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Shapeshifter: *transforms to look like Mei*

Mei: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.

#ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #narumiya mei #shapeshifter #source: generator

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Sawamura: I am not out of control! I'm a law abiding citizen!

Miyuki: Really? Name one law.

Sawamura: Don't kill people?

Miyuki: That's on me. I set the bar too low.

#ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #sawamura eijun #miyuki kazuya #source: generator

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Mei: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya no a #daiya #dna #narumiya mei #source: generator

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Ryousuke: Do I look nice?

Kuramochi: You look like you’re about to set someone on fire.

Ryousuke: Perfect.

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #kominato ryousuke #kuramochi youichi #kuraryou #slightly #source: tumblr #source: incorrecttemplates

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Mei: It’s not a superiority complex, I’m just better than you. Ain’t nothing complex about it.

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #narumiya mei #source: tik tok #source: boywithwap

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Reporter: So, what is your backup plan in case you don’t become extremely rich and famous, and successful?

Sawamura: Die.

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #random sport’s reporter #sawamura eijun #source: tik tok #@worsegirlfriend

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Sawamura: I made tea.

Miyuki: I don’t want tea.

Sawamura: I didn’t make tea for you. This is my tea.

Miyuki: Then why are you telling me?

Sawamura: It’s a conversation starter.

Miyuki: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Sawamura: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

#ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #sawamura eijun #miyuki kazuya #source: tumblr #source: incorrecttemplates

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Jun: Don’t let another person ruin your day.

Jun:

Jun: Ruin your own damn day.

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #isashiki jun #source: unsure

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Kuramochi: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya no a #dna #daiya #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #kuramochi youichi #source: generator

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mod, why do you have a concussion,,

(unrelated post)

i play softball and i got hit in the helmet guard with a bat at a practice. it was pretty full on, so very scary. i now have a mild concussion! thank you for the concern.

#unrelated #irregular post #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace

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Ryousuke: I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.

Kuramochi: I think you mean cards?

Haruichi: He does not.

Ryousuke, pulling out knives: I do not.

#guess who has a concussion! #ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #kominato ryousuke #kuramochi youichi #kominato haruichi #source: tumblr #source: incorrecttemplates

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Kuramochi: Miyuki, just GO TO THE HOSPITAL—

Miyuki: Who’s chest injury is this?Is it OUR chest injury? NO! STAY OUT OF IT!

#spoiler #kinda #ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #kuramochi youichi #miyuki kazuya #ib: tumblr #ib: incorrecttemplates #this would’ve happened if mochi had said smth

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Miyuki: Kuramochi said I only have 4 days to live.

Zono: You’re sick!?

Miyuki: No, he just doesn’t like me.

Kuramochi, shouting: I’ll fuck you up on Tuesday!

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #miyuki kazuya #maezono kenta #kuramochi youichi #source: tumblr #source: incorrecttemplates #when they first met

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Sawamura: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed, and he’s really ugly.

Kuramochi, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #sawamura eijun #kuramochi youichi #source: tumblr #source: incorrecttemplates #i wish this was canon

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Mei: Do you remember that horrible roommate you had back in college?

Miyuki: You mean you?

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #narumiya mei #miyuki kazuya #source: tumblr #source: incorrecttemplates #this is definitely one of my headcanons

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Miyuki: Well, well, well, if it isn’t my old friend...

Miyuki: The realization that I fucked up real bad.

#ace of the diamond #ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #miyuki kazuya #source: tumblr #source: incorrecttemplates #this is after the watanabe incident #or the hiding the injury #or the never acknowledging eijun #miyuki fucks up a lot…

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Miyuki: I know you snuck in last night, Sawamura.

Kuramochi, whispering: Play dumb.

Sawamura: Who’s Sawamura?

Kuramochi: NOT THAT DUMB!!

#ace of diamond #daiya no ace #diamond no ace #daiya #daiya no a #dna #incorrect daiya #incorrect quotes #miyuki kazuya #kuramochi youichi #sawamura eijun #source: tumblr #source: incorrecttemplates