better
legally blonde
les misérables
i dreamed a dream
castle on a cloud
on my own
one day more
do you hear the people sing?
the lion king
circle of life
be prepared
can you feel the love tonight
the little mermaid
part of your world
poor unfortunate souls
beyond my wildest dreams
little shop of horrors
mushnik and son
finale ultimo
little women - the musical
five forever
astonishing
mamma mia
mamma mia
dancing queen
matilda the musical
naughty
telly
when i grow up
quiet
revolting children
monty python’s spamalot
find your grail
always look on the bright side of life
his name is lancelot
the music man
ya got trouble
seventy six trombones
sincere
my fair lady
wouldn’t it be loverly
i could have danced all night
i’ve grown accustomed to her face
natasha, pierre and the great comet of 1812
no one else
newsies
carrying the banner
that’s rich
seize the day
santa fe
king of new york
next to normal
everything else
perfect for you
i am the one
superboy and the invisible girl
light
oliver!
where is love?
consider yourself
once on this island
waiting for life
mama will provide
phantom of the opera
think of me
angel of music
the phantom of the opera
the music of the night
all i ask of you
pippin
no time at all
i guess i’ll miss the man
rent
seasons of love
light my candle
another day
la vie boheme
take me or leave me
rodgers + hammerstein’s cinderella
impossible
ten minutes ago
the secret garden
a girl in the valley
the girl i mean to be
wick
hold on
how could i ever know?
seussical
oh, the thinks you can think
notice me, horton
shrek the musical
i know it’s today
morning person
the ballad of farquaad
freak flag
something rotten!
god, i hate shakespeare
right hand man
a musical
the black death
hard to be the bard
songs for a new world
i’m not afraid of anything
stars and the moon
the sound of music
sixteen going on seventeen
my favorite things
the sound of music
south pacific
bloody mary
you’ve got to be carefully taught
spring awakening
mama who bore me
the bitch of living
totally fucked
the song of purple summer
thoroughly modern millie
thoroughly modern millie
the speed test
what do i need with love
gimme gimme
[title of show]
die vampire, die!
a way back to then
nine people’s favorite thing
waitress
opening up
when he sees me
bad idea
i didn’t plan it
she used to be mine
the wedding singer
it’s your wedding day
west side story
america
tonight
i feel pretty
wicked
the wizard and i
what is this feeling?
popular
defying gravity
no good deed
the wild party
maybe i like it this way
the life of the party
the will rogers follies
our favorite son
wonderland
the mad hatter
once more i can see
#playlist#music#theatre#broadway#13#25th annual#the addams family#aladdin#amelie#annie#anything goes#assassins#avenue q#beauty and the beast#the book of mormon#the bridges of madison county#bring it on#cabaret#catch me if you can#cats#musicals#chicago#company#crazy for you#dear evan hansen#dogfight#dreamgirls#the fantasticks#finding neverland#fun home
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